a most false and malicious slander

[franksolich]

A primitive--never mind which one--recently alleged to management of conservativecave that conservativecave keeps files, or "dossiers," of personal information about primitives, for use by its members.

That is a most false and malicious slander.

All information about individual primitives that is on conservativecave exists only in fragmentary, diffused, and unorganized clutter in just about every forum here.  There exists no systematic centralized "clearinghouse" of information about primitives anywhere on conservativecave.

There is another web-site, not connected with conservativecave, that does in fact collect information on primitives, much in the same sense that the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, the Secret Service, the IRS, various local, county, and state law-enforcement agencies, &c., &c., &c., collect information on primitives.

Some members of conservativecave are members of this other web-site, as are others who are members of other web-sites and message-boards watching the primitives.

The primitives seem to be indignant that they are "watched," but given their seditious sentiments, their advocacy of violence and civil disorder, their bloodthirsty--but fortunately impotent--lust to kill, well, they have only themselves to blame.

Again, conservativecave does not keep files or "dossiers" on primitives.

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One supposes this most infamous rumor arose because just as with Skins's island, there are forums here restricted to members only; i.e., unavailable for lurking primitives.

These forums are "closed" for various reasons, but in those reasons applicable to the primitives, they're closed simply to spare the feelings and sensibilities of the primitives.

The primitives have long whined to their lords and masters how we hurt their feelings, by what we say here.

Comments made in the closed forums, because lurking primitives can't see them, well, they can't hurt the poor wittle feelings of the primitives either.

We're nice people, courteous to a fault, shielding them from certain unpleasant truths and opinions.

That is all.  Thank you.

[Big Dog]

A primitive--never mind which one--recently alleged to management of conservativecave that conservativecave keeps files, or "dossiers," of personal information about primitives, for use by its members.

Looks like a certain DUmmy received an early Christmas generic winter holiday gift:



The primitives adore Soviet-style communism. How could they not like the KGB?

[Carl]

If they only knew how much their own masters let info out.   

[Tucker]

Damn. Do I need to burn the books now?

[FlippyDoo]

As the official fictional spirit-guide representative assigned to Conservative Cave I have NOT been informed of any dossiers being kept here. In fact, I would be most unpleased to find that CC was keeping dossiers as everyone knows that 1357-15a of the Official Code of the VRWC requires that any dossiers kept by an organization be made available to the official fictional spirit-guide that is assigned to said organization.

The powers that be at CC, and CC itself, are members in good standing with the VRWC and would not violate the Official Code of the VRWC.

[franksolich]

If they only knew how much their own masters let info out.   

I always thought it was really odd about that site--which is NOT to be named here--about who started it; it's all very circular, and it's several years old now.

My guess--and it's only a guess, remember--is that it was started by a member of freerepublic who lives only a few miles away from the grasswire primitive in Oregon, although I dunno if they've ever met each other in real life.

It's by invitation only; it's very much like the Freemasons or the Illuminati or the Rosicucians.

One day one's just sitting around minding his own business, and suddenly a stranger appears, saying, "Hey, here's something we'd like you to see, and we'd like you to be a part of us."

One looks, is duly impressed, and joins up.

[dutch508]

I always thought it was really odd about that site--which is NOT to be named here--about who started it; it's all very circular, and it's several years old now.

My guess--and it's only a guess, remember--is that it was started by a member of freerepublic who lives only a few miles away from the grasswire primitive in Oregon, although I dunno if they've ever met each other in real life.

It's by invitation only; it's very much like the Freemasons or the Illuminati or the Rosicucians.

One day one's just sitting around minding his own business, and suddenly a stranger appears, saying, "Hey, here's something we'd like you to see, and we'd like you to be a part of us."

One looks, is duly impressed, and joins up.

That's pretty much how it went.

Although I don't go there often anymore- it is a completely seperate site, run by different people for different reasons. Maybe now that I am settled in after my retirement I can take some more time to surf.

[Skul]

Damn. Do I need to burn the books now?

That would be fine. The originals are safe.
You just have an outdated copy, anyway.

[BlueStateSaint]

That would be fine. The originals are safe.
You just have an outdated copy, anyway.

Yeah, he missed a supercession or two.

[franksolich]

That's pretty much how it went.

Although I don't go there often anymore- it is a completely seperate site, run by different people for different reasons. Maybe now that I am settled in after my retirement I can take some more time to surf.

It's ridiculous.

It's almost as if the primitives think the DUmpster's the only place watching them.

I wish they'd go somewhere else and see what's being said about them there, and leave us alone.

[Chris_]

I wonder if those clowns still pay attention to Conservative Underground anymore.  They're definitely oblivious to DUmmies FUnnies.

[franksolich]

I wonder if those clowns still pay attention to Conservative Underground anymore.  They're definitely oblivious to DUmmies FUnnies.

Right.

The record plainly shows the DUmmie FUnnies have been lethal to the primitives, beginning with the scamdal many years ago, and most recently with the brain-damaged primitive.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I always thought it was really odd about that site--which is NOT to be named here--about who started it; it's all very circular, and it's several years old now.

We're not supposed to mention the 'Achafalaya' program or its related site here?  Shucks.

 

[ChuckJ]

I wonder if those clowns still pay attention to Conservative Underground anymore.  They're definitely oblivious to DUmmies FUnnies.

I believe all the attention is focused here due to frank. They fear him. They think if they can keep an eye on him they can keep him in check. They don't realize that he's a stealth ninja and that Chuck Norris comes to him for training.

[USA4ME]

The primitives really need to just forget we're here and go on about their business. We're just over here having some fun from time to time and goofing off. We're just watching the show they're putting on. If they want to do what we're doing, they can either beg Skin's to create the forum or they can create their own website. But either way, just go on about your daily lives, primitives, and we'll do whatever we want to do.

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[whiffleball]

I can't understand why they're so fixated on CC.   Places like Old Elm Tree and Democratic Warrior are where they should be spending their time.  Both are full of ex DUmmies spilling their guts about everything from being former Mods (secrets, secrets) to revealing RL identities and proclivities.  No one here cares save for entertainment value.  Whatever information I've ever seen here has been personally supplied by the target DUmmy him/her/it self on Skins Island.

[GOBUCKS]

The dossiers are great for the sake of curiosity, e.g., real names, photos, addresses, home photos, photobucket accounts, Facebook info, etc.

But the most potentially useful material is employer information. It's really surprising to see how many DUmmies actually have jobs with verifiable corporations. It's a testament to the restraint of decent and civilized people to consider how rarely this information is used.

I never cease to be amazed at how so much information has been compiled on such a group of obscure, deranged political nutballs.

Many of the DUmmy dossiers would make DHS proud, especially since all of them (I think) have been developed from public or otherwise legal sources.

It's just another reason to be thankful you're not a DUmmy.

[Tucker]

Many of the DUmmy dossiers would make DHS proud, especially since all of them (I think) have been developed from public or otherwise legal sources.

You'd be surprised what information they give out about themselves in PM's when they think that your mole is a friend.

The thing that I really miss about the new breed of DUmbasses is the meet-up. They were a cornucopia of information.

[jukin]

I can't understand why they're so fixated on CC.   Places like Old Elm Tree and Democratic Warrior are where they should be spending their time.  Both are full of ex DUmmies spilling their guts about everything from being former Mods (secrets, secrets) to revealing RL identities and proclivities.  No one here cares save for entertainment value.  Whatever information I've ever seen here has been personally supplied by the target DUmmy him/her/it self on Skins Island.

The DUches are vain, very vain, and we ridicule their atrocious behavior and beliefs. It hurts the very thin veneer that they have built of self esteem. Crazy people don't like to have their craziness highlighted.

[Carl]

You'd be surprised what information they give out about themselves in PM's when they think that your mole is a friend.

The thing that I really miss about the new breed of DUmbasses is the meet-up. They were a cornucopia of information.

The DUmp is like a salt shaker when it comes to the info that gets spread around.

[franksolich]

The DUches are vain, very vain, and we ridicule their atrocious behavior and beliefs. It hurts the very thin veneer that they have built of self esteem. Crazy people don't like to have their craziness highlighted.

Well, and I'm repeating myself for the nth time, there's an easy way for primitives to escape notice of those "watching" them, be it governmental agencies or private individuals.

Just don't say anything stupid, and I can guarantee the primitive won't get noticed.

[franksolich]

Many of the DUmmy dossiers would make DHS proud, especially since all of them (I think) have been developed from public or otherwise legal sources.

Yeah, they have been, every bit of them.

We're not Democrats, liberals, and primitives after all.

All information over there was obtained from either public or legally-obtained sources.

No dirty work in it at all.

And about 75-90%--it's hard to be more specific--of the information came from each primitive's own mouth.

[Bad Dog]

I would think they would feel honored to be deemed useful by decent civilized people.  They aren't seen as particularly useful by their progressive masters.

[franksolich]

I would think they would feel honored to be deemed useful by decent civilized people.  They aren't seen as particularly useful by their progressive masters.

That's it; that's the only useful function the primitives serve in this society.

To be a source of amusement and entertainment to decent and civilized people, and to their lords and masters, both.

[BlueStateSaint]

That's it; that's the only useful function the primitives serve in this society.

To be a source of amusement and entertainment to decent and civilized people, and to their lords and masters, both.

They also serve as bad examples.