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Jonathan and Sarah Adleta's children were doomed to a life of perverse cruelty before they were even born.Jonathan Adleta, a former Marine officer, dreamed of the day he could have "daddy-daughter sex." After Sarah Adleta became pregnant with a daughter, he said he would marry her only if she agreed to let him carry out that desire. When the couple had a son, Sarah Adleta was expected to have sexual encounters with him.
Oh my God, that's ****ing sick.
Wow. Just, wow.
I, uhh, need to, ummm, slip out to the alley behind the courthouse for a minute. I, uhh, need a smoke break. Yeh, a smoke break... Anybody care to join me?
Will the ....I hate to call him a Marine officer.....but will the former Marine officer be going with us.....uh....will he be using the blue steel smoking aid and will he be inhaling deeply?
You know, I hadn't even thought of offering the sick **** that used to dress up in a Marine uniform a smoke - I was thinking instead of casually discussing Greco-Roman wrestling stars, the hazards of tackles in football and the respective merits of hickory vs. aluminum baseball bats - but I could certainly see my way clear to offering the pervert a smoke at some point there.
I was going to offer him a 12 ga. smoke and tell him to inhale.
I think that would be too kind.
Expose them to Cesium-137 or any highly radioactive material. The effects are quite painful and gruesome at times.
Exactly. I seriously hope his last thought will be to wonder why his friend Death took so long to find him.