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DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« on: December 08, 2013, 02:58:06 PM »
I guess DUmmy trumad isn't aware that nominations for 2013 DOTY are closed and he is not on the ballot.

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 09:54 AM
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I'm serious: When I read a quote from Sarah Palin, my Brain Neurons go into a tailspin.

via Charles Pierce:

"If you lose that foundation, John Adams was implicitly warning us, then we will not follow our constitution, there will be no reason to follow our constitution because it is a moral and religious people who understand that there is something greater than self, we are to live selflessly, and we are to be held accountable by our creator, so that is what our constitution is based on, so those revisionists, those in the lamestream media, especially, who would want to ignore what our founders actually thought, felt and wrote about in our charters of liberty - well, that's why I call them the lamestream media."

Rule #1 for having brain neurons going spinny is___________. You guessed it, you must have a brain. (rimshot)

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 10:18 AM

 janlyn (438 posts)

4. Every time I hear her speak,

I can feel her sucking the IQ points out of my head!

janlyn (not in the runnning for a DOTY) See rule #1 above.

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 10:37 AM

 JEB (993 posts)

6. No comprendo.

I get a word here and there.

JEB (not in the running for a DOTY) you say "no comprendo". I say "no shit JEB"

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 11:43 AM

 Arkansas Granny (15,537 posts)

15. I've tried, and failed, to make sense of her comments.


Arkansas Granny (not in the running for a DOTY) English as a second language. Try it. It might slow you down at the state motor vehicles office but it is fun.

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 02:43 PM

 NoOneMan (3,896 posts)

26. She blargle-speaks easy non understand, but don't we all really nonesense

NoOneMan (not in the running for a DOTY) is an obvious LFT!

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Sun Dec 8, 2013, 03:13 PM

 VanillaRhapsody (4,496 posts)

28. If there is anything that proves her theory of "Lamestream Media"

it's when SHE is on it...She is the epitome of Lamebrained.

VanillaRhapsody (not in the running for a DOTY) VanillaRhapsody, the smartest DUmmy on the planet. What in the he%$ does VanillaRhapsody mean? Are you like sweet? I doubt it. Are you white? Maybe. Do you have jam stains on your jammies? Probably. VanillaRhapsody, now that's a cool name!
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 04:26:28 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 08, 2013, 02:58:06 PM
I guess DUmmy trumad isn't aware that nominations for 2013 DOTY are closed and he is not on the ballot.

Oh, but the truemud primitive in fact is on the ballot; I nominated him myself.

<<<nominated primitives most wants to write about.

I'd definitely welcome your consideration in voting for him for one of the Top DUmmies, especially among the top ten.  I really have a spiffy award I can write for him.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 04:42:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 08, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
I'd definitely welcome your consideration in voting for him for one of the Top DUmmies, especially among the top ten.  I really have a spiffy award I can write for him.

Well, how can one argue with that?!? So, I'll chuck the Pretzel_Wanker back into the un-numerated mob and move the Truemud up to,,,,, the half a sawbuck spot.

I just gotta read that spiffy award.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 04:50:37 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on December 08, 2013, 04:42:15 PM
Well, how can one argue with that?!? So, I'll chuck the Pretzel_Wanker back into the un-numerated mob and move the Truemud up to,,,,, the half a sawbuck spot.

I just gotta read that spiffy award.

I was flailing around, trying to find a word contemporaneous with leisure suits, 8-track tapes, Tony Orlando & Dawn, those sorts of social phenomenons that fit the truemud primitive so well.  When trying to remember the slanguage of the era, "spiffy" was the best I could think of, and it might not even be from that time.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 05:17:40 PM »
What? "Spiffy" is outdated?

No way. 

It's not like "whippersnapper" or "cahoots".
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2013, 05:23:29 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 05:17:40 PM
What? "Spiffy" is outdated?

No way. 

It's not like "whippersnapper" or "cahoots".

I haven't checked, but I'll bet the truemud primitive uses "teevee" too.

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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2013, 05:43:07 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 08, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
Oh, but the truemud primitive in fact is on the ballot; I nominated him myself.

<<<nominated primitives most wants to write about.

I'd definitely welcome your consideration in voting for him for one of the Top DUmmies, especially among the top ten.  I really have a spiffy award I can write for him.
OOPS my bad. Well he is giving it one heck of a last minute bid for the gold! That should count for something.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2013, 05:45:29 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 08, 2013, 05:43:07 PM
OPPS! my bad. Well he is giving it one heck of a last minute bid for the gold! That should count for something.

By all means, please do consider him, sir.

He needs the franksolich treatment, but has to win one of the top ten spots to get it.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2013, 05:46:54 PM »
Long day.
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2013, 05:48:33 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 08, 2013, 05:46:54 PM
Long day.

That happens; I have a lot of those, and it shows.

By the way, I remember you from freerepublic; welcome aboard!
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2013, 06:16:23 PM »
My pleasure
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Re: DUmmy trumad, a day late and a $ short for a DOTY
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2013, 06:18:47 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 08, 2013, 06:16:23 PM
My pleasure

I've been concerned, because you and fitman from Skins's island showed up here at the same time, and there seemed some confusion, as fitman's a bona fide primitive (although I guess he isn't any more, having been kicked off there).
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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