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Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« on: December 07, 2013, 11:45:26 AM »
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Happy Pearl Harbor Day

Last edited Sat Dec 7, 2013, 04:00 PM - Edit history (1)
Make sure to live this day in infamy.

Bonsai, my peoples!

Uh oh. The usually adored "house music" "DJ" spins a turd.


Usually any post mocking the US in wartime is flat-out money on DU, but a lot of DUmmies actually support the US role in WWII. Better be careful, Dorkio...

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4. A very sick man

That's pretty distasteful----understatement of the day.

Yes but we had the last laugh...ie Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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12. my dad lost a brother at Pearl...

so take your 'banzai' and kindly place it where the sun don't shine...

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20. Jeez. I can't wait to see what you post on the 14th.

Stay classy.


And so on. Sorry, Mr. Dorkio.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2013, 11:48:36 AM »
Let's see if a jury pulls it. 

If I were on the jury, I'd vote to leave it. 

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2013, 11:53:07 AM »
Let's see if a jury pulls it. 

If I were on the jury, I'd vote to leave it. 


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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2013, 11:58:55 AM »
Let's see if a jury pulls it. 

If I were on the jury, I'd vote to leave it. 

Exactly.  Must show their "moonbatty" posts to the world.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2013, 12:00:08 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2013, 02:26:59 PM »
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MrScorpio (57,664 posts)

Happy Pearl Harbor Day

Last edited Sat Dec 7, 2013, 04:00 PM - Edit history (1)
Make sure to live this day in infamy.

Bonsai, my peoples!

What did Mrs. Corpio write the first time? Let's jump into the Wayback Machine and find out!

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Happy Pearl Harbor Day

I think I'll go out and punch an old Jap right in the face.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2013, 02:52:26 PM »
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MrScorpio (57,664 posts)

Happy Pearl Harbor Day

I think I'll go out and punch an old Jap right in the face.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2013, 04:28:56 PM »
McDorkio claims to be an Air Force veteran.

And they wonder why we question their bona fides as having served.

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2013, 06:43:37 PM »
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Bonsai, my peoples!

Yes, because the Imperial Japanese Army back in the day were secretly using trees, not aircraft, ships, etc...

Or did he mean, "Banzai?"
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 06:52:58 PM »
Yes, because the Imperial Japanese Army back in the day were secretly using trees, not aircraft, ships, etc...

Or did he mean, "Banzai?"

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 10:05:15 PM »
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Happy Pearl Harbor Day

Last edited Sat Dec 7, 2013, 04:00 PM - Edit history (1)
Make sure to live this day in infamy.

Bonsai, my peoples!

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2013, 07:06:40 AM »
Did FDR ignore Presidential Daily Briefings so as to allow the US to enter into a corporate war for resource dominance against non-whites?
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2013, 07:17:25 AM »
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 10:00 PM

Star Member WilliamPitt (55,850 posts)
50. There are still people alive who remember this day without humor

...and people I love who lived through it, some of whom were there.

A bar in Chicago pulled this number today:



...until they were rightfully shamed.

Don't be that bar, Scorp. Don't be that guy.

Bad shit, boss.

I'm not one to advocate the Delete Thread option, but you don't want this shameful display of misplaced humor on your name.

Just sayin', old friend.

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53. For you, Will, I'll take care of it.

I think that it's run it's course.



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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 07:26:48 AM »
Wee Willy talked Mrs. Corpio down off the ledge. If anybody knows about posting things you'll regret later, it's the Boozy Bard of Bukowski's.

Bad news for Mrs. Corpio, though. Thanks to the awesome power of CC, his "slap a Jap" post is preserved for posterity.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 06:50:15 PM »
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Star Member WilliamPitt (55,850 posts)
50. There are still people alive who remember this day without humor
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Don't be that bar, Scorp. Don't be that guy.

Look around you.  The site you choose to associate with is infested with "those guys".  You are known by the company you keep.   

Don't act like the pineapple-headed primitive was the only one over there who was laughing like a jackal.   



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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2013, 07:29:35 PM »
They should give Kregel a break.

He thinks it was the Germans.

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2013, 07:32:17 PM »
They should give Kregel a break.

He thinks it was the Germans.

You're joking.  I hope. 

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2013, 07:43:25 PM »
Sorry, I was thinking of missing Tav, and used his name in place of LaMond's.

LaMond isn't sure who we fought in World War Two. The French maybe?

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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2013, 07:55:15 PM »
Sorry, I was thinking of missing Tav, and used his name in place of LaMond's.

LaMond isn't sure who we fought in World War Two. The French maybe?

Well, we technically did, in Operations Torch and Dragoon, but they understandably weren't even trying.

Mr. Scummio should read "The Knights of Bushido," a chronicle of Japanese war crimes.  They were in some ways even more vile than the murderous Nazi Einsatzgruppen.  Nor were the hands of their Navy clean, but that particular book is mainly about the systematically brutal misdeeds of their land forces.

They all paid an extremely heavy, but richly-deserved, price for that once the ass-kicking boot got on the other foot, of course, which is the way of the world.
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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2013, 07:06:17 AM »
Thread was self deleted.

You have to be some special type of asshole to write something so heinous that even DUers can't stomach it.

Congratulations, Mr. Scorpio.  You're that special kind of asshole.


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Re: Ladies Man MrScorpio ruffles DUmmy feathers re: Pearl Harbor
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2013, 12:45:56 PM »
Thread was self deleted.

You have to be some special type of asshole to write something so heinous that even DUers can't stomach it.

Congratulations, Mr. Scorpio.  You're that special kind of asshole.



Oh, the majority could stomach it just fine.  In the eyes of DU, the pineapple-headed primitive's only crime was putting down in a post what the majority of them already think.