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DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:20:03 PM »
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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:08 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,354 posts)

I'm under the covers. It's 11°C in the house 51 F...

-2°C and dropping outside. Parents don't like to turn the heat on.
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This nut lives in Canada! The Great White North! And his parents are trying to freeze him out.


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:18 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (106,973 posts)

1. Omigod, that's crazy, my dear Locut0s!
Bad choice of words by the CalPig.
      

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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:26 PM
Star Member Kali (36,251 posts)
2. it was 42 in here this morning, 21 outside

a balmy 53.4 now 

the sun porch where I keep plants for winter is probably warmer, 
there is an old portable floor heater in there


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:31 PM
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4. Maybe your parents are sending you a message.
Food for thought, LocoNuts.


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:58 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,354 posts)
5. lol no I wish...

I could use the motivation. No it's always been like this, though usually not THIS cold.


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 10:03 PM
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7. Aren't they afraid the pipes will freeze?
I wish Fat Che's fat queer little brother Pab hadn't been banned.
He should have some great stories about freezing - his utilities have been cut off since September, and WackaDU failed him.


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 10:10 PM
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8. Nah we do turn the heat on for short periods...

They won't freed till it gets down to zero or below. And we turn off the outside taps to prevent them from bursting.


Another DUmmy who can't afford heat:
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ri Dec 6, 2013, 10:12 PM
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9. Locut0s..I don't turn my heat on...I stay in the bedroom most of the time

It's my office(I work from home most of the time),lounge, sunroom and X-Box/PS3 play room..hell, I've held global conference calls without ever leaving the covers..
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 10:26:48 PM »
Jeez, get a blanket, My Dear LocoNuts.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 10:36:08 PM »
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 10:43:38 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 06, 2013, 10:36:08 PM
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
It's a DUmmie trait. Move along.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 10:44:32 PM »
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9. Locut0s..I don't turn my heat on...I stay in the bedroom most of the time

It's my office(I work from home most of the time),lounge, sunroom and X-Box/PS3 play room..

...not to mention being her toilet, meth lab, farrowing shed, hoarder's paradise, drive-through bordello, cockroach farm, and catbox.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 11:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 10:44:32 PM
...not to mention being her toilet, meth lab, farrowing shed, hoarder's paradise, drive-through bordello, cockroach farm, and catbox.


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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 11:51:11 PM »
It's 10 degrees outside (or -12 if you're the LocoNuts primitive), but it's 84 degrees inside (or 29 degrees if you're the LocoNuts primitive).  

I love my belching, burping, smoke puking carbon polluting wood stove.  Nothing beats lounging in your underwear on the couch on a cold winter's night.  
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 11:58:02 PM »
It's 40 out right now.
I'm sitting in a motor-home, having cold beer.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 11:59:54 PM »
I'm freezing too.  The thermostat says it's 72 in here, but I'm shivering.  There seems to be a draft somewhere that I can't find its origin.  It's 28 outside.  This TX gal HATES cold weather.  
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 12:01:13 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 06, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
It's 40 out right now.
I'm sitting in a motor-home, having cold beer.
BM. DUmpmonkies.

Wait.  I forgot to mention I have a beer, too.  

St. Peter's Cream Stout.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 12:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on December 06, 2013, 11:59:54 PM
I'm freezing too.  The thermostat says it's 72 in here, but I'm shivering.  There seems to be a draft somewhere that I can't find its origin.  It's 28 outside.  This TX gal HATES cold weather.  

I hear ya.  I'd rather sweat. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 12:13:12 AM »
Busch from a  30 pack.
BM you filthy 1% ers.



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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 12:42:32 AM »
It's probably 72 degrees in the main living area of his parent's house.  My bet is that LocoNuts got caught pleasuring himself using the crack in the cushions of the leather couch in their living room, and so he has been banned to the attic or basement.  


« Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 12:44:39 AM by BattleHymn »
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2013, 12:46:11 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 12:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on December 07, 2013, 12:46:11 AM
:lol:


LocoNuts asks the ladies if their is any hope for him:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87022.0

LocoNuts the virgin is worried about a four hour erection:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87214.0

LocoNuts talks about difficult discussion with parents:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89670.0

I rest my case.   :-)
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2013, 01:32:17 AM »
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master.

You my dear Locut0s, have decided that someone will always lord over you. Freedom shall never be yours. You will never have a girlfriend, because no girl will respect a man who is not his own master.
Let me say that again: NO ONE LIKES A WIMP. 

 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 01:38:01 AM »
 :lol: :agree: :yeahthat: :werd: :lol:

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 07:27:42 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 06, 2013, 10:36:08 PM
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2013, 09:08:42 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 12:01:13 AM
Wait.  I forgot to mention I have a beer, too.  

St. Peter's Cream Stout.   :cheersmate:

We had hot buttered rum.  I'd forgotten how good that is on a cold night.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 09:38:46 AM »
I think he should start a fire and get warm.  :fuelfire:

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 10:10:56 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 01:32:17 AM
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master.

You my dear Locut0s, have decided that someone will always lord over you. Freedom shall never be yours. You will never have a girlfriend, because no girl will respect a man who is not his own master.
Let me say that again: NO ONE LIKES A WIMP.

You must not be married then. lol
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2013, 10:39:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 01:32:17 AM
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master. 

High Five!   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2013, 11:16:27 AM »
Here in red state hell I like to keep it around 75 in the winter and 68 in the summer.

Sometimes that isn't perfectly comfortable, but it maximizes my carbon footprint.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2013, 11:18:40 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 11:16:27 AM
Here in red state hell I like to keep it around 75 in the winter and 68 in the summer.

Sometimes that isn't perfectly comfortable, but it maximizes my carbon footprint.

Have you tried opening a few windows?  Some fresh air might be nice. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2013, 11:21:56 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 11:18:40 AM
Have you tried opening a few windows?  Some fresh air might be nice. 

I know that's a joke, but there really are times every spring and fall when I'll have AC running upstairs, and the furnace running downstairs, or vice versa.

They have quite a tussle sometimes.

I always expect a thunderstorm on the stairs, but it's never happened.
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