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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #200 on: December 14, 2013, 02:19:33 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 02:15:02 PM
By the way, I had to think, because Carl threw such a novel, unexpected idea in here.

When I say "the franksolich award will go to a primitive who didn't win anything," remember, a primitive who places in the bottom half of the top twenty, Top DUmmies #11-20, isn't really considered as having won anything, because those ten primitives have to share one award.

In other words, the franksolich award (not its final name, by the way) will go to a primitive who (a) wasn't selected a Top Ten DUmmie or (b) didn't win any of the special awards.

Coach's Choice Award. The CCA.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #201 on: December 14, 2013, 02:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 14, 2013, 02:19:33 PM
Coach's Choice Award. The CCA.

That's good.

I think I'll call it that.

<<<leery of the primitives attaching too much hostile paranoia to the good name of franksolich.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #202 on: December 14, 2013, 02:24:30 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 02:21:12 PM
That's good.

I think I'll call it that.

<<<leery of the primitives attaching too much hostile paranoia to the good name of franksolich.

Franksolich is now a legendary name to the DUmmies, up there with Teh Rove.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #203 on: December 14, 2013, 03:05:25 PM »
LAST CALL

ONLY 3 HOURS LEFT

Please get those votes, or changes in votes already cast, now, folks!

The polls close at supper-time, after which this thread will be locked.

I'm not sure at which point Mr. Wiggum will stop accepting votes, but both of us are in the same time zone, so 6:00 p.m. central time is a pretty good guess.


You may submit them to Mr. Wiggum (Ralph Wiggum) via private message, or at ralphwiggumcave@outlook.com
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #204 on: December 14, 2013, 03:27:28 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 02:21:12 PM
That's good.

I think I'll call it that.

<<<leery of the primitives attaching too much hostile paranoia to the good name of franksolich.
It would be fun to come with the initials ACA.
After all, both would represent losers.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #205 on: December 14, 2013, 03:29:29 PM »


Just voted. Sorry late to this game.
What can't be put off until tomorrow isn't worth dong anyway.

Nada for two, would have been three but she should not win three.  It came out of the gate fast, kept going and then provided a strong finish.

Of course Doug for his monumental screw up and general asssholishness.

The Steve: Doug.

The fart box puncher (bennybot) for the Rob.

Group had to be the moles.



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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #206 on: December 14, 2013, 04:56:45 PM »
FINAL LAST CALL

ONLY 1 HOUR LEFT!

Please get those votes, or changes in votes already cast, now, folks!

The polls close at supper-time, after which this thread will be locked.

I'm not sure at which point Mr. Wiggum will stop accepting votes, but both of us are in the same time zone, so 6:00 p.m. central time is a pretty good guess.


You may submit them to Mr. Wiggum (Ralph Wiggum) via private message, or at ralphwiggumcave@outlook.com
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #207 on: December 14, 2013, 05:36:05 PM »
Next year we are requiring ID to vote.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #208 on: December 14, 2013, 05:55:17 PM »
The polls are now closed, but I decided against locking this thread for further replies; I'll keep it open.

This thread, and the accompanying nominations thread, will stay "stickied" to the top of the DUmpster until Mr. Wiggum gives me the list of winners, after which both threads will be stashed up in the DUmping Ground forum.

After Mr. Wiggum gives me the list of winners--he has until Saturday, December 21, to do so--I'll then "sticky" the schedule of releases here.  It's after all near Christmas, and people are busy in real life; this way, they won't have to hang around waiting, already knowing in advance when an award's coming out.

Until I know the winners, the only schedule I can give at the moment is that the bottom half (one single award) of the top twenty DUmmies will come out early afternoon Christmas Eve, and the awards will end with the Top DUmmie of 2013 in early afternoon New Year's Eve.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #209 on: December 14, 2013, 05:57:21 PM »
What are the exit polls showing, and is there a paper trail?
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #210 on: December 14, 2013, 05:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 14, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
What are the exit polls showing, and is there a paper trail?

With 0% of precincts reporting, Doug won the Steve. 
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #211 on: December 14, 2013, 06:02:01 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 14, 2013, 05:59:15 PM
With 0% of precincts reporting, Doug won the Steve. 

I have no way of knowing, but that's probably so, in a landslide.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #212 on: December 14, 2013, 06:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 14, 2013, 03:27:28 PM
It would be fun to come with the initials ACA.
After all, both would represent losers.

Annual Coach's Award.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #213 on: December 14, 2013, 06:18:56 PM »
I will be so happy when this election is over.

Great DUmpmonkeys, like nadin and rsmithnumbers, are embarrassed by their high standing in the competition and have been in semi-hiding, hoping to reduce their vote totals.

As soon as voting closes, they'll be back with a vengeance and the DUmp will be so much better for it.

Also, the flash-in-the-pan posers and trolls, like that Pretzel guy, will disappear.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #214 on: December 14, 2013, 06:20:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 14, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
I will be so happy when this election is over.

Great DUmpmonkeys, like nadin and rsmithnumbers, are embarrassed by their high standing in the competition and have been in semi-hiding, hoping to reduce their vote totals.

As soon as voting closes, they'll be back with a vengeance and the DUmp will be so much better for it.

Also, the flash-in-the-pan posers and trolls, like that Pretzel guy, will disappear.

You know, that does always happen.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #215 on: December 14, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 14, 2013, 06:13:44 PM
Annual Coach's Award.

I like it but here is my thought...


The cACA

Cave Annual Coach's Award

Heh, I'm just fishin.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #216 on: December 14, 2013, 06:23:23 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 14, 2013, 06:22:14 PM
I like it but here is my thought...


The cACA

Cave Annual Coach's Award

Heh, I'm just fishin.

That's not bad; actually, it's pretty good.

The award doesn't need to have a final name until I give it.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #217 on: December 14, 2013, 06:30:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 06:23:23 PM
That's not bad; actually, it's pretty good.

The award doesn't need to have a final name until I give it.

I kill me self sometimes.

HEY, Get off me cat!!

OMG, I smell like a pork chop!
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #218 on: December 14, 2013, 07:12:20 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 14, 2013, 05:59:15 PM
With 0% of precincts reporting, Doug won the Steve. 

I think you are right. Doug gets the Steve but where does that leave Steve? At this point I'm regretting that I didn't nominate Omaha Steve for for the Rob, simply because he made a total fool of himself running for office and really didn't flinch.

Steve did get my vote for the willie but I have to say that there are others more deserving of that award.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #219 on: December 14, 2013, 07:21:24 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 14, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
I think you are right. Doug gets the Steve but where does that leave Steve? At this point I'm regretting that I didn't nominate Omaha Steve for for the Rob, simply because he made a total fool of himself running for office and really didn't flinch.

Steve did get my vote for the willie but I have to say that there are others more deserving of that award.

It's too bad you weren't around March-May 2012, when, because the big guy was mucking up his own campaign so much, friends of his got involved, and the grasswire primitive had an apoplexic fit.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,70733.0.html

That was the "big" event last year, 2012, comparable to walrus-face's muck-up this year.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #220 on: December 14, 2013, 07:44:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 07:21:24 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,70733.0.html

That was the "big" event last year, 2012, comparable to walrus-face's muck-up this year.

Now that was a grand old time.  It's a shame none of the Friends of Steve Dawes bothered to save his website as it was during 2012. 
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #221 on: December 14, 2013, 07:48:47 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 14, 2013, 07:44:11 PM
Now that was a grand old time.  It's a shame none of the Friends of Steve Dawes bothered to save his website as it was during 2012. 

I think this explains much of the resentment the primitives have against us.

We have fun here; they can't have fun on Skins's island.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #222 on: December 14, 2013, 08:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Carl on December 14, 2013, 01:12:24 PM
I make a motion that we have an honorary coaches award...it will be at Franks desecration for the primitive of his choice.
It will kind of be like a best of the rest for those DUmbasses that got so close but were yet so far away. 

Perfect!
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #223 on: December 14, 2013, 08:11:17 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2013, 07:21:24 PM
It's too bad you weren't around March-May 2012, when, because the big guy was mucking up his own campaign so much, friends of his got involved, and the grasswire primitive had an apoplexic fit.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,70733.0.html

That was the "big" event last year, 2012, comparable to walrus-face's muck-up this year.
What a great reminder of the days when coach was on the round red sodomite's trail, finally tracking him down and knocking him off.

Grasswipe has tried her best to prove it, but has never come close.

It was indeed a job well done, and the whacking of dear Andy is one of the most entertaining episodes in DUmp history.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #224 on: December 14, 2013, 08:35:26 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 14, 2013, 08:11:17 PM
What a great reminder of the days when coach was on the round red sodomite's trail, finally tracking him down and knocking him off.

Grasswipe has tried her best to prove it, but has never come close.

It was indeed a job well done, and the whacking of dear Andy is one of the most entertaining episodes in DUmp history.

Decent and civilized people do have a lot of fun in life, don't we?

Too bad for the primitives.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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