DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam

[Mr Mannn]

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http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html

I saw that (see below) I still don't know. Its safer to go with the deviant variation then.

[GOBUCKS]

Well, she's up to $730 now, which is nothing to sneeze at.

Stewert or Fat Che's little brother should be so lucky.

Any DUmmy who has studied the Andyscam knows how critical seed money is to the success of a fundraising scam.

Did you ever see a panhandler with an empty cup?

No water comes from the well until you prime the pump.

At least half of that $730 has to be self donations.

[BattleHymn]

Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them. 

Ever heard of meth mouth? just saying...

My father-in-law makes (or at least made) meth.  He avoided the embarrassment and discomfort of meth mouth by pulling out all of his own teeth with a pair of pliers.  Yes, he's a democrat.  Or at least, he would be, if he voted. 



Pulling your own teeth out must be a primitive right of passage of sorts.  At least my father-in-law didn't put his on a string and wear them as a necklace.   

[landofconfusion80]

My father-in-law makes (or at least made) meth.  He avoided the embarrassment and discomfort of meth mouth by pulling out all of his own teeth with a pair of pliers.  Yes, he's a democrat.  Or at least, he would be, if he voted. 



Pulling your own teeth out must be a primitive right of passage of sorts.  At least my father-in-law didn't put his on a string and wear them as a necklace.   

Imagine if Walter White was real... the ADA would be giving him a medal...