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Offline Lord Undies

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Schwartz is dead
« on: June 25, 2008, 05:24:31 PM »
A mortician was working late one night

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive penis. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'
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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Schwartz is dead
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 05:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 25, 2008, 05:24:31 PM
A mortician was working late one night

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive penis. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'

Oh for shame!!!!!  :evillaugh:
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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: Schwartz is dead
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 06:22:15 PM »
BWAHAHA!!! that's great!

Did you hear the one about the old man who went streaking through the flower show on his 80th birthday?

He won first place for best dried arrangement.

 :lmao:
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Re: Schwartz is dead
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 06:23:27 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on June 25, 2008, 06:22:15 PM
BWAHAHA!!! that's great!

Did you hear the one about the old man who went streaking through the flower show on his 80th birthday?

He won first place for best dried arrangement.

 :lmao:

oh no, that's harsh!  :lmao:
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