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0. Well I had to go to the doctor because my cat bit me and my hand became infected.

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I have 2 16-year-old cats, and the one that bit me is deaf. I try very hard not to startle her because that's when she will bite. She isn't a biter at any other time. This may happen once a year when she does actually break the skin.

I was checked and received an antibiotic. When I got home, I received a call from the health department. I had to give them info about me and my cat. She has all of her shots, and she never goes outside. I have been treated twice before and nobody called me.

The lady was very nice, and she informed me that someone would be coming by to look at my cat. Then she started talking about a 10 day quarantine. Before I could say WTF, she said I would have to sign a paper and keep her inside. I was very glad to hear that because she does not do well if I have to leave her at the vet's.

So I am expecting someone from the health department to visit. I assume they want to make doubly sure about her for some reason. She is a recidivist after all.

I hope whoever comes is not on a power trip. I have run into some people in jobs where they have to make sure that all procedures are followed. Fire marshals can be the worst in that area. They would check stores I worked in, and invariably act like NapoleonFD. I know they have a job to do, but they don't have to be a prick about it. One fire marshal threatened to throw the manager in jail every time he found a problem no matter how minor. We gave the manager a tin cup for his birthday so he could rake it back and forth across the bars.

I hope this is not some inquisition. I am not worked up about it, but I will be if for some reason they try to take her. She just had a vet visit and he said she looked great.



Wait, isn't it the ****ing liberals who always crow about all the health and safety laws they get written?


And this stupid old unemployed hag is complaining about people who want to keep the world safe from her nasty, old cats that are known to bite.

Lady, I'd run over your cats and then shoot them just for the fun of it if I thought they were rabid.

Why not drown your worthless cats, anyway? And then jump in with them?

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1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

Molestel Warrior has to get his ignorant two cents in. Hey, yeah...public health is about making bathhouses safe for you, not protecting us all from insane cats!

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Time for the idiots to demand safety stickers, on cats.  :banghead:

Hey grit-shits, don't startle the stupid cat, you DUmbass.
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Fire marshals can be the worst in that area.

But it's hunky frickin' dory if the hassle someone else, right?
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1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

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Grits did the same thing when it comes to Obamacare - fully supported it, then was victimized by it. No fool like an old fool . . .

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What does she have against Obama creating jobs?  I thought the DUmmies loved the idea of everyone working for the government.  This poor person from the health department is only doing his job so he can earn his tax payer paid public salary, pension and free healthcare.


In other words, how many government employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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I suspect it is for the cat's safety. They want to make sure it did not get rabies from the DUmmie.

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They never think that the hundreds of thousands of pages of regulations will ever apply to them. 

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Try dealing with OSHA or the food inspector.

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If I had a mole over there, I would advise her to demand a warrant from the health inspector before letting them in.  She has rights you know.

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Why wasn't the cat put to sleep after the first bite?

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1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

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Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

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Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

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Cats should only be used under close adult supervision and locked away when not in use.
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I suspect it is for the cat's safety. They want to make sure it did not get rabies from the DUmmie.

I know doctors are supposed to report to the authorities when they suspect child abuse. 
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Cats should only be used under close adult supervision and locked away when not in use.

That's not enough to protect the cheeellldrun, people should have to get a background check before getting a cat, with no 'Free Kitten Box' exception, and also have to have a taxed permit to buy cat food with a seven pound per month limit, and those high-capacity cat food bowls should all be banned and confiscated!

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why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?


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Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

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Cats kill people.  People, don't kill people.  Cats with over 5 claws, should be banned eLeBiNtY!!!11!!!!
              

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I know doctors are supposed to report to the authorities when they suspect child abuse. 

I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

Such as what they need to do with the addled grasswire Judy over in Oregon whenever she does something a not-competent older person does.
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I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

No flies on those staffers, obviously.
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I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

Such as what they need to do with the addled grasswire Judy over in Oregon whenever she does something a not-competent older person does.

Great insight.  Upon reflection, I also find it strange for the authorities rousing their bureaucratic asses to investigate a simple cat bite.

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I certainly hope this isn't how the zombie apocalypse begins. - However, I am certain that if there is ever to be a time where zombies roam the earth, it will be some primitive's fault.


With that being said, I suspect the reason for the visit is to confirm that AGG isn't one of those crazy cat people, with dozens of felines trapped inside the house.