Magical herb primitive can't stand their neighbor

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:26 PM

my neighbors across the street are idiots.
They are fighting over branches, trees, Christmas tree lights...you name it.

Heh! I have several large maples in my front yard that dropped a ton of leaves. I didn't bother to rake them up -- all it takes it one good alberta clipper, and both their front yards will be blanketed a couple inches deep. Maybe that'll shut them up for a while and hide the ugly giant paved driveways they both have in front of their houses.

we can do it (5,067 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 07:05 PM
1. We have a true asshole 3 doors up the street.

He blew ALL of his leaves into the next door neighbors yard, patio, behind their bushes and up on their porch (they are out of town for the winter).

magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 07:08 PM
2. ooh, that really is nasty.

I used to rake up the leaves from my 2 maples, but after the neighbor across the street tried to turn my horses loose into the road, I stopped. I love those alberta clippers that send them over his way.

we can do it (5,067 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 07:11 PM
3. I don't blame you a bit.

The way my house sits, all the assholes who don't bother leaves end up in my flower beds (even though they all pay for lawn service all summer).

Star Member hunter (17,805 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:11 PM
12. My most idiot neighbor was very drunk and fell through the window and landed in my bed.

I was sleeping. I did not want his company. Broken glass everywhere.

I've been wary of apartment living ever since, especially floor plans where this sort of thing can happen.

^^^so says the primitive with a rainbow flag as an avatar. 

magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:14 PM
13. I had a registered sex offender upstairs neighbor

who wanted to share my bed. He and his gang of thugs harassed me for 3 years, 24x7. The police told me they had a file an inch thick and a mile long on him, that they couldn't protect me so I needed to get out of town.

I was never thrilled about apartment or condo living. My escape from that hell ended any interest in ever living near other people again...

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our Section 8 lives.

Star Member hunter (17,805 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:26 PM
14. Awful.

I retreated to living in my car in a church parking lot for much less than that.

What's wrong with the U.S.A. that everyone can't enjoy a safe place to live for the simple reason they are human beings???

Because... primitives.

[BattleHymn]

There are several other tongue-in-cheek primitive threads the primitives started about all the neighbor complaints that aren't really worth rowing over.


Jokes aside, if you primitives want a good look at what a neighborhood full of democrat voters looks like, head on down to some Section 8 in your area.