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Offline BattleHymn

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Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« on: December 01, 2013, 11:16:09 PM »
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1,902 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:39 PM

My next door neighbors are great.
He mows my lawn, paints the run down siding on my house, shovels the snow on my part of the sidewalk, plays catch with my son.

She cooks nutritious meals for my children, pulls all of the big weeds in my shitty-looking flower beds (and occasionally plants flowers), consoles my always-crying wife.

What's wrong with you people that you can't get along with your neighbors. I don't want to be harsh, but maybe it's not them; maybe it's you.

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lumpy (13,110 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 07:56 PM
1. It's sad.

I agree.

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ithinkmyliverhurts (1,902 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:00 PM
2. Yes, it is.

What sorts of neighborhoods do these people live in? I mean, my neighbors take care of me, and I don't do anything. In fact, it almost seems like I do worse than nothing; it's like my house is the shittiest on the block, but my neighbors just keep making it better. They are great.

Sure, you may ask, "Well, liver, what do you contribute?" Well, my general bad-assery inspires everyone, I think. So there's that.

Section 8. Moving on...

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:02 PM
3. oh jeebus, then there's my lazy deadbeat wife-beating next door neighbor

I'm always cooking extra for his poor, hungry kids and ever since I found the missus with a big black eye and swollen crooked nose, I've been taking care of her too. I'm hoping if I weed out his lawn and plant some flowers, it'll give that dump enough "curb appeal" to attract a buyer so I can be rid of them once and for all.

He thinks we get along great, lol. Little does he know about the log I'm keeping and the camaflouge game cameras strapped to my side maples, aimed squarely at his house.

This is what living next door to a primitive is like.  Take note, all ye who consider it.

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Dash87 (2,856 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:56 PM
6. Maybe because my neighbor is a creepy asshole?

Him and his wife are annoying busy bodies. He's a bully and I told him to **** off to his face. Every time I see that stupid, shit-eating look on his face when he walks by, my soul dies a little. He's also a mega-weirdo that stares at me all of the time. I'm convinced that he might be a serial killer.

Needless to say, I wouldn't want any nutritious meals from him for obvious reasons. Every avoided interaction with him lessens the chance of ending up dead in a ditch somewhere.

My other neighbors are cool.

Well, it looks like we found out who the LiberalEsto primitive's neighbor is.

context: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92894.0.html

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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 04:45:47 AM »
Little does the DUmmie with the painful liver realizes is by beautifying HIS house, the neighbors are INCREASING its value, and by doing so, are raising his property taxes under his very nose!   :evillaugh:

Making DUmmies pay their fair share!   :lmao: 

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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 06:57:39 AM »
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1,902 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:39 PM

My next door neighbors are great.
He mows my lawn, paints the run down siding on my house, shovels the snow on my part of the sidewalk, plays catch with my son.

She cooks nutritious meals for my children, pulls all of the big weeds in my shitty-looking flower beds (and occasionally plants flowers), consoles my always-crying wife.

What's wrong with you people that you can't get along with your neighbors. I don't want to be harsh, but maybe it's not them; maybe it's you.

I think magical thyme is ithinkmyliverhurts neighbor.  He/she even gives the reason why they give assistance to ithinkmyliverhurts.

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:02 PM
3. oh jeebus, then there's my lazy deadbeat wife-beating next door neighbor (ithinkmyliverhurts)

I'm always cooking extra for his poor, hungry kids and ever since I found the missus with a big black eye and swollen crooked nose, I've been taking care of her too. I'm hoping if I weed out his lawn and plant some flowers, it'll give that dump enough "curb appeal" to attract a buyer so I can be rid of them once and for all.

He thinks we get along great, lol. Little does he know about the log I'm keeping and the camaflouge game cameras strapped to my side maples, aimed squarely at his house.
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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 07:03:28 AM »
Quote from: Linda on December 02, 2013, 06:57:39 AM
I think magical thyme is ithinkmyliverhurts neighbor.  He/she even gives the reason why they give assistance to ithinkmyliverhurts.


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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 08:22:35 AM »
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Well, it looks like we found out who the LiberalEsto primitive's neighbor is.

 :lmao:  That's what I was thinking!

The magic herb primitive does make a good point.  Why does he need that neighbor to do so much for him?  And why is his wife always crying? 
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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 08:30:24 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 02, 2013, 08:22:35 AM
:lmao:  That's what I was thinking!

The magic herb primitive does make a good point.  Why does he need that neighbor to do so much for him?  And why is his wife always crying? 

^That   :rofl:
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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2013, 09:39:02 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 01, 2013, 11:16:09 PM

Well, it looks like we found out who the LiberalEsto primitive's neighbor is.


It is a pretty amazing fit, though perhaps the second DUmmie was writing that post rather tongue-in-cheek.
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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2013, 11:45:40 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 09:39:02 AM
It is a pretty amazing fit, though perhaps the second DUmmie was writing that post rather tongue-in-cheek.

Yes, some of the neighbor threads were rather obvious in that aspect.  My first thought was that of Big Dog- mostly mole activity. 

Since The Moles are a votable entity this year in DOTY, I figured I would drag a few of the questionable posts over, too. 
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Re: Primitive lectures other primitives on loving their neighbors
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2013, 05:48:57 PM »
A potential new neighbor for LFR.
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