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Offline Mary Ann

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how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« on: November 30, 2013, 06:32:22 PM »
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2013, 06:36:55 PM »
For a DUmbass whatever the measurement from the light switch to the bed is.

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2013, 06:44:08 PM »
Well in the world today, love is all that matters so who are we to judge when it comes to incest? If you want to date your cousin go for it. The only people who would object are hateful fundies.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2013, 06:50:03 PM »
If they are the same sex, what difference does it make?  The only reason cousins don't marry is because of possible genetic problems in the offspring.

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2013, 06:53:51 PM »
If they are the same sex, what difference does it make?  The only reason cousins don't marry is because of possible genetic problems in the offspring.

You are almost tolerant, the fact that you would deny opposite sex relatives the joy of marriage shows how hateful you are. The answer is they can go to planned parenthood and get a free abortion if pregnancy occurs. Lousy hateful fundy.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2013, 06:59:24 PM »
I'd say arely staircase is the ugly one and the cousin the pretty/handsome one.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2013, 07:01:29 PM »
For a DUmbass whatever the measurement from the light switch to the bed is.

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2013, 07:24:59 PM »
I'd reckon it depends on how determined you are to kill your offspring.

Personally, I have 2 1st cousins that have the same problem I have which is crashing blood sugar count ( I have other cousins that haven't chimed in so no report of the extent of the problem)

Just one thought...

Don't breed with your relatives, if you can avoid it, the point of evolution is to not just get rid of species of animals that won't work out but to (I'm having trouble with the word) cleanse the DNA that you pass on of the defects that have followed your family in the past.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2013, 07:35:52 PM »
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2013, 07:37:06 PM »
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Star Member arely staircase (8,405 posts) Sat Nov 30, 2013, 06:12 PM

21. you are assuming this is about me and not the

proverbial friend.

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13. Why do you ask?

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Star Member arely staircase (8,405 posts) Sat Nov 30, 2013, 06:05 PM

16. intelectual curriosity

and the constant search for knowledge.

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Star Member arely staircase (8,405 posts) Sat Nov 30, 2013, 06:36 PM

32. that is actually the case in question

And this isn't about me btw.

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2013, 07:44:40 PM »

What is this?

I see nadin on the right but who is that on the left?
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2013, 07:46:59 PM »
What is this?

I see nadin on the right but who is that on the left?

Myself.

It's eminently possible nadin and I are second cousins eight times removed, or eighth cousins two times removed, or something like that.

I wanted to see if anybody else notices the family resemblence.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2013, 07:50:35 PM »
IIRC European Jewish tradition sanctioned first cousin and even uncle-niece marriage, the logical product of both being shunned and of viewing yourself as a superior race apart, which was a particular bone of contention in a lot of the States whose domestic relations law was written by Anglo-Saxon Protestants.  Of course this also has a lot to do with why traditional European Jewish populations, including those transplanted to the US, had an abnormally high concentration of genetic diseases.

On the other hand, despite a lot of propaganda based on made-up and/or anecdotal evidence about two families known as the Kallikaks and Jukes in the Appalachians and the dangers of inbreeding, more rigorous scientific study by later generations of sociologist using statistical analysis found that the whole inbreeding thing was pretty much a matter of garbage-in, garbage-out.  They found that while there were some pretty messed-up inbred groups, the founders of them had been pretty messed up in the beginning anyway, and there were also fairly inbred communities that were basically indistinguishable from the regular population.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2013, 07:54:11 PM »
Not possible, coach--your hair is far more full than hers.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2013, 07:54:27 PM »
Myself.

It's eminently possible nadin and I are second cousins eight times removed, or eighth cousins two times removed, or something like that.

I wanted to see if anybody else notices the family resemblence.

So. When are you gonna ask her out?
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2013, 07:58:55 PM »
So. When are you gonna ask her out?
I suggest you take her to the beach. Get her in a bikini as soon as possible.
That's about as useful as a rubber band around a grapefruit.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2013, 08:05:17 PM »
Can someone explain to me how to breed french bulldogs?
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2013, 08:18:42 PM »
Can someone explain to me how to breed french bulldogs?

Artificial insemination,  as with english bulldogs.  Then a C-Section. 

But back to the original topic,

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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2013, 08:35:58 PM »
That's about as useful as a rubber band around a grapefruit.

More like a rubberband between two watermelons.   :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2013, 08:38:09 PM »
More like a rubberband between two watermelons.   :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2013, 09:21:38 PM »
This is almost as bad as that thread about the Pedo DUmmie (redundant??) who was wondering how young a girl could be to safely bang legally. Bottom line, when you have to ask if she's legal, you're a Pedo. In this case, if you have to ask how distant a cousin can be before you screw, then you are a pervert already. Ewwwwww.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2013, 08:40:29 AM »
Bottom line, when you have to ask if she's legal, you're a Pedo.

That's not even close to what paedophilia actually is, but it is true that if you have to ask that you probably have really bad judgment, a poor sense of limits, impulse control problems, and your happy ass is going to end up in prison sooner or later.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2013, 08:44:32 AM »
That's not even close to what paedophilia actually is, but it is true that if you have to ask that you probably have really bad judgment, a poor sense of limits, impulse control problems, and your happy ass is going to end up in prison sooner or later.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2013, 08:48:43 AM »
For a DUmbass whatever the measurement from the light switch to the bed is.
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Re: how distant must a cousin be before one can date them
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2013, 08:50:33 AM »
I doubt the cousin is aware of what the airyhead stairs, has in mind.
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