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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« on: November 30, 2013, 11:14:33 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/113733387

Oh my.

You know one's desperate for material when one goes into the gay forum.

<<<but happy to go anywhere to get good comedy material for readers of the DUmpster.

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knowledgeispwr (1,425 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:32 AM

How will you spend Thanksgiving?

How will you spend Thanksgiving? Like any normal day? Will you travel or stay home? Will you spend it with family, in-laws or friends?
 
My partner (I dislike the term, but prefer to wait to call him 'husband' until we are married when it is legal where we live) and I will be staying home. His supportive parents will be coming to visit to enjoy a meal that he will prepare. He loves to cook! My parents, who live much closer, ignored the invitation to come over. My sister responded to my invitation, but declined, saying that I was free to see her at my parents' house. Oh well. We will have a nice holiday regardless.

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chillfactor (775 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:36 AM

1. well for me with a group of people...

who are all regressives..but I am prepared for the onslaught.....they know I am a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat....should be lively interaction...I will let you know how it goes....

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NYC_SKP (55,169 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:37 AM
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2. Both parents died this past spring, I'll spend some time with the divorced woman who met my best....

...best friend back in the day. Brad is dead now, victim of the early pathologies.
 
I'll be good.

I hope your holiday goes well!

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xfundy (3,697 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:49 AM

4. Alone and away from cancervative family.

For that i am thankful.

The family's probably thankful too; the dinner table's no place to discuss sex.

But that's all gays are willing to discuss.

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rocktivity (37,090 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 01:13 AM

5. I'm going to have a nice quiet evening with some turkey thighs.

Living alone with no dependents, it would take a month for me to eat a whole turkey. So of course a whole turkey is what a local church gave me -- which I donated to ANOTHER local church!

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Fearless (13,313 posts)   Wed Nov 27, 2013, 02:40 AM

6. Visiting family

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juxtaposed (540 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 03:35 AM

7. I traveled tonight from north west georgia to south west florida to spend thanksgiving home. it's been awhile since i've been home.

I will spend the rest of the week cleaning, landscaping, and resting. I may have a couple friends over too enjoy a fire outback.

Also beer drinking around the fire.

I almost forgot, Black Friday on Friday should be fun too watch out wal-mart

My life is low key and quiet

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MillennialDem (372 posts)   Wed Nov 27, 2013, 09:38 AM

8. Visiting my wife's [sic] family. Most of them are apolitical, and completely cool with us.

The ones who are political are liberal or moderate. The only conservative of the bunch is basically a RINO. Not sure why he votes republican, sadly other than racism.

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dbackjon (4,427 posts)   Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:10 PM

9. My partner's family is coming over

Mom, Step-dad
Sister, her husband, two kids
Sister
Sister's grown daughter, her boyfriend, kid
Sister's grown son, his girlfriend, three kids

Plus whomever else shows up

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tonekat (981 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 11:53 PM

10. Hanging out at the ex's house with the cats

The place was just landscaped too. I've a mind to send a FB message to a niece and ask if her mom (my older sister) is going to ever contact me again.

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HillWilliam (3,292 posts)    Thu Nov 28, 2013, 11:56 AM

11. This is my first big holiday since my eloved passed this last spring

Two weeks ago, mom announced she was moving in with me. (Uhhh, okay...) She requested some turkey breast so I've been up since oh-dark-thirty preparing a repast which we'll share shortly.
 
There's no letup in the stress and adjustments this year. I've decided I'm dragging out all the holiday decorations and will be dolling up the house later. I need that, need to immerse in good memories now to brace for the next difficult year. Mom's very frail and might not be around for the next holidays. We'll spend some time to make friends in the meantime.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2013, 11:38:27 AM »
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NYC_SKP (55,169 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:37 AM
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2. Both parents died this past spring, I'll spend some time with the divorced woman who met my best....

...best friend back in the day. Brad is dead now, victim of the early pathologies.
 
I'll be good.

I hope your holiday goes well!

Sounds like Skippy is a "gift giver".
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2013, 11:41:54 AM »
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dbackjon (4,427 posts)   Wed Nov 27, 2013, 12:10 PM

9. My partner's family is coming over

Mom, Step-dad
Sister, her husband, two kids
Sister
Sister's grown daughter, her boyfriend, kid
Sister's grown son, his girlfriend, three kids

Plus whomever else shows up
Let's all go over to the queer's house for Thanksgiving!??

Bullshit bouncy.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2013, 02:12:54 PM »
There is no way a man can have a husband, by definition to be a husband you need to have a wife. I get sick of having to redefine everything just to make a select group of people happy. The words husband, wife, and marriage have a specific meaning that has been around for thousands of years, now all of a sudden we have to change the meanings just to make a few malcontents happy.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2013, 02:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 30, 2013, 02:12:54 PM
There is no way a man can have a husband, by definition to be a husband you need to have a wife. I get sick of having to redefine everything just to make a select group of people happy. The words husband, wife, and marriage have a specific meaning that has been around for thousands of years, now all of a sudden we have to change the meanings just to make a few malcontents happy.

I always thought it hilarious, in the "relationship" between Big Bertha and her "wife."

In that association, Big Bertha's the "husband."

But while Big Bertha seems to enjoy the title, she's sure not willing to take on the responsibilities of a husband, to protect, defend, and secure.

Remember the mouse that frightened her "wife".....and her, too?

Big Bertha's lousy at playing the role.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2013, 02:24:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 30, 2013, 02:20:46 PM
Remember the mouse that frightened her "wife".....and her, too?
Big Bertha's lousy at playing the role.

Mice and bugs terrify democrat men, as well.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2013, 03:45:35 PM »
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rocktivity (37,090 posts)    Wed Nov 27, 2013, 01:13 AM

5. I'm going to have a nice quiet evening with some turkey thighs a turkey leg and a stick of butter.

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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2013, 04:41:04 PM »
What kind of meat does two gay turkeys serve on Thanksgiving?
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2013, 04:52:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 30, 2013, 04:41:04 PM
What kind of meat does two gay turkeys serve on Thanksgiving?

Don't eat the gravy.
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Re: primitives discuss a gay Thanksgiving
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2013, 05:29:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 30, 2013, 04:41:04 PM
What kind of meat does two gay turkeys serve on Thanksgiving?

Schnitzengruben.
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