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Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« on: November 29, 2013, 08:52:38 AM »
We knew one of the idiots would just have to find something to be outraged over.
I don't think it worked out as planned.

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 08:31 PMithinkmyliverhurts (1,902 posts)

What sort of bullshit is this? Prayer for a turkey?
  
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Seriously?

Eat Thanksgiving meal and offer a prayer for a turkey who gave his life for us? Gave his life for us? Come on, now.

He didn't give shit for us. He suffered a miserable life and was snuffed out. That's it. I must say, I was s******ing with the family right wingers on this one. If it's criminal to eat a factory-raised turkey (and it is, and I didn't), then just don't do it. Don't say a stupid-ass prayer for the hormone-infested bird. Just eat it. Quit trying to make an ugly situation holy. Why is my family so ass-backwards?

For ***** sake.

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 08:45 PM

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1. Might I suggest laying off the alcohol! Good idea.
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 09:06 PM

Star Member Dreamer Tatum (8,148 posts)

5. Odd how every single solitary poster not only has scads of RW relations

but they break bread with them every single solitary Thanksgiving.

Odd. Yes, isn't it?  :lmao:
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 11:29 PM

NuclearDem (5,323 posts)

29. Not odd for me. With the exception of me, one of my cousins and her boyfriend,

my family is full of hard core right wingers. However, I love them to death.

I know that's not the same for every family. I'm just lucky that way. Yup
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 09:12 PM

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7. How about you do your thing

and everyone else does theirs? And less hissy-fits.
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 09:40 PM

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16. I can tell you are a joy

to have around at the holidays. Just sayin'.  
Like fine wine, it got better with age.  :lmao:

Look who.
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 11:32 PM

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30. Well, if you are very religious (and curious about ancient religions)

offering a prayer for the animal that gave his or her life for you to eat is proper. I am talking well before the Age of Bronze here. So I guess your relatives are following pre-Christian mores.

That is what I call irony on steroids.
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2013, 09:15:13 AM »
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 11:32 PM

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30. Well, if you are very religious (and curious about ancient religions)

offering a prayer for the animal that gave his or her life for you to eat is proper. I am talking well before the Age of Bronze here. So I guess your relatives are following pre-Christian mores.

That is what I call irony on steroids.

Hey, idiot know it all. There is no irony at all. I would venture many if not most Christians also understand they have some roots in pre-Christian tradition that live on and were incorporated at the time of initial conversions when Christianity was growing. At some point Priests realized it made more sense to move away from the Muslim-like tradition(that continues) of conversion or death and to allow native peoples to incorporate what were long held CULTURAL traditions into their new Christian ideology. in fact, this is probably what helped Christianity grow as it did. I have relatives with direct ties to Europe who incorporate many of the pagan era(Yule logs, etc) CULTURAL traditions into their holidays. As I said, there is no irony in that were the religious significance changes or falls away, the CULTURAL norm may stay--those are called traditions. It's something your side would work on when it comes to our national symbols where God is invoked. if you followed the tradition of Christians who hold on to cultural norms from pre-Christian tradition, you all would stop stomping about every time God was invoked on money, courtrooms, etc and accept it as a cultural norm and traditional of the country you live in if you find the actual religious overtones too distasteful for you.

The entire discussion here is basically one of don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

I will ponder you this though oh great dumbass who thinks she isn't:

Perhaps I should find irony at the number of those with non Germanic roots who put up a tree at Christmas too.  ::)

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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 09:06 PM

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5. Odd how every single solitary poster not only has scads of RW relations

but they break bread with them every single solitary Thanksgiving.


Odd


Well, it's for certain you ain't gonna break bread with the EBT card users because by the last Thursday in November they've smoked up, doped up and drunk everything on it. Only the RW's eat after the fifteenth of the month.
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2013, 10:40:47 AM »
Something came to mind just a minute ago.
I've wandered over to the island a few times today, just to see what funny sh** I could dig up.
Oddly enough, I couldn't find a single thread were any DUmmie brought up cACA Democare during dinner.
Not a one. No conversions, no flashing lights, no applause.  Not a one.
Why is that, DUmpmonkeys?
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2013, 10:44:17 AM »
Something came to mind just a minute ago.
I've wandered over to the island a few times today, just to see what funny sh** I could dig up.
Oddly enough, I couldn't find a single thread were any DUmmie brought up cACA Democare during dinner.
Not a one. No conversions, no flashing lights, no applause.  Not a one.
Why is that, DUmpmonkeys?

No cops jumping out of bushes?  WTF?
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 10:53:50 AM »
No cops jumping out of bushes?  WTF?
Went to check. No cops.  Did find this...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024105428
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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 01:15 PM
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Please, don't try this when you're with your family today...

In all likelihood, that's the way it went.  :lmao:
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 12:14:37 PM »
Something came to mind just a minute ago.
I've wandered over to the island a few times today, just to see what funny sh** I could dig up.
Oddly enough, I couldn't find a single thread were any DUmmie brought up cACA Democare during dinner.
Not a one. No conversions, no flashing lights, no applause.  Not a one.
Why is that, DUmpmonkeys?

My guess is that the DUchebags did follow orders from King Barky the Liar and DID bring up the cACA obama democrat health care. They were then faced with universal and fierce opposition to the disastrous Obama Care. Can't report this back to the hive and they are too DUmbfounded.  The goons can't even come up with a crappy bouncy about it.
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
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30. Well, if you are very religious (and curious about ancient religions)

offering a prayer for the animal that gave his or her life for you to eat is proper. I am talking well before the Age of Bronze here. So I guess your relatives are following pre-Christian mores.

That is what I call irony on steroids.

Is "Expert on ancient religious rites" on her resume?
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
My guess is that the DUchebags did follow orders from King Barky the Liar and DID bring up the cACA obama democrat health care. They were then faced with universal and fierce opposition to the disastrous Obama Care. Can't report this back to the hive and they are too DUmbfounded.  The goons can't even come up with a crappy bouncy about it.

I am just guessing here.  But I would say they didn't.  They know they have no foot to stand on.
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2013, 03:55:43 PM »
I wonder if this is how it went down at ______'s (pick a DUmmy...any DUmmy) house:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tnpxMMJ4UnA[/youtube]

Starts a bit slow, but picks up around the 0:35 mark.
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Re: Thanksgiving for DUmmies
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2013, 05:07:51 PM »
I wonder if this is how it went down at ______'s (pick a DUmmy...any DUmmy) house:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tnpxMMJ4UnA[/youtube]

Starts a bit slow, but picks up around the 0:35 mark.


STOP TAKING VIDEO IN PORTRAIT MODE!!!

Anyway, I assume this was a joke.
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

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