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a happy 70th birthday to.....
« on: November 28, 2013, 04:18:51 PM »













































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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 04:34:48 PM »
Happy birthday, old man!

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 04:44:11 PM »
I thought she looked kind of like Robert James Waller, the guy who wrote The Bridges of Madison County.  I went looking for images to prove it and I found something that deserves a look:
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 04:49:37 PM »
This post is going to haunt my nightmares.

Thanks. :bird:
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2013, 04:54:48 PM »
I may never get the smaller chunks of barf out of my laptop.

Damn you, coach.  Just damn you.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2013, 05:09:43 PM »
Is that Emperor Ming's mother, or CalPig?

 O-)
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2013, 05:55:41 PM »
That's a man, baby! 
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2013, 06:19:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 28, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Is that Emperor Ming's mother, or CalPig?

 O-)

What I said as soon as the first pic came up.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2013, 07:37:40 PM »


EOM.

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2013, 07:40:30 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 28, 2013, 04:54:48 PM
I may never get the smaller chunks of barf out of my laptop.

Damn you, coach.  Just damn you.

Well, I tried selecting the most-palatable ones.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2013, 07:51:11 PM »
Heck, my Mom turned 82 yesterday, and she doesn't look as old as the Calpiggy.

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2013, 09:24:35 PM »
Many people are unaware that Coach Lou Holtz has a twin sister.

But where did you find that first shot?

It's the only one I've ever seen with her normally-gaping pie hole shut.

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2013, 09:47:54 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 28, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Many people are unaware that Coach Lou Holtz has a twin sister.

But where did you find that first shot?

It's the only one I've ever seen with her normally-gaping pie hole shut.

I've got lots.

Want to see more?
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2013, 10:28:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 09:47:54 PM
I've got lots.

Want to see more?
That sounds like a threat.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2013, 04:44:23 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 28, 2013, 10:28:44 PM
That sounds like a threat.

Which we do not want Coach to make good on.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2013, 08:04:10 AM »
Check out Delmar's link.   :lmao:
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2013, 12:12:32 PM »
Oh my God! NOOOoooooo!!!


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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2013, 12:29:12 PM »
I need the brain bleach.  I still haven't recovered from reading her erotic poetry.




 
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2013, 04:01:11 PM »
JEBUS!!! How about a warning next time?
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2013, 04:02:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 07:40:30 PM
Well, I tried selecting the most-palatable ones.

That is like selecting the best yodeler in Harlem.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2013, 05:25:57 PM »
:spork: :puke: :bolt:
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2013, 05:35:00 PM »
That guy looks like an old lesbian.
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Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2013, 09:30:21 PM »
As you scroll through coach's CalPig gallery, remember: THAT was the target of the Aching Seed.
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