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Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« on: November 28, 2013, 11:41:14 AM »
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Why is it people can act stupid sometimes.

I work as a night auditor WTF is a "night auditor"? and last night guess (sic) checked in asking standard questions than he asked: "When do the newspapers get delievered?"

I said: There won't be a newspaper tomorrow because of Thanksgiving.

He said: "No you are going to get me a paper! I demand that you get me a paper."

Yeah, people say, I DEMAND. Also frequently heard: "COOK! WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER?"

I said: I can't sir. There are no newspapers being printed tomorrow.

Um...papers get printed on Thanksgiving, you dunce.

He said: You will get me a newspaper or else I will talk to your manager and you will be fired.

Suuuuuuuuuure he did.

I said--handing him my managers business card--I am sorry sir but I can't get you a newspaper.

I don't know about you guys, but I carry my manager's business cards around with me for those times when I get challenged.

Some people are going to be demanding like that and than I thought of the workers today. The customer may be right but they don't need to be bullies demanding the impossible.

Um...WTF?

Not even worth posting the drivel. Ugh. BAD DUMMY, NO BONGS.
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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 11:44:26 AM »
Right on cue.  The Thanksgiving bouncies start up.
That's so lame, it's in the negative category.

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10. I give this a 3 on the "This Happened" Index.

Scale is 1 to 1000.
Oops.  :lmao:
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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 11:48:34 AM »
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10. I give this a 3 on the "This Happened" Index.

Scale is 1 to 1000.

The democrat underground equivalent of zero bongs.
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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 11:53:31 AM »
Newspapers...that is soooooo last century.

Now if the night auditing twip would have been claiming that the visitor demanded Fox News be turned on the lobby TV, the bouncy would have been a bit more realistic.
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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2013, 11:54:09 AM »
Liar, DUmmie Duchebeticman.

I've delivered newspapers, for 2 different newspapers, over 3 holiday seasons.

I've DELIVERED papers on Thanksgiving, thank you, so get your lazy DUmbass out there and get your guess (sic) a paper, asshole!

The only thing done differently was we made 2 deliveries on Christmas Eve, the second one being the Christmas Day paper, so we didn't have to be out at 3am on Christmas Day throwing papers out the car window.  We did it at 8pm Christmas Eve.
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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2013, 11:57:42 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 28, 2013, 11:53:31 AM
Newspapers...that is soooooo last century.

Now if the night auditing twip would have been claiming that the visitor demanded Fox News be turned on the lobby TV, the bouncy would have been a bit more realistic.

If I owned this hotel, this ass would be the LAST person I'd hire to do anything for my business, including cleaning the toilets, with its tongue!

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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2013, 01:05:10 PM »
Wow, .... that was .......really bad.



 


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Re: Disbeticman attempts bouncy; fails horribly
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2013, 04:00:24 PM »
"Tis the season to tell bouncies....FA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA"
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