I just realized how much the fizzgig primitive looks like Nina's grandaughter:

All she needs to do is get rid of those stupid earrings.
<<<finds body mutilations--in this case, holes punched into the ears--decidedly a turn-off.
Other than that, franksolich finds her breath-takingly aesthetic.
NOW, I have to emphasize again, "the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksiving with franksolich," in which various primitives are used as the inspiration for characters,
is a work of fiction, although based upon real-life people and events.
<<<means no impugment on, no mockery of, the fizzgig primitive;
it was just by chance that she provided the inspiration for one of the characters in this story, and the way she's depicted in the story is
probably not indicative of her real person and real character.
I'd thought about using Ms. Piggy, the "msanthrophe" primitive as the inspiration, but got somewhat vomitous at imagining her and franksolich hopping around in the sack.
But for the record, franksolich thinks the fizzgig primitive, what with her exquisite Hebraic features, is stunningly beautiful, and wouldn't want the least bad thing to happen to her.