Amber details plans with Chief Running Drugs (haha, I love that name)

[Chris_]

You know, you could skip the lard and used some yeast to made real bread.

Man, that looks nasty.

[Bad Dog]

Apache Bread Recipe

Yep, looks like they got the main ingredient covered...

"5 pounds lard"  Now we know why they invited Amber.

[njpines]

"5 pounds lard"  Now we know why they invited Amber.

What's 5 pounds more when you're already 300 pounds of lard?

[Skul]

That isn't bread. it's a recipe for paste. 

[BattleHymn]

"5 pounds lard"  Now we know why they invited Amber.

I'm afraid they're going to have some left over...

[BattleHymn]

It's shaping up to be a decent day tomorrow in Joplin.  The high will be near 50, with a slight breeze.  

Even if her sisters only brought home food from the fast food joints they work at, it would be more appetizing than that "bread".

[Big Dog]

It's shaping up to be a decent day tomorrow in Joplin.  The high will be near 50, with a slight breeze.  

Even if her sisters only brought home food from the fast food joints they work at, it would be more appetizing than that "bread".

Doesn't one of her dear sisters work at Wendy's?

A bag full of their new chicken sammiches and a couple of Frosties apiece would suit them right down to the ground.

[GOBUCKS]

Doesn't one of her dear sisters work at Wendy's?

A bag full of their new chicken sammiches and a couple of Frosties apiece would suit them right down to the ground.

Annette works at Popeye's.

I believe either she or Crystal Naydean may have worked at Wendy's earlier, in charge of stirring the dressings on the salad bar.

Sloppy customers often dribble ranch dressing through the Russian, or French dressing through the bleu cheese.

A skilled dressing stirrer is critical to keeping everything looking nice and pristine.

It's an important job that should pay a living wage.

[Big Dog]

Annette works at Popeye's.

I believe either she or Crystal Naydean may have worked at Wendy's earlier, in charge of stirring the dressings on the salad bar.

Sloppy customers often dribble ranch dressing through the Russian, or French dressing through the bleu cheese.

A skilled dressing stirrer is critical to keeping everything looking nice and pristine.

It's an important job that should pay a living wage.

If only Amber was in the bosom of her loving family, she could have a big plate of Popeye's and a mess of red beans with rice. It's practically a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!

[Mr Mannn]

I grew up in Arizona and lived there 50 years. I knew a lot of indians. No self respecting apache would name their kid, Whitecloud. White Cloud is a name for toilet paper brand, not an Apache.

The part of this story that won't be told..."After a fun day of horse back riding, good company and good food, the Whitecloud family drove Amber back to the underpass where she lived. Only later did they discover all their silverware was missing."

[BattleHymn]

If only Amber was in the bosom of her loving family, she could have a big plate of Popeye's and a mess of red beans with rice. It's practically a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!

There's a good chance Amber's Thanksgiving meal was exactly like that of the meal Charlie Brown had:  buttered toast, popcorn, pretzel stick, and jelly beans. 

Later, Charlie went to a family member's house, and had a REAL Thanksgiving meal. 


There is a moral in there that applies to Amber, but she's too stupid to figure it out. 

[GOBUCKS]

I still think there's an even chance that Amber never left Joplin.

[landofconfusion80]

I still think there's an even chance that Amber never left Joplin.

Been posting to the DU from between the joists for months now