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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2013, 09:14:31 PM »
Envy.  :mental:  :loser:
Hi5. Envy is the foundation of socialism. It is the sin that has killed so many innocents in the 20th century.

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2013, 09:21:21 PM »
Hi5. Envy is the foundation of socialism. It is the sin that has killed so many innocents in the 20th century.

I would argue once you begin to envy it's only a matter of time before you start breaking the other commandments. Once you have envy you will be tempted to steal and maybe even go as far as murder. Leftism uses envy as its driving force, once you envy the rich, stealing from them becomes justified, and even taking the lives of those you envy can be justified as well, eat the rich for example. The DUmmies are nothing but leftist stooges who are driven by envy and who will end up at the wrong end of a gun when the government they love so much no longer has any use for them.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2013, 12:06:42 AM »
A snow (making) machine, or a snow (track) machine ?
I vote for putting Loco in the snow making machine.

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2013, 01:54:28 AM »
You can learn a lot saying "You want fries with that?".

I think that would put him(?) back in psychotherapy.

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A snow (making) machine, or a snow (track) machine ?
I vote for putting Loco in the snow making machine

              

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2013, 04:51:38 AM »
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You made me laugh FD2003!!! H5!!!!

Only reason why I suggested a tall building is cause the dummies in general, this one in particular, screw up everything they do. Kinda hard to screw up once you jump off a tall building... although if it could be done, I bet a dummy will be the one that does it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

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He could use one of the many interstate bridges in WV that cross the Kanawah River.  Even the old DUnbar Toll Bridge should be high enough.

Then again, I remember a story many years ago of a man who jumped from one of the Charleston area bridges, and walked away with cuts and bruises.  (Didn't know water was sharp!  Neither was the jumper.  Had to be a DUmmie.)

Loconuts should be taken by snow machine to a distant spot on the Canadian tundra and left. For the good of the tribe.

At the very least, he/she/it should be sterilized so as not to further dilute the gene pool.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2013, 06:09:42 AM »
Wow, some useless bump-on-a-log goes on a tear about how he deserves someone else's hard-earned money and they don't care for it?

I'll be damned.

What's more amazing is that he seems to be pissed that his Uncles don't flaunt their wealth or brag about how rich they are the way Clinton and Obama do.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2013, 08:15:23 AM »
Maybe, just maybe, the uncles aren't rich and are telling the truth. Just because they aren't sucking the government tit doesn't mean they're rich. 
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2013, 08:15:46 AM »
I think that would put him(?) back in psychotherapy.



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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2013, 08:40:37 AM »
Maybe, just maybe, the uncles aren't rich and are telling the truth. Just because they aren't sucking the government tit doesn't mean they're rich. 
True, DUmptards seem to view anyone not sucking that teat, to be a source for advancing their own "income".
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2013, 10:27:22 AM »
Then again, I remember a story many years ago of a man who jumped from one of the Charleston area bridges, and walked away with cuts and bruises.  (Didn't know water was sharp!  Neither was the jumper.  Had to be a DUmmie.)

Something like that happened a long time ago, maybe the 70s in Huntington, WV.

A blind drunk Pittian wino decided to end it all by jumping into the Ohio River.

He staggered out onto the 6th Street bridge, unseen by anyone as it was the middle of the night, climbed the railing and jumped.

He was found midmorning the next day, sober, screaming bloody murder, and stuck up to his waist in mud at the edge of the water.

Apparently in the dark he didn't realize he hadn't walked far enough to be over the river.

He recovered to vote democrat in the next election.

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2013, 11:12:29 AM »

      Has anyone else noticed that nothing seems to steel Loconuts' resolve and passion more than whining about other people's money? You'd think that if he removed the diaper and the
maxipad and tried to apply that resolve to his own situation, he might get farther along than three weeks in a college.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2013, 01:51:59 PM »
     Has anyone else noticed that nothing seems to steel Loconuts' resolve and passion more than whining about other people's money? You'd think that if he removed the diaper and the
maxipad and tried to apply that resolve to his own situation, he might get farther along than three weeks in a college.

LocoNuts will never get better. Not possible - he'll only get worse, much worse.

Compared to him, Dennis the Menace is sane.

Can you imagine what a mess he'll be when his parents are no longer around?

He'll starve unless he can get committed to a state loonybin. They probably still have those in Canada.

He needs to go the suicide route before they lock him away where it's more difficult to do.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2013, 06:00:30 PM »


Can you imagine what a mess he'll be when his parents are no longer around?



     I think that's called Stewert.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2013, 07:16:59 PM »
     I think that's called Stewert.

At least Stewart had the motivation to start his lame OReilly Sucks website.

Locust O's can't even summon the ambition to get up and get the remote.

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2013, 08:14:59 PM »
Something like that happened a long time ago, maybe the 70s in Huntington, WV.

A blind drunk Pittian wino decided to end it all by jumping into the Ohio River.

He staggered out onto the 6th Street bridge, unseen by anyone as it was the middle of the night, climbed the railing and jumped.

He was found midmorning the next day, sober, screaming bloody murder, and stuck up to his waist in mud at the edge of the water.

Apparently in the dark he didn't realize he hadn't walked far enough to be over the river.

He recovered to vote democrat in the next election.

I was running a route one Tuesday afternoon in South Charleston, just finished that leg of it, next was to cross over the Kanawah River into Dunbar.  Problem was, some DUmbass had climbed to the top of the bridge, threatening to jump.  Cops had the bridge blocked off, and I had to backtrack 10 miles round trip to cross the river.

I told someone, don't remember if it was a customer or a cop, to just shoot the stupid bastard!
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2013, 08:26:55 PM »
At least Stewart had the motivation to start his lame OReilly Sucks website.

Locust O's can't even summon the ambition to get up and get the remote.
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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2013, 08:58:42 PM »
I was running a route one Tuesday afternoon in South Charleston, just finished that leg of it, next was to cross over the Kanawah River into Dunbar.  Problem was, some DUmbass had climbed to the top of the bridge, threatening to jump.  Cops had the bridge blocked off, and I had to backtrack 10 miles round trip to cross the river.

I told someone, don't remember if it was a customer or a cop, to just shoot the stupid bastard!
Another story from that same 6th Street Ohio River bridge in the 70s. Three Huntington democrats had a disagreement over a bag of marijuana. Two of them solved the problem by killing the third, and then taking his carcass to the 6th Street bridge for disposal. Unfortunately, they were seen tossing their dearly departed into the river, and quickly apprehended. I don't remember if their friend's body was found, but there was lots and lots of blood in their vehicle and on their clothes. Anyway, they were found not guilty of killing their buddy, but were convicted of stream littering and fined $1000 each. For years I had that newspaper clipping on the wall behind my reloading bench, got a laugh every time I glanced at it.

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Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2013, 05:10:36 AM »
Another story from that same 6th Street Ohio River bridge in the 70s. Three Huntington democrats had a disagreement over a bag of marijuana. Two of them solved the problem by killing the third, and then taking his carcass to the 6th Street bridge for disposal. Unfortunately, they were seen tossing their dearly departed into the river, and quickly apprehended. I don't remember if their friend's body was found, but there was lots and lots of blood in their vehicle and on their clothes. Anyway, they were found not guilty of killing their buddy, but were convicted of stream littering and fined $1000 each. For years I had that newspaper clipping on the wall behind my reloading bench, got a laugh every time I glanced at it.

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