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Offline marv

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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2013, 05:17:49 PM »
Serve the turkey,....


...carve it well, and don't forget the Obam...er...gravy! And maybe a full, unopened can of beer in the cavity wouldn't be so bad after all.
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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2013, 10:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Dori on November 25, 2013, 08:24:10 PM
I was watching FOX the other morning and they were showing how to deep fry a turkey.  What the guy did first, was to mix about a half package of dry ranch dressing in a bowl of water.  He used a big syringe and injected the turkey with it. 

Coincidentally, that is the same way Will Pitt's wife became pregnant.
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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2013, 01:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 26, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
Coincidentally, that is the same way Will Pitt's wife became pregnant.
Water and hot grease ?
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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2013, 05:57:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 27, 2013, 01:34:24 PM
Water and hot grease ?
Don't forget the ranch dressing
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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 27, 2013, 01:34:24 PM
Water and hot grease ?

Water, ranch dressing mix, and a big syringe.

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Re: primitives discuss Thanksgiving disasters
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2013, 09:06:57 AM »
Quote from: Dori on November 25, 2013, 08:24:10 PM
:lol:

 

I've never brined a turkey.  I did soak a chicken in salt water for about an hour before roasting...that turned out really good and moist.

I was watching FOX the other morning and they were showing how to deep fry a turkey.  What the guy did first, was to mix about a half package of dry ranch dressing in a bowl of water.  He used a big syringe and injected the turkey with it. 

There are any number of "injectable" marinades on the market today, but...

Tony Chachere's has a marinade that, in conjunction with liberally slathering the outside of the bird with Louisiana Hot Sauce, insures a very tasty, well-seasoned bird with just a little hot after-bite.   :drool:

That is what we're fixing for lunch today, "fried" in an oil-less turkey fryer (CharBroil "Big Easy",  $99.00 at The Home Depot...   shameless plug!)

If you've never tried it fried in one, you don't know what you're missing!!  :yum:
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