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Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« on: November 23, 2013, 11:31:14 AM »
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Why don't pro-lifers celebrate the date of their conception?
 
What would it be called? Zygote Day?

Would there be cake? Gifts? Singing?

Maybe a game of pin the sperm on the egg?

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HereSince1628 (27,599 posts)

2. It requires thinking about their mom and dad having sex
 
that's way too disturbing to allow any celebrating.

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Demonaut (3,746 posts)

5. cause people were ****ing that day..............

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Lizzie Poppet (3,217 posts)

18. And that could lead to dancing!

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arely staircase (8,293 posts)

7. dad slips one past the goalie day nt

Because all men crave fatherhood and all women dread motherhood; it's an adversarial game.

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Heather MC (6,013 posts)

14. Birth Control Fail Day nt

Only for you.

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eShirl (12,337 posts)

8. Because penis + vagina.

Said the Proglodytes that worship homosexuality and call Mother's Day a patriarchal tool of oppression.

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13. Because.....
 
Their moms can't tell them the real truth
she got knocked up at a party where a bunch of dudes ran a train on her

 :rotf:

Happy Zygote Day. Who's ur Daddy????

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intaglio (5,629 posts)

16. I thought they were forced birth advocates

and I think they might hire a clown car.

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IggleDoer (1,030 posts)

23. Why hasn't one of the anti-choicers ...
 
... try to get a dependent tax deduction for a child conceived in the previous year. If they truly believe that life begins at conception, then they should take a moral stand and deduct the little fetus on the year of conception, not the year of the birth.

Let's see if the IRS puts the anti-choicers in the slammer.

TRANSLATION:

Don't try it you're a hypocrite without a legitimate argument. So SHUT-UP so we don't have to hear you!

Try it and you're a criminal and we'll lock you away where we don't have to hear you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024080438


Now don't you pro-lifers feel embarrassed?

Fortunately, I don't have this conundrum.

I accept abortion...


...


...because only liberals have them.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2013, 11:37:36 AM »
Copied from DUmmie...."23. Why hasn't one of the anti-choicers ...
 
... try to get a dependent tax deduction for a child conceived in the previous year. If they truly believe that life begins at conception",

Because before birth that "clump of cells" is 100% democrat sucking it's life sustaining nutrients from a conservative mother.....and she loves it anyway.
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2013, 11:40:29 AM »
They think they're being clever and just come off as pathetic instead.
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 12:14:47 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on November 23, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
They think they're being clever and just come off as pathetic instead.

Exactly.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2013, 12:54:19 PM »
These people are morons, no respect for life unless that life is their own, they are fine with killing an unborn child and they are fine with giving grandma a pain pill instead of a pacemaker, and want that money for their sex change operations. They are truly selfish people.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 01:41:49 PM »
A base understanding of history shows that the primitives of 2,000 years ago and today's primitives ultimately regard women and children with the same disdain. 

Fortunately, Jesus Christ turned all of that on its head.  The idea of treating women and children as valuable was so revolutionary, even his own disciples didn't understand it at first.

Women were the last at the cross and first at His grave.  Just think about that for a moment, primitives, and ask yourselves why that is.  Maybe after some meditation on that, you will understand why your words that were rowed over here and something like this poster are so disrespectful:   







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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 03:14:03 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on November 23, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
They think they're being clever and just come off as pathetic instead.

Romans 1: 22, Professing to be wise, they became fools,
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 03:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 23, 2013, 03:14:03 PM
Romans 1: 22, Professing to be wise, they became fools,

Gee, we read them like the bathroom at the Texaco station, the Founding fathers saw them coming from 239 years ago, and now we find evidence that Paul of Tarsus was aware of their coming almost two thousand years ago.

I wonder what more it will take for it to break through that thick DUmb**** skull of theirs that they aren't as clever as they think they are? :popcorn:
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 03:48:28 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 23, 2013, 03:35:41 PM
Gee, we read them like the bathroom at the Texaco station, the Founding fathers saw them coming from 239 years ago, and now we find evidence that Paul of Tarsus was aware of their coming almost two thousand years ago.

I wonder what more it will take for it to break through that thick DUmb**** skull of theirs that they aren't as clever as they think they are? :popcorn:

When Jesus rebuked Judas and told him the poor would always be with us, he really meant the stupid will always be with us, he was being nice.  :-)
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2013, 04:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 23, 2013, 12:54:19 PM
These people are morons, no respect for life unless that life is their own, they are fine with killing an unborn child and they are fine with giving grandma a pain pill instead of a pacemaker, and want that money for their sex change operations. They are truly selfish people.

You could have stopped at "These people are morons"  :-)
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2013, 07:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 23, 2013, 12:54:19 PM
These people are morons, no respect for life unless that life is their own, they are fine with killing an unborn child and they are fine with giving grandma a pain pill instead of a pacemaker, and want that money for their sex change operations. They are truly selfish people.

They're the most selfish people ever produced and they are completely incapable of understanding why.  The quest for freebies, of course, being a noble venture....

I guess.

God, these people are deranged...
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2013, 07:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 23, 2013, 03:48:28 PM
When Jesus rebuked Judas and told him the poor would always be with us, he really meant the stupid will always be with us, he was being nice.  :-)

Which is why I an not, and could never be The Savior: to extend the offer of his infinite atonement even to the most vile, disgusting creatures ever to lay claim to the title of "human", would require more of several godly characteristics (patience, kindness, charity, mercy, etc.) than I could ever hope to possess.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2013, 10:32:03 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 23, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
Which is why I an not, and could never be The Savior: to extend the offer of his infinite atonement even to the most vile, disgusting creatures ever to lay claim to the title of "human", would require more of several godly characteristics (patience, kindness, charity, mercy, etc.) than I could ever hope to possess.

The most vile creatures must be repentant in order to be given atonement. Granted I haven't looked at a bible in a long time, but I'm pretty sure I recall atonement being conditional.
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Re: Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2013, 10:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 23, 2013, 03:48:28 PM
When Jesus rebuked Judas and told him the poor would always be with us, he really meant the stupid will always be with us, he was being nice.  :-)
Poor of mind.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2013, 02:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 23, 2013, 10:32:03 PM
The most vile creatures must be repentant in order to be given atonement. Granted I haven't looked at a bible in a long time, but I'm pretty sure I recall atonement being conditional.

Precisely why I couldn't have knelt in Gethsemane in his place. Knowing - theoretically, anyway - everything he endured there and on the cross, about the third insufferably smug know-it-all, throwing my gift back in my face would be all it would take for me to reach for the damned <SMITE> hammer. :hammer:

Yeah, in the immortal words of Dr. Bruce Banner at the end of Iron Man III, I don't have the temperament to be the Savior of mankind. It's probably for the best that Jesus did.
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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2013, 08:31:56 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 24, 2013, 02:53:01 AM
Precisely why I couldn't have knelt in Gethsemane in his place. Knowing - theoretically, anyway - everything he endured there and on the cross, about the third insufferably smug know-it-all, throwing my gift back in my face would be all it would take for me to reach for the damned <SMITE> hammer. :hammer:

Yeah, in the immortal words of Dr. Bruce Banner at the end of Iron Man III, I don't have the temperament to be the Savior of mankind. It's probably for the best that Jesus did.

It's kind of like the soldier who fights in battle, he will fight to the death to protect the freedom of those who cherish freedom, he doesn't think of the moonbat populace who will spit on his grave and work to undermine what he fought for.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2013, 08:38:01 AM »
Christ's sacrifice was for those who believe and repent. C. S. Lewis said "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who say to God, 'thy will be done', and those to whom God says 'thy will be done'". Christ sacrificed himself for the sake of the former not the later.
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Re: Proglodytes expose major anti-choice hypocrisy!
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2013, 10:06:40 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on November 24, 2013, 08:38:01 AM
Christ's sacrifice was for those who believe and repent. C. S. Lewis said "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who say to God, 'thy will be done', and those to whom God says 'thy will be done'". Christ sacrificed himself for the sake of the former not the later.

I would say that Christ sacrificed himself for the sake of us all, and that he feels sorrow for those who reject it. 
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