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Offline Wineslob

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Feel the ...................love?
« on: November 21, 2013, 12:41:57 PM »
The wife made chili the other night. It was quite good. Me, wanting more for dinner the next night ask the other half if it was OK. (e-mail)



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On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 9:29 AM, <wineslob> wrote:
Chili dogs? Exploding anuses want to know.

NO way. I couldn't sleep last night between your farting and snoring. I didn't get to bed until 2:15


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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2013, 12:52:26 PM »
Congratulations! I just love it when a plan comes together!   :thumbs: :II:
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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2013, 01:12:59 PM »
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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2013, 03:16:18 PM »
I Couldn't Sleep At All Last Night...


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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2013, 05:43:01 PM »
I took a trip to San Diego. Got in late at night. all I wanted was something quick to eat and my hotel.
A&W was open. 2 chilli cheese hot dogs and chilli cheese fries. fine, went to bed and slept like a log.

The next day I went to Sea World, and I was a leaky balloon! Silent but deadly. I was dropping toxic gas bombs all over that park. At the shark encounter, you go through a glass tube through a shark tank. Kids were crying, "Mommy, it stinks!" a woman looked like she was going to throw up. I looked accusingly at a teen, and he said, "What?!!" His sisters looked at him like he was the scum of the earth.

You know its bad when even the clydesdale horses snort and run to the other side of the pen.

I was so proud. For a day, I was the king!
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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2013, 08:18:59 PM »
It's good to be the king...


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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2013, 09:51:30 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 21, 2013, 08:18:59 PM
It's good to be the king...


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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 09:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
I took a trip to San Diego. Got in late at night. all I wanted was something quick to eat and my hotel.
A&W was open. 2 chilli cheese hot dogs and chilli cheese fries. fine, went to bed and slept like a log.

The next day I went to Sea World, and I was a leaky balloon! Silent but deadly. I was dropping toxic gas bombs all over that park. At the shark encounter, you go through a glass tube through a shark tank. Kids were crying, "Mommy, it stinks!" a woman looked like she was going to throw up. I looked accusingly at a teen, and he said, "What?!!" His sisters looked at him like he was the scum of the earth.

You know its bad when even the clydesdale horses snort and run to the other side of the pen.

I was so proud. For a day, I was the king!

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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2013, 09:44:17 AM »
^Good call ! Forgot about old Rusty.
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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2013, 12:34:36 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
I took a trip to San Diego. Got in late at night. all I wanted was something quick to eat and my hotel.
A&W was open. 2 chilli cheese hot dogs and chilli cheese fries. fine, went to bed and slept like a log.

The next day I went to Sea World, and I was a leaky balloon! Silent but deadly. I was dropping toxic gas bombs all over that park. At the shark encounter, you go through a glass tube through a shark tank. Kids were crying, "Mommy, it stinks!" a woman looked like she was going to throw up. I looked accusingly at a teen, and he said, "What?!!" His sisters looked at him like he was the scum of the earth.

You know its bad when even the clydesdale horses snort and run to the other side of the pen.

I was so proud. For a day, I was the king!

H5.  I laughed so hard I cried.  My spousal unit thought I was going to have a coronary.   :rofl:
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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2013, 09:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
I took a trip to San Diego. Got in late at night. all I wanted was something quick to eat and my hotel.
A&W was open. 2 chilli cheese hot dogs and chilli cheese fries. fine, went to bed and slept like a log.

The next day I went to Sea World, and I was a leaky balloon! Silent but deadly. I was dropping toxic gas bombs all over that park. At the shark encounter, you go through a glass tube through a shark tank. Kids were crying, "Mommy, it stinks!" a woman looked like she was going to throw up. I looked accusingly at a teen, and he said, "What?!!" His sisters looked at him like he was the scum of the earth.

You know its bad when even the clydesdale horses snort and run to the other side of the pen.

I was so proud. For a day, I was the king!

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Re: Feel the ...................love?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2013, 11:21:58 PM »
Quote from: njpines on November 22, 2013, 09:42:39 AM
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