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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2013, 04:42:51 PM »
Okay, now at this point, I have to repeat that this is a work of fiction, and one should make no inference on the character or actions of a primitive, any primitive, based upon this, and what follows.

the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich was written simply to cheer the brain-damaged primitive, who faces an otherwise cold and dark holiday season.

After I wrote this, a certain primitive mentioned in the story had a spell of bad luck, bringing to a screeching halt the posting of any more of it.  I’m a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet; I don’t wish any primitive to get more discombobulated than the primitive already is.

However, since the story can’t be unwritten, after some days I decided to resume, with the hopes that readers draw no conclusions about the character and conduct of any primitive depicted in it.

It’s a work of fiction, although it’s based upon a real-life experience with a women‘s libber; I don’t have the imagination to make up any of this stuff.
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2013, 04:52:07 PM »
He went into the kitchen to consult with the fizzy one about half an hour before the noon dinner was to be served.

“There’s a problem,” he announced.  â€œThose three out there, they’ve already drunk all the wine, and they’re passed out.  My guess is all the beer they had before that--and none of them are in the greatest physical shape--and all the pharmaceuticals they take, it was just too much for them.

“It looks like three big bison carcasses out there on the living room floor.”

He was gravely concerned.  â€œYou know these people--should we maybe contact 911?”

She went out and looked, and then came back, saying no, it’s happened in the past, and nothing looked out of the ordinary, although they’d be slumbering and snoring away for a long time.

Oh no, he said; “If the car’s fixed this afternoon, and they’re in no shape to drive to your motel in the big city--”

“I’m not drunk or passed out,” she said; “I’ll drive; I’ve dealt with it before.

“Well, I suppose that puts a kibbosh on Thanksgiving dinner,” she continued; “once everything’s done, we should just store it in the refrigerator, and you’ve got plenty of leftovers for the next several days.  At least it won’t go to waste.”

“Yeah, when the femme gets back, she and I can deal with it,” he said.

“Your girlfriend’s gone?” the fizzy one asked; “maybe she’s gone far away?”

Too far away for his comfort, he sighed; she wasn’t going to be back until Sunday.

Suddenly she flung her arms around his neck, they getting nose-to-nose.

He tried pushing her away.  â€œExcuse me, but I’m kind of, uh, uptight, you know.”

She laughed.

“I’m not uninhibited; in fact, I’m rather a prude.”

“No you aren’t,” she laughed again.

She moved her hands up to the sides of his head, which alarmed him considerably, lest she feel the absence of ears, learning he was deaf, which wasn‘t anything he wanted her to know.  Grabbing her wrists, he roughly pulled them back down onto his shoulders.

“When I saw you standing here this morning, I knew right away; a free spirit.”

She made another attempt to suck face, bringing her hands up to the sides of his head again.

He pulled back.  â€œI’m sorry,” he lied, “but I have a headache, and the temples are throbbing.”

“I can cure that,” she said; “it‘s so convenient, the two of us here alone.”

He felt ill at ease at the sound of that.  He didn’t want to be alone with her.

“Uh, why don’t we just wait for your car to get fixed?  There’s not a whole lot of things here, but I imagine we can play Monopoly or something.  It’s only for a few hours.”

“I’d rather play something else,” she said.

He did not like the sound of that.

“I always wanted to know what it’s like, getting laid by a Republican,” she said.

His hair stood up on end.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbled, “but I’m not the sort who hops around in the sack with just anybody.”

“Oh, but you are,” she insisted; “this morning when we met, I recognized you right away as a free-spirit.”

He looked at her, puzzled.

“Well, this morning, when you were standing there--”

He interrupted, “Oh no, madam, I wasn’t showing off; remember, I’d just thought that since it was early, nobody’d be up, and then when you came in, my biggest concern was that you‘d see me as intimidating, threatening--”

“But then you didn’t hurry to put anything on--”

“Madam, you’d already seen it all; there wasn’t anything more I could hide from you, in which case it’s always best to simply accept, adapt, and carry on, as if nothing’s out of the ordinary.

“As much as such is possible; panic only makes things worse.

“And besides, though I hope it didn’t show, I was more afraid of you, than you could be of me.

“I’ve been cornered before.”

“Come on, come on,“ she insisted, pulling him inside the door to the bedroom.

“This cannot possibly end well,” he helplessly protested.

to be continued
« Last Edit: November 25, 2013, 05:03:40 PM by franksolich »
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2013, 05:44:12 PM »
Oh no, this will not end well.  :stirpot:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2013, 09:51:32 PM »
oh my....

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2013, 06:17:50 PM »
The situation was awkward.  He was a head taller than her, and at 175 pounds, about sixty pounds heavier, but he was also a gentleman, and a gentleman does not get violent with a woman, no matter what. 

Guys could beat up other guys, but a woman was to be reasoned with, not hit.

All his life, he’d adhered to that conduct; he’d never struck a woman.  If one was difficult, he’d reason with her, or in the last extremity, simply walk away from her, but there was usually a third option in between, giving in to whatever she wanted and while expecting the worst, hoping for the best.

They’d never made life easy, women.

So yes, of course he could’ve shoved her away…..but she was a woman. 

“I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all,” he said.

“I’m no Don Juan,” he protested; “it takes a very long time to lead me into temptation.”

“I got time,” she said, as she divested him of his shirt and leaned over to kiss him; “and you do too.

“We got all afternoon, and we don’t need all afternoon.” He squirmed as she traced one of his nipples with her finger, her other hand planted on his midriff.

“Look, if you think I’m some sort of Casanova, the femme’d laugh her head off.”

She wasn’t paying him any attention at all, instead untying and knocking off his shoes, and then pulling off his socks.

“My God, madam,” he said, horrified as she unbuckled his belt.

“This is highly irregular, madam; trust me, you’re going to be disappointed.”

He slammed his hands on top of his lower part as she began tugging at his pants, but she managed to pull them off anyway, leaving him stripped to merely a pair of very skimpy baby-blue cotton briefs.

He wished they weren’t so skimpy, and weren’t baby-blue.

“I really don’t want to do this,” he protested, pressing himself against the wall in the corner, nearly knocking off the wall a large glass-covered framed portrait of the Duke of Wellington.

“Oh, you’ll want to, soon enough,” she promised.

He looked up, and his jaw dropped.

Oh my, he thought; how quickly everything changes when one suddenly sees something new.

to be continued

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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2013, 08:31:05 PM »
this chapter omitted because of potentially prurient content--franksolich

to be continued
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2013, 08:34:19 PM »
BOOOOOO!!!!!

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2013, 08:35:35 PM »
They were laying on the bed, she on her back and on the outside, wearing only a pair of silk panties.  He was in between her and the wall, laying on his side, totally naked, his head propped up with an arm, as he rubbed his other hand across her abdomen.

The bed was only a single-width bed, but together they fit well on it.

The bedroom itself was rather modest.  He’d had to measure it for the property caretaker some weeks ago, finding it to be 32’ wide by 26’ deep.  But there was just the single bed, a bedside table, a dresser, and an armed chair in the room, nothing more than that.

He didn’t care for congestion.

The room had a high ceiling--one had to use a step-ladder to change the light-bulbs in the fixture up there--and on the west wall, facing the meadow and the river beyond, there were three windows, each of them five feet wide, that stretched from two feet off the floor up to about two feet shy of the ceiling.  The bed was in a corner, and then the north wall, which had two more windows of the same size, looking out on the croquet grounds and the meadow beyond that.

When he’d moved out here eight years ago, finding only roll-down window-shades on the windows, which reminded him of poverty, he’d taken those down, intending to get draperies or venetian blinds, but he’d never gotten around to it, and so the windows, as with the windows in the rest of the house, remained uncovered, the outside world always visible from the inside, and the inside always visible from the outside.

It didn’t make any difference, though, because this was out in the middle of nowhere.

(Of course, in the bathroom, the large window there was of those heavy frosted glass blocks and about 6” thick, so if someone were around, one couldn’t see in, being able to discern only if the light in there was on or off.)

The walls of the bedroom were covered with framed portraits of people, usually painted by Holbein or Durer; no landscapes or still-lives or “modern” “art;” only people, as he’d always found people more fascinating than things.  Scenery and animals and somesuch bored him; only people interested him.

And on the bedside table, there was a silver-framed picture, a copy of the 1935 Jubilee portrait of George V and Queen Mary, beside a framed picture of Henry R. and Clare Boothe Luce on their wedding day, also in 1935.

- - - - - - - - - -

Appropos of nothing, she asked him, “Your first time, how was it?”

“It wasn’t much,” he said; “I was only nineteen.

“The clock on the bedside table said ‘22:07’ when I went in, and ‘22:19’ when I left.

“It was pretty quick, and efficient, and I’d learned what I wanted to know.”

She stiffened.  â€œWell, what about her?”

“She didn’t care,” he said; “it was just her job anyway.”

- - - - - - - - - -

They shifted, so that she was sitting on the edge of the bed, her feet on the floor, while he sat next to her wholly on the bed, his legs crossed.

She looked at him.  â€œWell, when are you going to take off my panties, so we can get started?”

“Let’s just talk first,” he said; “after all, we hardly know each other.”

Thinking of something, she asked, “What do you think of these?” squeezing her breasts at him.  â€œI think they’re too small, I wish they were bigger.  I feel really insecure with them; they‘re too small.  

“I couldn‘t figure out why you reacted the way you did, when you first saw them.  [detail omitted because of potentially prurient content--franksolich].”

Taken aback, he looked at her as if she were Bozo from Outer Space.

“Madam,” he protested, “I like them, I love them, they’re s-o-o-o-o-o perfectly proportioned for your body; they’re the right size, the right shape, and firm.

“Those are great jugs.

“I like them, I love them,” he insisted, cupping them with his hands; “and you’re very lucky to have them.  They’re a real turn-on, a work of art.”

“But most men like big ones,” she said.

“Yeah, I know,” he scoffed; “but a lot of men have no taste for aesthetics.  I have no idea why most of them like jugs that jiggle and droop and sag and drop; it’s really kind of silly.

“Those are great jugs there, madam; only the femme has a pair that’s more of a turn-on."

Thinking he might be going in a direction that would upset her, he slightly changed the subject.  â€œAnd what did you think of me, when you first saw me early this morning?”

“Well, I was surprised,” she said.

“Right, right, but the reaction right after that.  What popped into your mind?”

“Good ass,” she sighed.

He looked disappointed, but then remembered.  â€œOkay, so then I turned around--what did you think then?”

She told him.  He modestly blushed and thanked her.

“All right,” he said, sidling closer to her.  He reached over, and pulling the waistband of her panties, looked down inside.  He did a pantomime, his eyes growing as big as saucers and his mouth falling open in wonder and awe.

Letting go of the waistband, he leaned so as run his lips from there up to between her breasts.

Then he abruptly sat up.  â€œAre you disease-free, got nothing catching?”

to be continued
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 09:07:38 PM by franksolich »
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2013, 08:36:04 PM »
this chapter omitted because of potentially prurient content--franksolich

to be continued
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2013, 08:38:27 PM »
this chapter omitted because of potentially prurient content--franksolich

to be continued

Will anyone (besides Coach) ever be able to see it ?
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2013, 03:46:50 AM »
This whole series reminds me of Jane Goodall and her studies for some reason....
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2013, 07:09:57 AM »
Will anyone (besides Coach) ever be able to see it ?

The deal with this story is that I wanted to do something special, something nice, to cheer up the brain-damaged primitive during this most joyous of holiday seasons that isn't going well for him.  If walrus-face gets two or three warm chuckles out of this story about himself, well, it was well worth the writing.

But the story's been written for three wholly different "audiences;" whose tastes and preferences vary widely.

We have the brain-damaged primitive himself; that's one of the three audiences.

We have decent civilized people, and we have the lurking primitives; those are the other two audiences.

Decent and civilized people know and understand all there is to life, love, and sex, and so really don't need to be reading this.  But if they wish to, they know and understand enough that they can fill in the blanks of the expunged parts in their heads.

There's no point in franksolich publishing things they already know.

The primitives know and understand nothing about life and love, only about sex.

To the primitives, their idea of heaven is constant non-stop 24/7/365, everybody swilling and screwing everybody else, mounds of sweaty, greasy, grunting bodies relentlessly rolling around all over each other.

That's what the primitives really want.

However, since that's impossible, they settle for getting high on drugs, licit and illicit, 24/7/365.  It's not as good as non-stop sex, but it's better than working for a living or doing something for the good of humanity.

The lurking primitives too can fill in the blanks, no problem at all.

There's going to be a few more blanks until the story ends the evening of Thanksgiving, because I'm willing to go only as far as the "PG" rating, never venturing into the "R" or "X" rating.

There is no smut in this story; only suggestions of soft pornography.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2013, 07:12:58 AM »
BOOOOOO!!!!!

I'm sure this'll set your mind at ease, but there are no plans, no plans, whatsover, to post any photographs of a bedded franksolich anywhere on this thread.
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2013, 07:17:13 AM »
I'm sure this'll set your mind at ease, but there are no plans, no plans, whatsover, to post any photographs of a bedded franksolich anywhere on this thread.
Finally, something we can all be thankful for.   :whistling:

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2013, 07:23:37 AM »
Finally, something we can all be thankful for.   :whistling:

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Oh now.

I'll bet gay primitives and female primitives would really go for that picture.

On edit: it's never going to be seen again because one time a lurking primitive was within a milli-second of managing to screen-capture it, and it was my sheer good luck and God's Grace that I removed it in time.

I'll let the femmes who remember the picture judge it; guys and gays and primitive femmes don't count
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« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2013, 09:06:03 AM »
After they untangled themselves, he got up and walked over to one of the large windows of the bedroom, one of the three that faced the west, towards the river, giving a panoramic view of the snow-covered Sandhills outside.  It was still early afternoon, but it was already starting to get grey.

She noticed something she hadn’t seen in the early morning; he had a lot of scars on his body.  Nothing grotesque or disfiguring, but obvious anyway.

And she adored his full head thick, heavy, dark-brown hair, but wondered why every time she tried running her fingers through it, he slapped her hand down.

Finally, she asked, "Well, when are you going to stop standing there, and take my panties off so we can get down to business?  We've been kissing and hugging and caressing and petting and rubbing and tickling for more than an hour now, and probably it's time for you to do your male business."

“You know,” he said, “I’d feel better if we were cleaned up first.  I myself haven’t been in the bathtub since yesterday morning.  Neither of us are dirty, but I’d just feel better if we started off scrubbed and fresh.

“But the bathtub holds only one, and there’s no hot-tub or sauna here.

“However, the water heater for the bathroom’s set at 160 degrees rather than 140 like for the kitchen, because I like hot water.  All we have to do is run hot water into the bathtub for a few minutes, and it gets like the inside of a boiler in there.

“Then we can do like the workers and peasants do, and rush outside to play in the snow.”

“It’s four degrees out there,” she protested.

“The workers and peasants do it at forty below,” he illuminated her.  “The trick’s not being out there too long.”

Brrrr, she shivered.

“Don’t worry,” he assured her.  “Once we get back inside, we’ll be warmed up quickly enough.”

to be continued
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2013, 10:08:26 AM »
The libs want no repercussion no consequence free unprotected (often depraved) sex.
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2013, 11:12:52 AM »
I'm getting too old for this shit.  I'm getting this thread mixed up with Vesta's description of her wedding night on the Amber/Lorelai PTSD thread and coaches brassiere thread.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2013, 11:14:36 AM »
I'm getting too old for this shit.  I'm getting this thread mixed up with Vesta's description of her wedding night on the Amber/Lorelai PTSD thread and coaches brassiere thread.
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2013, 11:46:56 AM »
I'm getting too old for this shit.  I'm getting this thread mixed up with Vesta's description of her wedding night on the Amber/Lorelai PTSD thread and coaches brassiere thread.

Yikes, do NOT provide a link to THAT!!   :panic:
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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2013, 12:02:36 PM »
Yikes, do NOT provide a link to THAT!!   :panic:

Well, since she claims it gave her PTSD, I would never expose innocent bystanders to it.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2013, 09:59:20 PM »
Well, since she claims it gave her PTSD, I would never expose innocent bystanders to it.
If anyone was traumatized by vestanumbers's wedding night, it was the groom, though he must have already been pretty addled to get himself into such a mess.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2013, 10:12:29 PM »
Well, since she claims it gave her PTSD, I would never expose innocent bystanders to it.

A part of me almost wants to read the story. 


Almost.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2013, 11:44:30 PM »
A part of me almost wants to read the story. 


Almost.
A good psychiatrist would ask, what part ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2013, 01:56:07 AM »
this chapter omitted because of potentially prurient content--franksolich

to be continued
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