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DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« on: November 20, 2013, 12:58:02 AM »
As the DUmp purge continues, even DUmmies with tens of thousands of posts are getting nervous

DUmmy trof, hearing the firing squads at work, decides it's a good idea to polish his DUmp cred.

Lucky for us, he decides to do it with a painfully awkward bouncy tale, so bad it could have been written by rsmithnumbers:
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Tue Nov 19, 2013, 06:05 PM
Star Member trof (44,621 posts)

I am SO pissed! I'd like to sue this guy.

Miz t. was leaving Lowe's this afternoon.
She was coming out of the parking lane and stopped for crossing traffic.
Another car pulled up behind her.
Just then a guy in a pickup truck started backing out of his slot next to her.
She couldn't move so she LEANED on the horn.
Not 'beep beep'....HOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKK!!!
He backed into the right front fender of our Prius.
Put a hell of a dent in it.

They get out and he says "You hit me."
"I didn't hit you, I wasn't moving. YOU HIT ME! I blew the horn because I couldn't move."
"Oh. Gee. I left my hearing aid at home and I was listening to a country music CD."
At least the guy was decent about it.
Gave her all his info, insurance policy number, driver's license number, etc.

I asked her how old he was.
"Older than us."
I'm 72 and she's 69.
So he was a geezer like me, but older.
 

AND HE LEFT HIS GODDAM HEARING AID AT HOME?
And I bet he had the volume on that CD way cranked up so he could hear it.
Shit.

This guy is a danger to himself and others.

It won't cost us any money to get the Prius repaired, but it will cost us in bother, time, etc.

Did I mention that I was pissed.
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Excellent DUmp cred bouncy tale! And the DUmpmonkeys will believe every word of it.

Let's see:
1. Lowe's, not that boycotted red villain Home Depot

2. Car is a Prius, not a gas-guzzling redneck vehicle

3. Ignorant villain was in a gas-guzzling redneck pickup truck (see above)

4. Ignorant villain listening to a redneck country CD

5, Ignorant villain was an old white man



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Response to cleanhippie (Reply #4)
Tue Nov 19, 2013, 06:49 PM
Star Member trof (44,621 posts)

I still can't believe that this dork VOLUNTEERED the info about his hearing aid and the CD.

He also tried for some sympathy because he was 'at Lowe's doing some work for the Methodist Church'.
Give me a ****ing break.
As an afterthough, another DUmp cred point

6. Ignorant villain was a fundie.

These days we don't see as many DUmp rants about ignorant hateful fundies  as we did a few years ago.

I wonder why that is.


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Wed Nov 20, 2013, 12:48 AM
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13. This thread is useless without descriptions of his bumper stickers and so on.
Whoever is operating this mole should be careful.
There is blood running in the DUmp gutters.
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 01:28:54 AM »
The Dreamer Tatum mole is definitely on the short list for termination. He falls shy of the accepted ratio of 20:1 moonbat posts vs. coherent posts, which I believe is the industry standard for good moling.

It's a rookie mistake, and you hate to see it. Especially in post-season play.
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 04:50:48 AM »
Quote from: dandi on November 20, 2013, 01:28:54 AM
which I believe is the industry standard for good moling.


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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 06:28:06 AM »
Quote from: dandi on November 20, 2013, 01:28:54 AM
The Dreamer Tatum mole is definitely on the short list for termination. He falls shy of the accepted ratio of 20:1 moonbat posts vs. coherent posts, which I believe is the industry standard for good moling.

It's a rookie mistake, and you hate to see it. Especially in post-season play.

Dreamer Tatum should avail himself of my 2012 doctoral dissertation, "Lifespan of 99th percentile Talpidae in Mouth-breathing Subterranean Collectivist Populations" (University of Minnesota Press, 2013); particularly Chapter 7, "Posting Ratios and the Lifespan". It proves the 20:1 ratio is settled science.

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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 06:42:10 AM »
I am in awe of y'all moles.  Man I bet it kills them knowing that their bestie pm'ing them could be one. :rotf:

Y'all are ebil! :gay:
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 07:01:38 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 20, 2013, 06:28:06 AM
Dreamer Tatum should avail himself of my 2012 doctoral dissertation, "Lifespan of 99th percentile Talpidae in Mouth-breathing Subterranean Collectivist Populations" (University of Minnesota Press, 2013); particularly Chapter 7, "Posting Ratios and the Lifespan". It proves the 20:1 ratio is settled science.

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An H5 is duly awarded to you for your PhDDs in Moleology. :tongue:
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 07:11:33 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 20, 2013, 07:01:38 AM
An H5 is duly awarded to you for your PhDDs in Moleology. :tongue:

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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 07:33:24 AM »
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"Oh. Gee. I left my hearing aid at home and I was listening to a country music CD."


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They just don't try anymore.
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 09:23:23 AM »
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Tue Nov 19, 2013, 06:49 PM
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I still can't believe that this dork VOLUNTEERED the info about his hearing aid and the CD.

He also tried for some sympathy because he was 'at Lowe's doing some work for the Methodist Church'.
Give me a ****ing break.
...and that is the raison d' gonflable of the story. The DUmmie needs to add that to the OP and not wait until the 4th reply. We should not have to search thru the whole thread to stitch the bouncy together.  :mad:
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Re: DUmmy trof Spins A DUmp Cred Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2013, 09:46:15 AM »
I started yelling at the red neck and a crowd of the day laborers started gathering around us. I told the old fat white fundy that he should have voted for Obama and not Rmoney. The growing crowd of undocumented citizens clapped and started holding hands chanting "Si, se peude." Then a cop jumped out of the bush, scaring away all the humble and honest future democrat voters, and gave my old lady a ticket.
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