MiddleFingerMom sharing things we never wanted to know. (yes, this is a warning!

[Mr Mannn]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018518106

Star Member MiddleFingerMom (25,026 posts)

HERE I IS!!!!! MFM update!!!

Last edited Sun Nov 17, 2013, 11:50 PM - Edit history (1)
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Hey!!! I' m poopin'!!!
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Sittin' in the hospital on a big commode bedside -- it raises me up and the puter down to a desk level so that I can type
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Bet THAT's info you could have done without!!!
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I was in really really bad shape. My lung functions were so low that they weren't perfusing my organs, so my brain had a
stupid and my kidneys weren't detoxifying my blood. The doctors WERE scared but figured it out and can now put me on
a positive regimen. So I have a new BADDER-assed attitude.
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With my new 'tude, I have to add a couple of initials to my acronym.
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Your Working Boy,
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T.B.A.F.I.M.F.M. (The Bad-Assed ****ing Immortal MiddleFingeMom)
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(I should be ready and back soon MUAH-HA-HA-HA!!!)
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"Your Working Boy," and here I thought a mom had to be a gal. Serves me right for making assumptions about the freaks at DU.

---Seriously. Do DUmmies have to tell us EVERYTHING?!!
and on top of that, MFM has a decent sized bonfire going.

[Big Dog]

If he keeps crapping, some other Obama-loving fool will come along and dig through it, looking for a pony.

[Gina]

I doubt the doctors were shaking in their boots.  And the poor person that uses her mouse unknowningly. 

[landofconfusion80]

I thought MFM was short hand for some "alternative relations"  guess it's all good on the island though

[Traveshamockery]

Oh great, another hospital bill the taxpayers will have to fork over big bucks for. 

 

[franksolich]

Oh great, another hospital bill the taxpayers will have to fork over big bucks for. 

 

Yeah.  The big blob's riding on the disability gravy train even now, a first-class ticket for a reclining chair in the parlor car.

I thought everybody knew this guy, and all about him.

[Traveshamockery]

Yeah.  The big blob's riding on the disability gravy train even now, a first-class ticket for a reclining chair in the parlor car.

I thought everybody knew this guy, and all about him.

A hospital stay must be the ultimate for DUmmies.  A warm bed, someone bringing them food and wiping their asses for them. 

[BannedFromDU]

A hospital stay must be the ultimate for DUmmies.  A warm bed, someone bringing them food and wiping their asses for them. 

     Holy. Freaking. Poop. I think you cracked the code. Seriously. ^5.

[Wineslob]

Damn good drugs..................has to be.

[obumazombie]

Yeah.  The big blob's riding on the disability gravy train even now, a first-class ticket for a reclining chair in the parlor car.

I thought everybody knew this guy, and all about him.

I didn't, and I could use a primmer.

[Bad Dog]

Thank gia the stank can't be transmitted over the intertubes.

[lastparker]

This is the perfect reason NOT to go into nursing. 

[Dori]

A hospital stay must be the ultimate for DUmmies.  A warm bed, someone bringing them food and wiping their asses for them. 

 

[franksolich]

I didn't, and I could use a primer.

The primitive's a fat old guy, maybe about 60, but due to substantial abuse of his body and brain, looks older and iller than that.  I think he lives in one of the southwestern states, maybe Arizona, but don't quote me on that.

He's in flabby, flaccid, decrepit shape, but it's all his own fault.

I don't know where he came out of, but once he arrived on Skins's island, it was painfully obvious he was attempting to become the franksolich of the lounge there.

<<<tolerates no imitators, especially bad ones.

I dunno if anyone's noticed this, but whenever I've been compelled to quote him, I tamper, leaving a blank space for his name, so he can't find himself here on a search, much as I substitute "  " for another primitive not worthy of the honor of being noticed here.

[Big Dog]

MiddleFingerMom


Hey!!! I' m poopin'!!!

Sittin' in the hospital on a big commode bedside

So the DUmmy who uses his middle finger on his mom is polluting the world with his excrescence, poisoning the atmosphere, and producing nothing but shit- while he simultaneously defecates into a hospital commode.

that I can type half-assed .

Typical DUmmy. Using his ass for an unintended purpose.

[AllosaursRus]

If he keeps crapping, some other Obama-loving fool will come along and dig through it, looking for a pony.

One of 'em will want to dehydrate it and smoke it! Just imagine the drugs bein' ingested and wasted.

[jtyangel]

A hospital stay must be the ultimate for DUmmies.  A warm bed, someone bringing them food and wiping their asses for them.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJUQXkgHM48



 

"Here I am breathing on my own like a sucker" lol

[obumazombie]

The primitive's a fat old guy, maybe about 60, but due to substantial abuse of his body and brain, looks older and iller than that.  I think he lives in one of the southwestern states, maybe Arizona, but don't quote me on that.

He's in flabby, flaccid, decrepit shape, but it's all his own fault.

I don't know where he came out of, but once he arrived on Skins's island, it was painfully obvious he was attempting to become the franksolich of the lounge there.

<<<tolerates no imitators, especially bad ones.

I dunno if anyone's noticed this, but whenever I've been compelled to quote him, I tamper, leaving a blank space for his name, so he can't find himself here on a search, much as I substitute "  " for another primitive not worthy of the honor of being noticed here.

Wow, I meant to say primmer but what I got was above and beyond what I expected. Thanks !

[diesel driver]

Typical DUmmy. Using his ass for an unintended purpose.

Probably why he/she/it couldn't "poop" in the first place.

The "input to output ratio" was off.   

[Purple Sage]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018518106
"Your Working Boy," and here I thought a mom had to be a gal. Serves me right for making assumptions about the freaks at DU.

---Seriously. Do DUmmies have to tell us EVERYTHING?!!
and on top of that, MFM has a decent sized bonfire going.

Good Lord.  Boy?  Mom?  Poop?  This person? is disgusting to the point that I need a shower after reading him? her? it.

[JohnnyReb]

If you ever get a phone call from a DUmmie and you hear "grunt---plonk", hang up.