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I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« on: June 24, 2008, 08:30:54 PM »
What I said above.

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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 08:33:31 PM »
What I said above.

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This is the perfunctory smart-ass response.

But, this is the time to tell her not to use the freaking ghey smilies.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 08:35:20 PM »

This is the perfunctory smart-ass response.

But, this is the time to tell her not to use the freaking ghey smilies.


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Ghey enough for you?  :-)
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 08:35:53 PM »
Hi! Mrs. asdf

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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 08:41:57 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 08:42:51 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:
As long as she doesn't know how to search for certain posters' posts, it should be safe.


So, adsf, don't show her that.  So, you shouldn't let her read this post.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 08:43:29 PM »
You should probably warn her to stay away from the cat.
She'll spend weeks getting the freaking hair off of her clothes.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 08:43:42 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 08:44:59 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

You can trot out the Cold Fusion formula at your leisure.  Same with that cancer cure.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 08:54:28 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 08:56:38 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

You can trot out the Cold Fusion formula at your leisure.  Same with that cancer cure.


But just think of all those endorphins released when we are busting a gut. :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 08:57:27 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


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You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 09:03:40 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


 :evillaugh:

You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL

You, too.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 09:05:05 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


 :evillaugh:

You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL

I told him my name and he asked ... is that German?  :thatsright:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 09:06:07 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


 :evillaugh:

You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL

I told him my name and he asked ... is that German?  :thatsright:

And you answered "no, that's French, like everything else I do..."  ?

;)
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2008, 09:08:18 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2008, 09:08:52 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


 :evillaugh:

You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL

I told him my name and he asked ... is that German?  :thatsright:

And you answered "no, that's French, like everything else I do..."  ?

;)

sacre bleu!  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2008, 09:09:59 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:


 :evillaugh:

You'll need to stop using your pic for your avatar.  LOL

I told him my name and he asked ... is that German?  :thatsright:


Silly men.  :rofl:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2008, 09:11:29 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)

And he's mod of the short bus no less.   :lmao:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2008, 09:12:08 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)
Or a very stupid one ;)
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)

And he's mod of the short bus no less.   :lmao:


Indeed!  :rofl:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2008, 09:21:51 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)

And he's mod of the short bus no less.   :lmao:


Indeed!  :rofl:

I hope she starts talking, I bet she would be a lot of fun if she were any thing like asdf.
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2008, 09:22:40 PM »
You're a brave man, asdf!  :-)
Or a very stupid one ;)


Do we have anything to hide on this board?  :naughty:
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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2008, 09:23:18 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:

You probably told him you are Lord Undies.  

That way he'd think you are a smart, upstanding, moral, decent, wonderful  :innocent: instead of...well...you know.  


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Re: I'm showing my wife how a message board works...
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2008, 09:24:00 PM »
Are you sure you want to show her how this message board works?  :evillaugh:

If I could only go back in time. ....just think of the things I "could" have accomplished.  :lmao:

I was gonna say....   :uhsure:

I almost died, the other night my husband asked me who I was on this board..... do you suppose he'll join and find out what I am up to here?   :evillaugh:

You probably told him you are Lord Undies.  That way he'd think you are a smart, upstanding, moral, decent, wonderful  :innocent: instead of...well...you know


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