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Offline ChuckJ

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Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« on: November 17, 2013, 02:29:36 PM »
I think I may be reading too much CC. At lunch today I found myself automatically going into DU mode during a discussion about the NFL.

I had mentioned to my wife that the Ravens-Bears game had been delayed by bad weather and that a tornado had touched down somewhere in Illinois. She said that she didn’t know that Illinois had tornados to which, without even thinking, I replied, “They didn’t until Bush was president and ruined the environment now there are tornados everywhere.”

Needless to say, she gave me that look that only wives can give.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 02:41:16 PM »
"Tomatoes, honey...honest, I meant 'Tomatoes.'"

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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2013, 03:00:41 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 17, 2013, 02:29:36 PM
I think I may be reading too much CC. At lunch today I found myself automatically going into DU mode during a discussion about the NFL.

I had mentioned to my wife that the Ravens-Bears game had been delayed by bad weather and that a tornado had touched down somewhere in Illinois. She said that she didn’t know that Illinois had tornados to which, without even thinking, I replied, “They didn’t until Bush was president and ruined the environment now there are tornados everywhere.”

Needless to say, she gave me that look that only wives can give.

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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2013, 03:10:29 PM »
You forgot to mention that 0bama is trying to fix it so we have no bad weather but them evil repukes keep stopping him because he's black.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 03:30:04 PM »
I know husbands and the DU mode...mine does it constantly...
he just loves to see how pissed off I can get before he stops.

He also loves to put NPR radio on  and it drives me nuts listening to it.
He is one of the most conservative men I have ever met but sure can play the part of a DUmmie when called for.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2013, 03:47:24 PM »
It's Bush's fault she looked at you that way. If only she had free access to taxpayer funded birth control, then she would have found your joke funny.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2013, 04:11:47 PM »
If the idiots on CNN said it was because of glow-ball warming, thousands of DUmmies would be up in arms, despite the fact there have been tornadoes recorded in every month of the year, and F4 and F5 tornadoes have been recorded in IL in DECEMBER.

Bottom line, DUmbasses, it happens.  Deal.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2013, 04:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 17, 2013, 03:10:29 PM
You forgot to mention that 0bama is trying to fix it so we have no bad weather but them evil repukes keep stopping him because he's black.
If it wasn't for the wascally wepublicans owebuma would have already caused the oceans to recede. He would have calmed the raging waters.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 05:17:58 PM »
 :cheersmate:
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 09:55:08 PM »
In 1988, before we moved here, a tornado destroyed dozens of houses in our red state hell neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

Now we have sirens and warnings and shutdowns any time there is a dark cloud in the sky.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 10:04:09 PM »
I broke wind.






Twice.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 10:32:44 PM »
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2013, 10:34:38 PM »
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2013, 10:35:54 PM »
Ride like it...



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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2013, 10:55:26 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 17, 2013, 10:35:54 PM
Ride like it...

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Y'all stay right there,OK?
I'm lookin' fer the claw-hammer.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2013, 12:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Skul on November 17, 2013, 10:55:26 PM
Y'all stay right there,OK?
I'm lookin' fer the claw-hammer.
It is like Ohio Players' platforms, Angel's Flight Bells, wide collar paisley shirts with puffed sleeves and purple brimmed hats. 

And the Christopher Cross Grammy awards that one year.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2013, 02:25:41 AM »
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Tornadoes In The Fall Were Not Even A Remote Thought In Illinois Where I Grew Up.
   
When I grew up in central Illinois in the 1950's we had a lot of tornado like weather in the spring. And we had summer storms that were severe electrical storms. But tornado weather was usually over by June. And there was never never any thoughts of tornado weather after September.

Something has obviously changed with the latest weather in the Midwest today. As a matter of fact I do not remember winter tornadoes anywhere in the US in the depth of winter. And I was a weather watcher and even kept my own log books because I wanted to be a meteorologist. And I watched the weather every night.

If this activity is not due to warming I do not know what is. How denial can still be so common is just amazing.

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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2013, 04:12:06 AM »
Quote from: Linda on November 17, 2013, 03:30:04 PM
I know husbands and the DU mode...mine does it constantly...
he just loves to see how pissed off I can get before he stops.

He also loves to put NPR radio on  and it drives me nuts listening to it.
He is one of the most conservative men I have ever met but sure can play the part of a DUmmie when called for.

Well, my husband is a Democrat (yeah, yeah, I know), but even he'll ask what the DUmmies are ragging on about and shake his head in disbelief.  If he thinks they're loons, they're even loonier.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2013, 06:00:21 AM »
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2013, 06:10:27 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 18, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
So in my jest I was actually correct.  :-)

Or...

...you're Bob Mestas.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2013, 06:15:34 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 18, 2013, 06:10:27 AM
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2013, 08:44:08 AM »
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Tornadoes In The Fall Were Not Even A Remote Thought In Illinois Where I Grew Up.
   
When I grew up in central Illinois in the 1950's we had a lot of tornado like weather in the spring. And we had summer storms that were severe electrical storms. But tornado weather was usually over by June. And there was never never any thoughts of tornado weather after September.

Something has obviously changed with the latest weather in the Midwest today. As a matter of fact I do not remember winter tornadoes anywhere in the US in the depth of winter. And I was a weather watcher and even kept my own log books because I wanted to be a meteorologist. And I watched the weather every night.

If this activity is not due to warming I do not know what is. How denial can still be so common is just amazing.

Obama promised that the seas would stop rising, and the planet would heal. But TMN didn't read the whole bill. On page 41,836 it clearly states that there will be fees and penalties based on voting records.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2013, 09:07:21 AM »
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Tornadoes In The Fall Were Not Even A Remote Thought In Illinois Where I Grew Up.
   
When I grew up in central Illinois in the 1950's we had a lot of tornado like weather in the spring. And we had summer storms that were severe electrical storms. But tornado weather was usually over by June. And there was never never any thoughts of tornado weather after September.

Something has obviously changed with the latest weather in the Midwest today. As a matter of fact I do not remember winter tornadoes anywhere in the US in the depth of winter. And I was a weather watcher and even kept my own log books because I wanted to be a meteorologist. And I watched the weather every night.

If this activity is not due to warming I do not know what is. How denial can still be so common is just amazing.

I think it is all the windmills sucking the energy out of the planet's natural wind patterns. I have just as much real proof of that as do the AGW people. In fact, I have more because I have not fudged any numbers. I just don't have them but i haven't lied.... misspoke...ahh unkept promised.
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2013, 10:52:28 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on November 17, 2013, 10:32:44 PM


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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2013, 05:54:23 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 18, 2013, 06:10:27 AM
Or...

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