is Dennis the Menace up to something?

[I_B_Perky]

Copying this post in any format print or electronic shall constitute a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact. Copyright 2013 by the author.

Yo Dennis!!!  There is no such word as "unconsented". That makes your cute little attempt at legalese null and void.

From dictionary.com

Moron.

Author's note: Copying this post in any format, be it print, electronic, verbal, or as yet any currently unknown format, is expressly desired by the author. In other words folks... post it all over the internet!!!!!!   

[franksolich]

Den-Den's still got only that one primitive response; I wonder if the warning discourages primitives from commenting.

[Tess Anderson]

That sigline of his isn't showing up to me.

In any event, he's loco - his work is not "copywrited" in any sense of the word, and he's a Canadian citizen.

[franksolich]

That sigline of his isn't showing up to me.

In any event, he's loco - his work is not "copywrited" in any sense of the word, and he's a Canadian citizen.

Ooops ma'am, but I beg to differ.

You're thinking of the locust primitive, who lives in British Columbia.

This is the Den-Den primitive, who lives in an affluent suburb of Detroit.

[ChuckJ]

Ooops ma'am, but I beg to differ.

You're thinking of the locust primitive, who lives in British Columbia.

This is the Den-Den primitive, who lives in an affluent suburb of Detroit.

Detroit still has affluent suburbs? I would have figured that democratic urban policies would have swallowed and destroyed any such suburbs by now.

[Tess Anderson]

Oh, I always get those two confused, sorry. Now I see it:

      
Copying this post in any format print or electronic shall constitute a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact. Copyright 2013 by the author.

What, Dennis?

   
Copying this post in any format print or electronic shall constitute a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact. Copyright 2013 by the author.

What?

Sat Nov 16, 2013, 11:24 PM
Star Member Denninmi (6,581 posts)

      
Copying this post in any format print or electronic shall constitute a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact. Copyright 2013 by the author.

OMG, did I just commit a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact THREE TIMES???

[franksolich]

Oh, I always get those two confused, sorry. Now I see it:

What, Dennis?

What?
OMG, did I just commit a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact THREE TIMES???

No big deal; the primitives are easy to get mixed up.

Which reminds me.  The nominating thread for the top DUmmies of 2013 will be posted exactly 168 hours from now (but nominations can't be made for another 72 hours after that).

If one's in doubt about the identity of a primitive, feel free on the nominating thread to inquire.

[Freeper]

I seem to recall some DUmmy long ago started to put a copyright date on all his posts, and we being the smart asses we always are, did the same thing at CU.

[miskie]

Hey  Denninmi --

Your stunt is Null & Void.  You post at DU, your posts are for public consumption. Here is the relevent passage from DU's privacy terms. http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=privacy

The Democratic Underground Site may include features, such as discussion forums, blog comment forms and related tools, that allow users to publicly share information about themselves. Any information a user discloses in these areas is publicly available on the Internet. Such information may be read, archived, collected, or used by other Internet users, including automated services such as search engines. Democratic Underground is not responsible for personally identifiable information you choose to publicly disclose, and urges users to exercise caution when disclosing information that may be personal in nature.

[Chris_]

Unless this fool is submitting each individual post to the Copyright Office (along with the appropriate filing fee), that silly notice doesn't do a damn thing.  Also, editing a copyrighted work and not following up with a new copyright application (with the appropriate fee) renders the original copyright invalid in relation to the newly edited work.

But I think most of you overlooked the more significant part of his statement, that copying his posts constitutes uninvited contact, "harassment" and/or "stalking".

Both are bullshit and deserve to be mocked liberally.

[GOBUCKS]

Detroit still has affluent suburbs? I would have figured that democratic urban policies would have swallowed and destroyed any such suburbs by now.

Detroit has suburbs every bit as affluent as the swankiest enclaves around Los Angeles.

Not just big money, huge money.

Crazy Dennis is an addled paralegal, not an upper class Detroiter.

Like nearly all white Detroiters, he lives in a place nice enough to exclude 0bamaites, but he could never live in one of the better Detroit burbs.

_{Any use of the pictures, descriptions, or accounts of this post without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited.}

[Big Dog]

Dennis is manic because Doug The Walrus appears to have pulled ahead for DOTY, so Dennis the Manic did something stupid to regain lost ground.

If we were talking about DUmmy stock car racing, I would say Dennis just downshifted and pulled to the right to try and pass.

ETA: Any use of the individual words in this post shall constitute a violation of the Mann Act, and will be reported to the World Court for actionableness.

[dutch508]

Hey  Denninmi --

Your stunt is Null & Void.  You post at DU, your posts are for public consumption. Here is the relevent passage from DU's privacy terms. http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=privacy

Why do you confuse them with facts. DU is not a fact based society.

[miskie]

Why do you confuse them with facts. DU is not a fact based society.

You are correct. Sometimes I forget that not everyone on the internet have fully functioning brains. -Ones capable of separating fact from fiction, and reality from fantasy. I suppose there will soon be a gaggle of Teenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers banging on my door compliments of Denninmi.  

[Big Dog]

You are correct. Sometimes I forget that not everyone on the internet have fully functioning brains. -Ones capable of separating fact from fiction, and reality from fantasy. I suppose there will soon be a gaggle of Teenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers banging on my door compliments of Denninmi.  

Litigators on the half shell!

[Skul]

I seem to recall some DUmmy long ago started to put a copyright date on all his posts, and we being the smart asses we always are, did the same thing at CU.

I seem to recall seeing that. 
It was classic.

[I_B_Perky]

I seem to recall some DUmmy long ago started to put a copyright date on all his posts, and we being the smart asses we always are, did the same thing at CU.

Was that the fool that had made some lame cartoons?

[Skul]

Was that the fool that had made some lame cartoons?

Not to be confused with the speech-balloon artist.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Was that the fool that had made some lame cartoons?

Fat Che's Little BrotherSugeneris. Or something like that.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I seem to recall some DUmmy long ago started to put a copyright date on all his posts, and we being the smart asses we always are, did the same thing at CU.

Actionable! Wait for ninja lawyers!!!

[I_B_Perky]

Fat Che's Little BrotherSugeneris. Or something like that.

That is the one I was thinking of.  Thanks Ralph!

[Skul]

OMG, did I just commit a separate noncontinuous act of unconsented contact THREE TIMES???

Yes you did. Will you respect me in the morning?