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LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« on: November 17, 2013, 12:26:34 AM »
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My name is Tavernier
     
Just so there isn't any misunderstanding. I live in Tavernier, Florida, in the Keys and am of the female persuasion.

Thought I'd better clear this up in light of Taverner's "demise" since we have been confused with each other in the past.

 


Tell me Taverner isn't this damn DUmb. Tell me there is some legitimacy to this. That this is actually a huge coincidence, and this "Tavernier" is actually another member. I'm almost at the point of pissing myself here from the sheer retardation if this is Tav. *which I suspect heavily it is.*

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1. Welcome back to DU!

Sorry to hear that you got PPRed earlier. 

 :lmao:

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3. Obvious sock puppet

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Should have done more than change one letter, Taverner 

 :rotf:

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Star Member seabeyond (88,649 posts)

5. i go big t and little t to remember the difference. nt

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Feminazi bitch is unintentionally funny. Because people can't change one letter just to fool idiots like you, seabeyond....

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13. To my knowledge I'm still here
 
No boot in the butt yet by the admin, although I was sorry to hear of Taverner's troubles. I had to wonder if he didn't go off the edge a bit as I remember reading last week that he had a death in the family.

Yup, weather is fantastic this time of the year in the Keys, but the trade off is bumper to bumper traffic. Ah well...

Obvious Taverner is obvious.

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21. Ha! Didn't fool me. I grew up in Floridier & know there is such a place as Taverner.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Taverner, you are the biggest  :loser: I have ever known online in my history of being. You're unintentionally hilarious though, so I give you a smidgeon of credit.

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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 12:32:21 AM »
Entirely different primitive, but still funny.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2013, 12:35:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 17, 2013, 12:32:21 AM
Entirely different primitive, but still funny.

Really?! Damn.... I was hoping he was this stupid. Just hoping.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2013, 05:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 17, 2013, 12:32:21 AM
Entirely different primitive, but still funny.

Yeah.

This isn't the late Taverner primitive's sockpuppet; she's been around for a while.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 07:03:48 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 17, 2013, 05:47:52 AM
Yeah.

This isn't the late Taverner primitive's sockpuppet; she's been around for a while.
Ya, I've seen her around, too.  Well before the tavernturd primitive was served lunch.
I'm just a little surprised that she'd just now "introduce" herself.
Maybe she just wants to stir the pot a little.  Did a good job.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2013, 07:41:44 AM »
I doubt that Tav and tav are the same person. The posting style is completely different. I dont think that Tav has enough brain cells left to create an effective mole or sock account.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2013, 08:30:25 AM »
Quote from: miskie on November 17, 2013, 07:41:44 AM
I doubt that Tav and tav are the same person. The posting style is completely different. I dont think that Tav has enough brain cells left to create an effective mole or sock account.

We all know he doesn't have the willpower to remain sober/straight enough for long enough to pull this off.   :rotf:
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2013, 08:41:52 AM »
So, one lives in The Keys and the other lives in a tavern.....and the traffic in the keys does get rather heavy this time of year. Christmas thru Easter is the worst.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 09:40:39 AM »
It's a good thing my mole's name at the DUmp is not Traveshamockery.  Those imbeciles could confuse my mole with Taverner. 

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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 10:02:03 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on November 17, 2013, 09:40:39 AM
It's a good thing my mole's name at the DUmp is not Traveshamockery.  Those imbeciles could confuse my mole with Taverner. 

 :whatever:

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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 03:17:08 PM »
I've seen her before, she never posted anything that stood out though. The only thing I remember is her name bring similar to the heroin addict's name.
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 04:39:33 PM »
One of my moles? You decide.  :whistling:
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Re: LMAO!! "Tavernier Here." Hahahahaha!!
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 07:01:47 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on November 17, 2013, 08:30:25 AM
We all know he doesn't have the willpower to remain sober/straight enough for long enough to pull this off.   :rotf:

Well, we surely know that he can't stay sober long enough to record anything that remotely sounds musical . . . :whistling:
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