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LocoNuts primitive thinks about applying for a job in a pot shop
« on: November 16, 2013, 08:13:42 PM »
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Star Member Locut0s (4,228 posts) Sat Nov 16, 2013, 07:18 PM

What would a job interview for a teller position at a head shop be like?
There is a head shop a few stores down from a restaurant we frequent and it occurred to me the other day that the job interview for getting a job there must be rather strange. About the only job at which admitting to doing drugs is MORE likely to get you the job. What kind of questions would they ask you? I suppose when it comes down to it they are looking for much the same as many other places, someone down to earth and agreeable who makes the customers want to buy. But they would want someone knowledgeable about their drug paraphernalia too.

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nomorenomore08 (6,201 posts) Sat Nov 16, 2013, 08:10 PM
1. Are you, or have you ever been, a marijuana smoker?

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Star Member Locut0s (4,228 posts) Sat Nov 16, 2013, 08:31 PM
4. Lol, no actually I never have, why?...

Odd considering I live in a pot crazy city and have nothing against it. The real reason I haven't is I've never socialised enough to be in a position to try it.

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zbdent (35,216 posts) Sat Nov 16, 2013, 09:04 PM
6. Not sure, but I bet the interviewer would look at his or her desk afterward and wonder

what happened to all the candy that was in the (just-filled) jar on the desk ...



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JohnRogan (1 post)[ Sat Nov 16, 2013, 08:23 PM
2. Oh man that would be so far out!

there are plenty of folks waiting in line for that job I am sure, do you have to take a drug test I wonder?
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Re: LocoNuts primitive thinks about applying for a job in a pot shop
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2013, 08:20:37 PM »
Yep. That is one hell of a career path. Start out at a pot shop selling drugs. I bet the next regular job interviewer would have a field day with that.

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Re: LocoNuts primitive thinks about applying for a job in a pot shop
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2013, 08:24:44 PM »
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Me, if I owned a pot shop or a candy store I would want workers knowledgeable about the product but not users.     Cuts down on worker theft if the worker has no reason to steal.

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Re: LocoNuts primitive thinks about applying for a job in a pot shop
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2013, 08:35:45 PM »
About the only job I can imagine that Locut0s would have the aptitude and suitability for would be a towel boy at a brothel.  It wouldn't require too much intelligence and they wouldn't have to worry about a eunuch like him pestering the ladies.
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Re: LocoNuts primitive thinks about applying for a job in a pot shop
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 02:00:50 AM »
About the only job I can imagine that Locut0s would have the aptitude and suitability for would be a towel boy at a brothel.  It wouldn't require too much intelligence and they wouldn't have to worry about a eunuch like him pestering the ladies.

I was thinking fuzz tucker at a sleazy strip joint.