If gays didn't have to pay taxes....

[Freeper]

Star Member yurbud (32,311 posts)

If gays didn't have to pay taxes....

would all Republicans suddenly become gay?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024044472

All the democrats would. Hell if there was a law that said all republicans get taxed at a low rate and democrats get taxed at a much higher "progressive" rate, every democrat would register as a Republican. Wee Willie didn't want to pay his fair share so he moved away from Boston, so that shows democrats aren't serious about paying their fair share, they want the other guy to do it.

Chan790 (15,535 posts)
3. Considering my two GOPper friends in college...

who pretended to be a gay couple so they could move into a LGBT group-house (It's a long story but basically you couldn't live there if you're straight. It's was an off-campus group-house of and for LGBT students at CUA.) and share a bedroom because the rent was really low and the house was beautiful?

I'd say the average GOP anti-tax loon would at-least fake it for a while to attempt to avoid taxes.

So tell me why isn't it discrimination if you put a "No straights need apply" sign on the door? They must be heterophobes.

yes I know the story is a bouncy and DUmmies lie, I know someone will say it.  

Come to think of it, that would be a violation of fair housing laws, the law says you can not discriminate against sexual orientation, there was no footnote saying that there is an exception for gay people not renting to straights.

[vesta111]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024044472

All the democrats would. Hell if there was a law that said all republicans get taxed at a low rate and democrats get taxed at a much higher "progressive" rate, every democrat would register as a Republican. Wee Willie didn't want to pay his fair share so he moved away from Boston, so that shows democrats aren't serious about paying their fair share, they want the other guy to do it.

So tell me why isn't it discrimination if you put a "No straights need apply" sign on the door? They must be heterophobes.

yes I know the story is a bouncy and DUmmies lie, I know someone will say it.  

Come to think of it, that would be a violation of fair housing laws, the law says you can not discriminate against sexual orientation, there was no footnote saying that there is an exception for gay people not renting to straights.

Ah ha, people will do as Hagar the Horrible did and find a way to not pay taxes.

Landlords will find a way to  keep out the unwanted with the No Pets, No Smoking, or no visitors at a boarding house.  It is legal to build a senior community so those pesky children will not become a nuances.     

If gays had to pay no taxes my uncle would be shaving his legs and wearing my Aunties under ware.  A whole new society of heterosexual's living in the closet.

 

[Freeper]

What's under ware?

[Mr Mannn]

What's under ware?

Its the NSA spychip in your boxers. NSA originally put them there to detect straights in gay only housing.
But now the NSA has placed them in all underwear to spy on everyone. The lobbyists marketed the program to Obama as Under-Ware-That's-Fun-to-Wear.

[I_B_Perky]

What's under ware?

 

I was wondering that myself. First thing I thought was some kind of 'puter virus that lives in your skivvies.

[vesta111]

Its the NSA spychip in your boxers. NSA originally put them there to detect straights in gay only housing.
But now the NSA has placed them in all underwear to spy on everyone. The lobbyists marketed the program to Obama as Under-Ware-That's-Fun-to-Wear.

So that is why Obama wears woman's under garments.  When Moo found woman's underpants under the seat of the car before he ran for president.   No wonder he has that scowl on his face, he needs to buy larger thongs, darn the ones too small are like having a constant wedgie all day.

Explains why Obama when playing golf has these interesting body movements.-----He should do as the hood rats do in the white Southern towns, don't wear any skivvies at all, darn then everyone looks like a plumber.

[FlaGator]

Chan790 (15,535 posts)
3. Considering my two GOPper friends in college...

who pretended to be a gay couple so they could move into a LGBT group-house (It's a long story but basically you couldn't live there if you're straight. It's was an off-campus group-house of and for LGBT students at CUA.) and share a bedroom because the rent was really low and the house was beautiful?

I'd say the average GOP anti-tax loon would at-least fake it for a while to attempt to avoid taxes.

This guy seems to have confused real life with the TV show Bosom Buddies.

[Freeper]

So that is why Obama wears woman's under garments.  When Moo found woman's underpants under the seat of the car before he ran for president.   No wonder he has that scowl on his face, he needs to buy larger thongs, darn the ones too small are like having a constant wedgie all day.

Explains why Obama when playing golf has these interesting body movements.-----He should do as the hood rats do in the white Southern towns, don't wear any skivvies at all, darn then everyone looks like a plumber.

What's your fascination with Obama's "under ware"?

[Delmar]

Star Member yurbud (32,311 posts)

If gays didn't have to pay taxes....

They would blow the windfall on some gay sex tourist destination like Thailand.

[obumazombie]

Libs love taxes because they don't pay them !

[BattleHymn]

What's under ware?

Something you never wash, if you're a primitive.

[obumazombie]

Something you never wash, if you're a primitive.

owebuma wears it on his head like a muslim turban.

[98ZJUSMC]

Chan790 (15,535 posts)
3. Considering my two GOPper friends in college...

who pretended to be a gay couple so they could move into a LGBT group-house

The beginnings of a bouncy, of sorts?

This guy seems to have confused real life with the TV show Bosom Buddies.

One wonders.
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