Hey DU! Wanna get back at CC?

[Mr Mannn]

Try making sense for a week.
If you stop saying stoopid stuff then we'll stop laughing at you. Eventually we'll stop moling altogether.
It's really that simple.

OK, here are three easy steps to start all of this and free yourselves from moles mining for quotes.
1) Get Skinner to PPR nadin. She accounts for at least 30% of of quotes reposted here at CC and Free Republic. (and we're only the tip of the iceberg, your quotes are posted all over the net. (Conservatives everywhere, even the great Rush Limbaugh monitors DU for the laughs.)

2) Get rid of the jury system and utilize real moderators. It hasn't worked and puts control of DU in the hands of cliques like the Gay Mafia and the Feminazis.

3) Realize DU is not your friend and cross post on mainstream democrat sites. Heck. Invade and takeover Democrat sites you deem as too corporate. Why limit yourselves to just one place? The smartest people on the web need to spread the gift of intelligence.

Bonus--and you will be on too many sites for us to effectively mine for quotes, we are just tea party types and not smart enough to follow you.

There you have concrete tips to stop conservatives from laughing at you. Hope this helps.

Oh and one last thing: Spell Checker. You have it. Use it!

[franksolich]

Ah, Mr Mannn, that is s-o-o-o-o-o excellent.

And to the primitives lurking here, yes, if you do as he suggests, that's exactly what'll happen--we'll go away.

[Tucker]

I feel bad for you freeper types. A low level drek like myself slips by unnoticed by the primitives.

[hillneck]

It won't work.  When you have primitives like Loconuts, Dennis the menace, and Nads, to name a few, something stupid is going to be written.  The nickname DUmbass is there for a reason.

[NHSparky]

Never happen, guys.  Like Ron White said, they have the right to remain silent, they just don't have the ability.

[vesta111]

Never happen, guys.  Like Ron White said, they have the right to remain silent, they just don't have the ability.

But, But, what about us CC's and the fact that in desperate times we need a good belly laugh.

   Darn it all, we CC"s would have to really have to get very creative with our Moles and after a few weeks DU will have only 3 real libs and the rest will be us trying to mess around with the 3 real libs.   Then we would have to go a hunting for where the libs have sat down outside DU and that may take some time.   

Nads decision to stay low key on DU is a disaster, then the loss of the Primates that got the short shift that gave us some very good entertainment will leave CC's with no one to argue with but ourselves.   

[GOP Congress]

We will see a 10% flat tax, 50 cents a gallon gas, elimination of energy regulations, >95% reduction in food stamps and other benefits, deportion of all illegals, and unicorns that shit skittles before we see the DUmp take the steps to "De-CC" Pitt's Folly.

[I_B_Perky]

It won't work.  When you have primitives like Loconuts, Dennis the menace, and Nads, to name a few, something stupid is going to be written.  The nickname DUmbass is there for a reason.

No shit, Hillneck!  I swear DU is the internet version of the proverbial insane asylum.

How ya doing, BTW?  Well I hope. Ain't seen ya around for a while.

[BlueStateSaint]

We will see a 10% flat tax, 50 cents a gallon gas, elimination of energy regulations, >95% reduction in food stamps and other benefits, deportion of all illegals, and unicorns that shit skittles before we see the DUmp take the steps to "De-CC" Pitt's Folly.

I wouldn't go quite that far, but you've got the right idea.

[98ZJUSMC]

We will see a 10% flat tax, 50 cents a gallon gas, elimination of energy regulations, >95% reduction in food stamps and other benefits, deportion of all illegals, and unicorns that shit skittles before we see the DUmp take the steps to "De-CC" Pitt's Folly.

Damn.  I was getting really excited there for a second.