Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up! (New DUFU)

[Charles Henrickson]

New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

[zeitgeist]

Great read.  Po' Wee Willie runs through DU_town, up stairs, down stairs, in Raven's night gown.   

[Traveshamockery]

Will Pitt says:

Our Monthly premium went up 42%. We were paying $ 1057.53 per month in 2013. We will now be paying $ 1503.19 per month, or an extra $ 5,347.92 per year. Our deductible has more than doubled. We had a complete deductible of $ 6000.00 last year. Our NEW DEDUCTIBLE IS $ 12,700.00 an increase of 111%. Our total out of pocket to be insured AND ACTUALLY USE the plan is now: $12, 047.92 MORE THAN LAST YEAR! for less coverage.

Boo freaking hoo, Will Pitt.  Bush isn't looking so bad, is he? 

[Freeper]

Will Pitt says:



Boo freaking hoo, Will Pitt.  Bush isn't looking so bad, is he?

He needs to shut up and pay his fair share.

[Charles Henrickson]

Will Pitt says:

Our Monthly premium went up 42%. We were paying $ 1057.53 per month in 2013. We will now be paying $ 1503.19 per month, or an extra $ 5,347.92 per year. Our deductible has more than doubled. We had a complete deductible of $ 6000.00 last year. Our NEW DEDUCTIBLE IS $ 12,700.00 an increase of 111%. Our total out of pocket to be insured AND ACTUALLY USE the plan is now: $12, 047.92 MORE THAN LAST YEAR! for less coverage.

 

That wasn't Pitt who said that. That was DUmmie covadcalifornia (only 33 posts, thus possible LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!).

[Mr Mannn]

They knew some policies were going to get cancelled because they did not meet the ACA standards, but are acting like this is all coming as a big shock. Blindsided by their own legislation? For real? Unreal.

3000 pages, and no one read it. is it any wonder rats are blindsided by their own legislation?
Pelosi said, "We'll have to pass it to see what's in it." and now rats are running scared.

When the facts came out with Hillarycare, the public rejected it before it ever got a chance to be voted on.
So this time the rats kept everything secret. 3 years later, the facts are coming out, and the public is rejecting it. The GOP won't have done a thing to deserve it, but they will sweep the 14 elections as the public reacts in shock to what the democrats have in store for them.

Blindsided by their own legislation. You pegged it, Will.

[Traveshamockery]

 


That wasn't Pitt who said that. That was DUmmie covadcalifornia (only 33 posts, thus possible LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!).

Oh, I must have misread that.  Or maybe I misinterpreted it.  Or maybe if I liked that paragraph, I could have kept that paragraph, period. 

 

[Purple Sage]

That thread was delightful.  Reality hitting DUmmies smack dab in the face.

[Chris_]

Our Monthly premium went up 42%. We were paying $ 1057.53 per month in 2013. We will now be paying $ 1503.19 per month, or an extra $ 5,347.92 per year. Our deductible has more than doubled. We had a complete deductible of $ 6000.00 last year. Our NEW DEDUCTIBLE IS $ 12,700.00 an increase of 111%. Our total out of pocket to be insured AND ACTUALLY USE the plan is now: $12, 047.92 MORE THAN LAST YEAR! for less coverage.

When Bush was President, you used to be able to deduct your medical costs if they were more than 7-1/2% of your AGI.  Is that still the rule, or did Barry repeal that one as well?

Also, your tax-free contributions to your HSA is exactly HALF of what it was under Dubya.  How's that for "affordable"?

[Charles Henrickson]

Pitt looks like he's trying out for the role of Tevye:



If I were a rich man
Idle evil idle evil evil idle evil bum
All day long I wouldn't pay a crumb
If I were a wealthy man

Wouldn't have to work hard
Wait a minute, that is what I'm doing even idle DUmb
I'm just such a not-so-busy bum
Living off my wealthy parents' fund

[obumazombie]

^Maybe we can get Babs to reprise her role to act alongside Pitt ?

[Dori]

When Bush was President, you used to be able to deduct your medical costs if they were more than 7-1/2% of your AGI.  Is that still the rule, or did Barry repeal that one as well?

He upped it to 10% of AGI

[Chris_]

He upped it to 10% of AGI

Oh, how nice of him.

[zeitgeist]

Pitt looks like he's trying out for the role of Tevye:



If I were a rich man
Idle evil idle evil evil idle evil bum
All day long I wouldn't pay a crumb
If I were a wealthy man

Wouldn't have to work hard
Wait a minute, that is what I'm doing even idle DUmb
I'm just such a not-so-busy bum
Living off my wealthy parents' fund

Well to be honest, he has a bit of a cross eyed look going in that one which says "I just got wacked really hard in the scrotum" or  "pull my finger".

Now in the one below the come hither look makes one wonder if he isn't hearing a little 'banjo music" with the rustic cabin and all. 



I bet he was cute as a bug's ear in his Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, you suppose Raven went all knickers and ring curls with him??  Or do you think she dressed him more like the dandy "Blue Boy" ?



 

It would explain a lot about his bisexual tendencies I guess.

[NHSparky]

Zeit--as I said before, would it be so hard to move the NH/MA border out west just a few miles north and let MA have Rindge back?

[GOBUCKS]

Our Monthly premium went up 42%. We were paying $ 1057.53 per month in 2013. We will now be paying $ 1503.19 per month, or an extra $ 5,347.92 per year. Our deductible has more than doubled. We had a complete deductible of $ 6000.00 last year. Our NEW DEDUCTIBLE IS $ 12,700.00 an increase of 111%. Our total out of pocket to be insured AND ACTUALLY USE the plan is now: $12, 047.92 MORE THAN LAST YEAR! for less coverage.

Another lie from the drunken Pitt. He won't pay a dime. He's unemployable and hasn't earned a dime in years.

DUmmy Raven has to pay his bills and living expenses, every dollar including healthcare.

She already forced him to move to Rindge to avoid the exorbitant cost of living in Boston, and that was before the healthcare calamity struck.

2014 could be a tough year for the Pitt clan. The shiftless alcoholic has really put Jane in a difficult position. 

He'll probably be on New Hampshire food stamps, but luckily he has a generous store of fat to draw from.

Maybe he can put an appeal for gin money on WackaDU.

[Dori]

Another lie from the drunken Pitt. He won't pay a dime. He's unemployable and hasn't earned a dime in years.

DUmmy Raven has to pay his bills and living expenses, every dollar including healthcare.

She already forced him to move to Rindge to avoid the exorbitant cost of living in Boston, and that was before the healthcare calamity struck.

2014 could be a tough year for the Pitt clan. The shiftless alcoholic has really put Jane in a difficult position. 

He'll probably be on New Hampshire food stamps, but luckily he has a generous store of fat to draw from.

Maybe he can put an appeal for gin money on WackaDU.

Doesn't he have a baby?

[landofconfusion80]

Doesn't he have a baby?

Guess it's possible, those bi tendencies would explain that way. Invetro is very popular these days.

[GOBUCKS]

Doesn't he have a baby?

Yes. He and his tattooed bride have a daughter.

DUmmy Raven pays every penny of their living expenses. Her drunken son hasn't held a job since being blackballed from substitute teaching.

[Charles Henrickson]

Another lie from the drunken Pitt.

As I mentioned upthread, that wasn't Pitt who wrote that about all the increased insurance costs. That was DUmmie covadcalifornia (33 posts).

[Charles Henrickson]

Doesn't he have a baby?

Yes, and it looks like he's expecting again:

[Charles Henrickson]

I just posted a DUFU sub-thread about Wee Willie's Big Move:

High Hypocrite Pitt has abandoned his prog obligation to pay higher taxes in order to help the less fortunate. White Willie cares not one whit for those living in urban squalor and for those children's education. Pitt did the "white flight" thing out of town. He left Boston and Taxachusetts behind, and he fled to the homogenous safety and lower taxes of the lily-white woods of New Hampshire. Also, now he is closer to Mumsy, Mother Pitt, aka DUmmie Raven.

So he loaded up the truck and moved to . . . New Hampshire . . . back in August. Pitt commented recently on his escape to New Hampshire from higher taxes-and-costs Boston:

I spent the better part of forty years living in various parts of Boston, hemorrhaging money out of every pocket and every pore because living in Boston is like losing the lottery, every day, a little at a time. It costs fifty bucks just to walk out the front door in that town. It's my favorite place in the world, don't misunderstand me - if, in the fullness of time, I find myself living on Neptune, I will reply, when asked where I'm from, "Go Red Sox" - but gadzooks, is it pricey.

So I got married, and then my daughter came along, and all of a sudden, spending a massive pile each month between rent, utilities, food, gas and the occasional new shirt seemed excessive after baby expenses were added to the mix. Long story short: it was time to go. After a flurry of packing and a caravan of friends with large trucks, we found ourselves in a wonderful house at the far end of five miles of dirt road, embraced by New Hampshire forest that seems to have no end.

Coward! Hypocrite! Racist! Have you no compassion for the poor? You have abandoned the city!

BTW, Bukowski's had a big farewell shindig for William Liver Spot back in August. Since his departure, amazingly, they have not declared bankruptcy.
 

[Traveshamockery]

Yes, and it looks like he's expecting again:

 

[Traveshamockery]

I just posted a DUFU sub-thread about Wee Willie's Big Move:

High Hypocrite Pitt has abandoned his prog obligation to pay higher taxes in order to help the less fortunate. White Willie cares not one whit for those living in urban squalor and for those children's education. Pitt did the "white flight" thing out of town. He left Boston and Taxachusetts behind, and he fled to the homogenous safety and lower taxes of the lily-white woods of New Hampshire. Also, now he is closer to Mumsy, Mother Pitt, aka DUmmie Raven.

So he loaded up the truck and moved to . . . New Hampshire . . . back in August. Pitt commented recently on his escape to New Hampshire from higher taxes-and-costs Boston:

I spent the better part of forty years living in various parts of Boston, hemorrhaging money out of every pocket and every pore because living in Boston is like losing the lottery, every day, a little at a time. It costs fifty bucks just to walk out the front door in that town. It's my favorite place in the world, don't misunderstand me - if, in the fullness of time, I find myself living on Neptune, I will reply, when asked where I'm from, "Go Red Sox" - but gadzooks, is it pricey.

So I got married, and then my daughter came along, and all of a sudden, spending a massive pile each month between rent, utilities, food, gas and the occasional new shirt seemed excessive after baby expenses were added to the mix. Long story short: it was time to go. After a flurry of packing and a caravan of friends with large trucks, we found ourselves in a wonderful house at the far end of five miles of dirt road, embraced by New Hampshire forest that seems to have no end.

Coward! Hypocrite! Racist! Have you no compassion for the poor? You have abandoned the city!

BTW, Bukowski's had a big farewell shindig for William Liver Spot back in August. Since his departure, amazingly, they have not declared bankruptcy.
 

Maybe he's neighbors with Vesta and Sparky. 

[Freeper]

I just posted a DUFU sub-thread about Wee Willie's Big Move:

High Hypocrite Pitt has abandoned his prog obligation to pay higher taxes in order to help the less fortunate. White Willie cares not one whit for those living in urban squalor and for those children's education. Pitt did the "white flight" thing out of town. He left Boston and Taxachusetts behind, and he fled to the homogenous safety and lower taxes of the lily-white woods of New Hampshire. Also, now he is closer to Mumsy, Mother Pitt, aka DUmmie Raven.

So he loaded up the truck and moved to . . . New Hampshire . . . back in August. Pitt commented recently on his escape to New Hampshire from higher taxes-and-costs Boston:

I spent the better part of forty years living in various parts of Boston, hemorrhaging money out of every pocket and every pore because living in Boston is like losing the lottery, every day, a little at a time. It costs fifty bucks just to walk out the front door in that town. It's my favorite place in the world, don't misunderstand me - if, in the fullness of time, I find myself living on Neptune, I will reply, when asked where I'm from, "Go Red Sox" - but gadzooks, is it pricey.

So I got married, and then my daughter came along, and all of a sudden, spending a massive pile each month between rent, utilities, food, gas and the occasional new shirt seemed excessive after baby expenses were added to the mix. Long story short: it was time to go. After a flurry of packing and a caravan of friends with large trucks, we found ourselves in a wonderful house at the far end of five miles of dirt road, embraced by New Hampshire forest that seems to have no end.

Coward! Hypocrite! Racist! Have you no compassion for the poor? You have abandoned the city!

BTW, Bukowski's had a big farewell shindig for William Liver Spot back in August. Since his departure, amazingly, they have not declared bankruptcy.

They never seem to want to pay their fair share.