primitives discuss guests for primitive dinner party

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018516009

Oh my.

loli phabay (4,262 posts)    Thu Nov 14, 2013, 11:31 AM

okay, your having a dinner party, list your guests from the du world and reasons

Seabeyond: shes classy even if i disagree with her
Boston bean: ditto
Opiate: hes a good guy
Dreamer tatum: can i say sarcastic
Zappaman: ditto
Violet crumble: every party needs an ozzie
Diotlicitan: they can bring ie smuggle some danish salami for me
Dispsydoodle: momster munch, pickled onion of course
Msanthrope: clever conversation

What say you.

Several primitives have responded, but they're reluctant to name other primitives they'd invite.

franksolich's list:

the sparkling old dude
Wild Bill, the hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer's hippyhubby
the cbayer primitive

[JakeStyle]

Seabeyond is the only DUmmy my mole has on ignore, I can't stand that shrieking bitch.  The absolute last thing she has is class.

[BannedFromDU]

     This, despite being a clear attempt to preempt the DOTY awards, requires some input from our camp.

     Were I to have a dinner party of DUmmies, I would serve a sumptuous feast, knowing full well that I would be reimbursed by the producers of Dinner for Schmucks 2. I would invite:

     Cali - to test for earwigs
     Judi Lynn - to stare at the feast, shaking her head over how many Central Americans it would feed
     Taverner - after burying any and all prescription drugs, cough medicine, and mouthwash in the backyard
     TheMastersNemesis - because every party needs a braying lunatic: "This Roast Beef Makes Me Regret Being Here At This Dinner Party"
     Whatever Hollis is Calling Himself  - after being hosed off in the driveway; I'd need a raconteur
     ProSense - because I think it'd be fun to see how she refers to herself when she can't post a link to herself.
     Lady Freedom Returns - after being hosed off in the driveway and without a bag to take home leftovers
     kpete - she can see what someone else has put on their plate, then choose that plus one cherry tomato.
     William769/Fat Che's Little Brother/DonRedwood - I list them together because I suspect they'd, um, become one, if you know what I mean. Take it to the backyard, boys.
     Dreamer Tatum - And would ask that lad to sit next to me.
     malaise - to sit in another room and pontificate about how awful the adjoining room is.
     CalPeg - after dinner entertainment to soothe my aching seed.


    

    

[Chris_]

malaise - to sit in another room and pontificate about how awful the adjoining room is.

[BannedFromDU]

     Thank god someone got it.

[GOBUCKS]

I'd rather starve.

[franksolich]

I'd rather starve.

I would too, excepting for the three primitives I've named.

The sparkling old due's a racounteur; I'll bet he's brim-full of racy, ribald stories, and I'll bet I could get them out of him, if we ever met in real life.