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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« on: November 13, 2013, 03:37:38 PM »
After posting this "gem" last night:

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I need some DU love…I'm trapped with my FOX NEWS parents...


I love my mom and step-dad. They're basically wonderful people; step-pop works REALLY hard, taught me a lot, is giving me my seed money for my business, and aside from the fact that mom buys cheaper candy to give to the messicans that Trick or Treat in her neighborhood they are very sweet people. They live in a weird TeaParty neighborhood in the SouthBay of Los Angeles. Here, even the Union-member teachers are conservative Republicans.

I stopped by their house on the way home to NY on a business trip (at Mumsy's insistence). Fox has been on in their house 24/7. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN THE HOUSE. We go shopping, they have Fox on at home and listen to Hannity and his ilk on satellite radio in the car.

I've heard SO MUCH BULLSHIT in the past 72 hours that I want to cry. 99% of what they've been talking about is what a disaster Obamacare is and how Bill Clinton has "rejected" Obama and the Dems went to the President today and demanded that he recall the law and "make things right". I've heard about how climate change is bullshit, how Obama hates America etc. etc. Every time I try and debate them, I get shot down with the dismissive "you drank the KoolAid".

I know they're full of poo, but I just need a reality check. I mean, I know I am nuts! but am I REALLY NUTS? Please DU pals, just give me a nugget or two of good progressive news! An anecdote about how stupid the TeaBallers are. ANYTHING!!!!

Help me feel (relatively) sane again? Please???

We get yet another....

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Cool! Stephanie Miller is on my flight home!


She was right behind me and I turned around and there she was and it said "holy cow! Stephanie Miller! I adore you!" She was super cool, asked my name and shook my hand and I said "wait till i
tell the gang at Democratic Underground" to which she laughed heartily!

See the universe always gives and takes. Tortured by Fox News for a couple of days, then I get to meet one of my heros face to face!


:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 03:42:20 PM »
Yeah, I bet she laughed. ::)
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 03:43:40 PM »
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I mean, I know I am nuts! but am I REALLY NUTS?

YES! A million times YES!

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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 03:45:19 PM »
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I need some DU love…I'm trapped with my FOX NEWS parents...


I love my mom and step-dad. They're basically wonderful people; step-pop works REALLY hard, taught me a lot, is giving me my seed money for my business,

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I know they're full of poo, but I just need a reality check. I mean, I know I am nuts! but am I REALLY NUTS? Please DU pals, just give me a nugget or two of good progressive news! An anecdote about how stupid the my TeaBaller parents are. <--This is what you meant ANYTHING!!!!

Hmm, they're the stupid ones, yet they, the established hard-workers, are having to give your stupid ass seed money for a business only to have you talk shit about them. If you're so ****ing smart, figure it out for yourself, DUmbass.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 03:47:38 PM »
Either Stephanie Miller flies coach or this bitch is wasting her Daddy's hard earned money on 1st class tickets.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 03:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 13, 2013, 03:42:20 PM
Yeah, I bet she laughed. ::)

Oh wow.

I had to nadin "Stephanie Miller," to find out who she is; I figured she was some Hollywood celebrity.

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Miller was born in Washington, D.C. and grew up on Willow Street in Lockport, New York. She is the daughter of Stephanie and former U.S. Representative William E. Miller, who was Barry Goldwater's running mate in the 1964 presidential election and a Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

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Miller is often referred to on the show as 'Mama' (or 'Jiggles').....

^^^I don't see a full-body picture of her; does she have big jugs or something?

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Miller has never been married, though she has jokingly compiled a long list of "future husbands," most notably Keith Olbermann......

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On August 13, 2010 Miller announced on her radio show that she is a lesbian and credited country singer Chely Wright with helping her in coming out.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 03:49:53 PM »
I love how the tee vee is on 24/7 maybe they are trying to brainwash the dog and cat while they sleep or are away.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 03:52:03 PM »
Who the heck is Stephanie Miller?
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 03:53:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 13, 2013, 03:49:28 PM
Oh wow.

I had to nadin "Stephanie Miller," to find out who she is; I figured she was some Hollywood celebrity.

^^^I don't see a full-body picture of her; does she have big jugs or something?


Before she became marginally famous as a leftist talk-show host, she was a comedienne.  I always thought she was kinda hot, maybe not so much anymore.

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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 03:53:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 13, 2013, 03:49:28 PM
Oh wow.

I had to nadin "Stephanie Miller," to find out who she is; I figured she was some Hollywood celebrity.

^^^I don't see a full-body picture of her; does she have big jugs or something?

I love how they think coming out as a lesbian is some courageous act, when in fact being gay will boost your career if you are a moonbat.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2013, 04:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 13, 2013, 03:53:54 PM
I love how they think coming out as a lesbian is some courageous act, when in fact being gay will boost your career if you are a moonbat.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 05:53:13 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 13, 2013, 03:42:20 PM
Yeah, I bet she laughed. ::)

She did laugh, that little laughter of fear when you realize you are face to face with a lunatic.

Quote from: Freeper on November 13, 2013, 03:49:53 PM
I love how the tee vee is on 24/7 maybe they are trying to brainwash the dog and cat while they sleep or are away.

We leave our TV tuned to a country music video channel for our dog.  Came home once and caught her doing the two step.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 06:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 13, 2013, 03:52:03 PM
Who the heck is Stephanie Miller?

She is like 1 of 4 liberal radio talk show hosts that actually get any airtime.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2013, 06:25:15 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on November 13, 2013, 06:09:03 PM
She is like 1 of 4 liberal radio talk show hosts that actually get any airtime.

It was a question to mock the DUmmies.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2013, 11:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on November 13, 2013, 06:09:03 PM
She is like 1 of 4 liberal radio talk show hosts that actually get any airtime.
Randi Rhodes is getting cancelled...


No lib replies to my post on my other forum...

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As for the Stephanie Miller airplane bouncy, it doesn't work without bushes.
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Re: Dorkzilla gives us two bouncies for the price of none
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2013, 12:53:01 AM »
I have no idea who this Steph Miller is.
Obviously not someone that matters. Meh.  :yawn:
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