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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2013, 04:13:51 PM »
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In other news, Pam Dawson's house sleeps fifty, Hollis Wright is the second most decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy, and numbersBoo was the hero of Hamburger Hill.

Yeah.

Dollars pledged by primitives aren't the same thing as dollars actually gotten.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2013, 06:17:02 PM »
It's time to start thanking people who aren't constantly in need.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2013, 08:00:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 15, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
The wish-for-a-dupe update as of early Friday afternoon:

the tree-hugger has 16 donors for $820; the goal's $2000.

the atomic cat has 32 donors for $1500; the goal's $1500.

Fat Che's little brother has 3 donors for $90; the goal's $900.

Ol' stew has 3 donors for $135; the goal's $1000.

In addition to DOTY, there should be at least 2 other DU awards...
Best wish-a-doo scam request (on it's own merits)
Best wish-a-do by amount collected
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2013, 06:11:25 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 15, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
The wish-for-a-dupe update as of early Friday afternoon:

the tree-hugger has 16 donors for $820; the goal's $2000.

the atomic cat has 32 donors for $1500; the goal's $1500.

Fat Che's little brother has 3 donors for $90; the goal's $900.

Ol' stew has 3 donors for $135; the goal's $1000.

As of Saturday morning, the situation's the same excepting that the tree-hugger is up to $835.

The primitives don't seem to be as caring, as compassionate, as charitable, on weekends.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2013, 06:17:30 AM »
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**Help A DUer: World Kindness Day 2013 Edition** (please K&R -- that's an act of kindness!!!)
To a progressive/socialist, kindness flows from the govt, not from them. They worship the govt from which all good things flow.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2013, 06:45:10 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 15, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
Fat Che's little brother has 3 donors for $90; the goal's $900.

Fat Che's little brother would make more money following the Tucson Tart's business model. He had better get busy scouting out plasma centers with large Mexican and Indian clientele.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2013, 01:24:14 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 16, 2013, 06:45:10 AM
Fat Che's little brother would make more money following the Tucson Tart's business model. He had better get busy scouting out plasma centers with large Mexican and Indian clientele.
What kind of Indian ?
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2013, 01:26:38 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 16, 2013, 01:24:14 PM
What kind of Indian ?

The kind with long flowing hair and ripped abs.  Like Doug.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2013, 06:42:17 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 16, 2013, 01:24:14 PM
What kind of Indian ?

The kind that likes having his dick sucked behind a Dumpster.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2013, 06:43:19 AM »
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The kind with long flowing hair and ripped abs.  Like Doug.

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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2013, 02:03:10 PM »
Sunday afternoon update:

the tree-hugger's now got $1010 from 19 dupes, up 3 donors and $190, the goal's $2000

the atomic kitten's still at $1500 from 32 donors, but probably that request has been "closed," since its goal was met

Fat Che's little brother still faces a cold, cold winter, as it's still at $90 from 3 donors, no change, and the goal's $900

Ol' stew's still looking hunger in the face, as it's still at $135 from 3 donors, no change, the goal's $1000, and his time's about up.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2013, 06:28:16 PM »
Tuesday evening update:

the tree-hugger's now got $1010 $1180 from 19 22 dupes, the goal's $2000

the atomic kitten's still at $1500 from 32 donors, but probably that request has been "closed," since its goal was met--it looks as if since the goal's been met, the appeal's been closed

Fat Che's little brother still faces a cold, cold winter, as it's still at $90 $240 from 3 5 donors, and the goal's $900

Ol' stew's still looking hunger in the face, as it's still at $135 from 3 donors, no change, the goal's $1000, and his time's about up--in fact now, Ol' Stew has less than 23 hours left
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« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2013, 06:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on November 13, 2013, 02:38:45 PM
No word from Amber.  I figure she pawned her laptop to pay for her new boyfriend's meth.

No word from Amber.  I figure she pawned her laptop to pay for her new boyfriend's meth fire water.


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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2013, 02:04:13 PM »
Well, the primitives have locked up their purse-strings.

As of Tuesday mid-afternoon, no change, and Ol' stew's got just three hours left before his plea retires.

<<<wonders what Ol' stew's gonna do now.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2013, 02:32:52 PM »
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<<<wonders what Ol' stew's gonna do now.



He could sell that website of his.  That would bring him a dollar closer to his goal.    :rotf:
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2013, 02:56:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 20, 2013, 02:04:13 PM

<<<wonders what Ol' stew's gonna do now.

What about Fat Che's little brother?

Shitcanned at the DUmp, house foreclosed, no heat, no hot water for a "family" of two fat homos.

Not many people have made as bad a mess of their lives as Fat Che's little fat homo brother Pab.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2013, 02:58:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 20, 2013, 02:56:36 PM
What about Fat Che's little brother?

Shitcanned at the DUmp, house foreclosed, no heat, no hot water for a "family" of two fat homos.

Not many people have made as bad a mess of their lives as Fat Che's little fat homo brother Pab.

He's still got time; a couple of weeks or something before his plea is retired.

Ol' stew's got less than two hours now.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2013, 04:07:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 20, 2013, 02:58:25 PM
He's still got time; a couple of weeks or something before his plea is retired.

Ol' stew's got less than two hours now.
How do you tell when each panhandling attempt expires?

Anyway, temps in the low 20s coming up in New Jersey the next few days.

Pab and his "husband" will have to cuddle up for warmth, I guess.

How many times can a pipe freeze and thaw before it splits?

Without the bad reviews from a bunch of pricks, his Amazon book sales would be through the roof, and the house would be warm and toasty.

Strange that the "husband" doesn't contribute to the household expense. Probably spends all his time down at the interstate rest stop.

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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2013, 04:29:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 20, 2013, 04:07:41 PM
How do you tell when each panhandling attempt expires?

It says so, right side of screen.



Poor ol' stew doesn't have much time.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2013, 04:41:45 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 16, 2013, 01:24:14 PM
What kind of Indian ?

Feather, not Dot.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2013, 04:42:07 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 20, 2013, 04:29:37 PM
It says so, right side of screen.

Poor ol' stew doesn't have much time.

I just know somebody is going to jump in at the last minute and save stewie.  I'm sending a picture of my hands or, actually one hand or, actually one finger extended.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2013, 04:56:18 PM »
Not seeing it. Maybe my browser.

Anyway, I like ol' stew's photo:



Utilities must already be off.
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2013, 09:42:21 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on November 20, 2013, 04:41:45 PM
Feather, not Dot.

Ahhh.

I'm torn between that and...

Hey, where did you get that ?
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2013, 06:02:48 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 20, 2013, 09:42:21 PM
Ahhh.

I'm torn between that and...

Hey, where did you get that ?

I actually got it from an Indian (dot, not feather) girl I worked with at Walmart. 

As a side note, her last name was Patel, and I asked her how common the surname "Patel" was in India.  She said it's fairly common, like "Smith" is here.

I replied, "So, that means there's like 500 million of them." 

"Yeah, sounds about right."   :rotf:
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Re: not all going well in wish-a-dupeland
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2013, 11:03:28 AM »
^Ahhh.
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