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An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« on: November 10, 2013, 10:22:31 PM »
When things look bad, you can always find a silver lining by visiting the DUmp's loony bin.

Nothing brightens the day like reading about suffering DUmmies!

For the DUmpmonkeys, everything is always bad, and getting worse:
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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:08 PM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
 
~The Official Some Days Are Just So Hard~ thread


ITT = hard day? hard night? kick this thread with an explanation in the subject line..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1151399#post1


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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:56 PM
ret5hd (10,296 posts)
1. i have a cold, a cut finger, and my coffee martinis were insulted here on du...

but you know what? my life is better than probably 6.5 billion people (or more) on this little rock, so i'm good. thnx.


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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:05 PM
Star Member mzteris (16,081 posts)
2. I don't know if you think you're being funny

or not, but this is the Mental Health Support Thread. . . some of us have REALLY bad days.... and we don't need the jokes.


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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:54 PM
Star Member Neoma (9,474 posts)
4. Well, I'm at the lower end the emotional graph.

I recently started exercising an hour each day... And so far, it just makes me tired... Which shuts down my emotional control/barrier what-have-you. Since I seem to be more vulnerable when I'm tired for some reason.

Tired, tired, tired. There's more to it than just being sleepy. Tired of life, tired of learning about horrible things, tired of repetitiveness and the inevitability of it.

Alcohol. DUmmy Neoma really needs to start drinking a great deal of alcohol.


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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:17 AM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes

couple of nights with no sleep and a big ******* mess with my husband.
DUmmy fizzgig recently got pissed off and shaved her head.


You may remember DUmmy mdmc as the nutbag who ran for council in some little burg up in New York. His electoral success was in the same range as the Bellevue big guy's:
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Sat Jan 28, 2012, 09:04 PM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
8. We have to put our cat Bella down tomorrow
 
so these days have been bad for me..
things had been going so well...sigh.


More sunshine from DUmmy smashed asshole:
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Mon Jan 30, 2012, 01:43 PM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
9. today is an especially hard day

i hit absolute empty the other night. i feel estranged from the two people i love most, one by distance and the other by anger. i have plenty of people who love and support me, but i can't have the two that i need, and that makes it all the worse because all i do is beat myself up for being selfish and needy.

the emotional and mental pain is starting to manifest itself physically and i'm losing my appetite.

i haven't been able to stop crying the last few days and all that accomplishes is pissing off my husband. i feel so tired and alone right now.
DUmmy fizzgig is another DUmmy who could benefit from huge amounts of liquor.


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Mon Jan 30, 2012, 03:52 PM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
11. a walk would be wonderful since the weather is so nice

i've aggravated the ankle i broke several years ago and can't manage much more than a ginger lurch shuffle, but i am going to bear the pain to go get signed up with a new doc.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.


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Thu Feb 9, 2012, 08:05 PM
Star Member Neoma (9,474 posts)
18. I am drained.

I am a wrung out rag shoved under a mattress full of dynamite. I have cringed out so much that my teeth have grown together so that my voice and appetite would run out of the room in fright. I am so lethargic, my brain can't remember what lethargic means...


The proud shoplifter chimes in:
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Thu Feb 9, 2012, 10:41 PM
Odin2005 (48,255 posts)
20. The loud narcissistic asshole in the apartment under me makes me...

...want to strangle him. Every time his music is loud I have murder fantasies.


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Mon Mar 12, 2012, 06:56 AM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
28. ..
 
little sleep, sick girlfriend, work.. Listen to me bitch..


You may recall that poor, stupid Beth claimed to be an expert on mental illness, claiming that husband Doug was a lunatic.
This post was prior to her meltdown and flameout.
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Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:25 PM
EFerrari (163,986 posts)
29. Too much unrestful sleep.

Listen to me chime in.


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Sat Jun 23, 2012, 08:07 PM
otherone (484 posts)
36. I've had the worst anxiety of my life this week

I threw a house party today and have been worried sick about it.. now it is over, but today was one hard day.


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Sun Jun 24, 2012, 12:35 AM
Star Member mopinko (40,142 posts)
37. i would love to have parties.

but i just don't have the strength for it. too much drama, too much work.
good for you for pulling it off.

Some days are just so hard.

And all this misery doesn't even include Dennis the Menace or LocoNuts!
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2013, 10:36:44 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
And all this misery doesn't even include Dennis the Manace or LocoNuts!
Liberalism.  Ain't it grand?
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 11:12:23 PM »
I'd feel some pity for them if they were willing to actually do something to help themselves, but they don't and if their shrink tells them they have to work to get better they quit seeing him. So they post at DU where no one will give them any good advice, they just pat each other on the back and say if only all the repukes would die off then they would be cured.

Amber is a great example of how uncaring and stupid they all are, any sane person would have told her to grow the hell up, do her job and be grateful her sisters were helping her, but no they encouraged her stupid ass to get on the bus so she could live her dream of homeless shelters and food stamps, a dream she says that us sane people are to scared to chase. No wonder these people are so screwed up, yet somehow they think they can run our lives for us.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2013, 11:35:05 PM »
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Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:05 PM
Star Member mzteris (16,081 posts)
2. I don't know if you think you're being funny

or not, but this is the Mental Health Support Thread. . . some of us have REALLY bad days.... and we don't need the jokes.

Yes, because misery, ugly, warped, frustrated and LIbEral needs even more miserable company.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2013, 12:29:47 AM »
Some of these posts are begging to be paired with a Garfield Minus Garfield cartoon.  Its like they were made for each other.  It's almost too easy.

The fizzgig primitive looks like a bag of smashed assholes after shaving her head, so I am not surprised that it would feel like a bag of them, too.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2013, 06:19:37 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 10, 2013, 11:35:05 PM
Yes, because misery, ugly, warped, frustrated and LIbEral needs even more miserable company.

They couldn't make it to 3 posts without turning on each other. Like a cage full of hemorrhoid-infested baboons with one tube of Preparation H.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2013, 06:22:42 AM »
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Mon Jan 30, 2012, 03:52 PM
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11. a walk would be wonderful since the weather is so nice

i've aggravated the ankle i broke several years ago and can't manage much more than a ginger lurch shuffle, but i am going to bear the pain to go get signed up with a new doc.

The Ginger Lurch Shuffle. Is that a dance for clumsy redheads?
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2013, 06:24:05 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on November 11, 2013, 12:29:47 AM
Some of these posts are begging to be paired with a Garfield Minus Garfield cartoon.  Its like they were made for each other.  It's almost too easy.

The fizzgig primitive looks like a bag of smashed assholes after shaving her head, so I am not surprised that it would feel like a bag of them, too.

I wonder if there is a correlation between the head-shaving and the estrangement from her husband. Chicken or egg...
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2013, 06:47:44 AM »
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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:17 AM
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7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes

for the life of me I can't imagine what this feels like  :rotf:
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2013, 06:49:15 AM »
Well, now that was uplifting.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2013, 07:17:35 AM »
It would be so tempting to burn up a mole in there trying to teach them how to end it all.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2013, 07:21:17 AM »
Fizzgig + the two she wants = a threesome.....ain't gonna happen.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2013, 07:45:12 AM »
Great find, GOBUCKS!

Even though this is from nearly two years ago, I recognize two primitives who'll probably be on the ballot for the Top DUmmies of 2013; I dunno if they'll win anything or not, but they'll at least make it to the ballot.

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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2013, 08:22:23 AM »
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7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes
...and you look like one, too.
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Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
Lyrics by....
Willy Nelson? Ray Stevens?
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2013, 09:22:06 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
Nothing brightens the day like reading about suffering DUmmies!

How very true for me as well.  Suffer and die horribly, you nation-ruining asswipes.
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2013, 12:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 11, 2013, 08:22:23 AM
...and you look like one, too.Lyrics by....
Willy Nelson? Ray Stevens?

Grandpa from Hee Haw...
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2013, 01:59:10 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on November 11, 2013, 12:28:41 PM
Grandpa from Hee Haw...
OMG, that's it! That's exactly what was playing in the head.  :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :cheersmate:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2013, 07:35:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 10:22:31 PM

Alcohol. DUmmy Neoma really needs to start drinking a great deal of alcohol.


Listen to GOBUCKS!

He's pre-med.   :rotf:
 
AND, use the cheaper, drug store rubbing alcohol, not the expensive stuff from the liquor store.   :II:
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Re: An Old Thread Of DUmmy Misery
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2013, 04:11:16 AM »
Not very supportive if everyone is just playing "I'm more miserable than you".

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