Doug Bulna, the Jersey Walrus, has been as elusive as good health insurance lately. His fellow Proglodytes don't seem to care, nor even notice, his absence. Of course, we good and decent people have noticed. While Doug Bulna's absence is undoubtedly due to shame at being caught abusing his former employer's good will, and for speaking ill of his coworkers, the fact remains that he is in hiding.
Doug's attempt to live on the Down Low provides us with a great opportunity - to help the wayward walrus find his way home. I am pleased to introduce Where's Walrus, the Internet Game of Hide and Seek.
It's easy to play. Find evidence of Doug's presence, or absence, anywhere in the world, and post it here. Pictures, videos, articles, or any other media are welcome.
The challenge to this game is that we couldn't find a red and white sweater and tocque that would fit him, so he will he more difficult to spot than Waldo.
So, say it with me:
"Where's Walrus?"
