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William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« on: November 08, 2013, 03:07:50 PM »
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HEY BIRTHER DICKHEADS


Would you like me to forward this onto the Pulitzer committee or did you already take care of that?

To be fair, MOST of us on the right don't buy into the birther B.S.  Never have, never will.  We prefer to object to the Obumber policies, not some crazy notion that he was born in Kenya.

Often times, we or I just joke about it...kinda like you clowns joke about 9/11 or Kennedy conspiracy theories or the "BFEE".
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 03:22:03 PM »
Who gives a ****?
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 03:31:37 PM »
Who gives a ****?
I don't either.
Must be the chicken-wire-cinder-block crowd.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 03:33:47 PM »
     So...you've attempted to prove that he was born in the United States by proving that the country some people think he was born in wasn't called the same thing when he was supposedly born there.

     I see.

     Unless, of course, DUmmies are under the impression that a place didn't exist at all until it was named? Like, Kenya was a black hole (no pun intended) until someone named it Kenya?

     I guess I'm lost on what the point is here?
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 03:36:11 PM »

     DUmmy: "Say, Jamshed, where were you born?"

     Jamshed: "Bombay."

     DUmmy: "Where's that?"

     Jamshed: "In India."

     DUmmy: "There's no place on my map called Bombay in India! LIAR!!!!!111!!!1!"
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 03:38:44 PM »
     DUmmy: "Say, Jamshed, where were you born?"

     Jamshed: "Bombay."

     DUmmy: "Where's that?"

     Jamshed: "In India."

     DUmmy: "There's no place on my map called Bombay in India! LIAR!!!!!111!!!1!"

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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 03:46:17 PM »
Can't wait to see who is called birthers if Cruz runs...
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 04:39:34 PM »
More likely it was a post created by a pilsner...
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 04:44:23 PM »
More likely it was a post created by a pilsner...
Not even worthy of a pilsner prize.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 04:44:36 PM »
More likely it was a post created by a pilsner...

Pitt acknowledges that he is more of an Irish Whiskey guy.  Although I bet he would drink anything, including paint thinner.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 04:44:56 PM »
More likely it was a post created by a pilsner...

And...

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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 04:49:55 PM »
Pitt wants a pull-it-sir surprise.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 04:53:54 PM »
Pitt acknowledges that he is more of an Irish Whiskey guy.  Although I bet he would drink anything, including paint thinner.

HAS drunk paint thinner and rubbing alcohol. I bet those glasses are Coke Bottles.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 08:56:45 PM »
Pitt wants a pull-it-sir surprise.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2013, 09:44:56 PM »
Pitt wants a pull-it-sir surprise.

wonder if some other DUmmie told him the Kenya birthcertificate was a prank pulled by one of their own?

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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2013, 10:15:03 PM »
Hillary started the whole birther movement.
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Re: William Rivers Pitt - Another post worthy of a Pulitzer
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2013, 10:25:22 PM »
Hillary started the whole birther movement.

so she gave birth to the birther movement...
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