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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« on: November 05, 2013, 03:35:45 PM »
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So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..


Few people.. I had originally thought I entered the wrong voting center - thinking it was that churchy place by the park where I live, so I asked if I could vote in here - they all say "YES!" - and so I proceeded with my voting - ID was checked (my driver's license was accepted), and they asked me the appropriate questions for verification, so I answered them. They asked me if I wanted to vote by machine or by paper. I said paper! There were three machines looking so lonely in its dark corner.... looked evil..... but I voted.

There. All done. Took me all of 5 minutes. Why can't each voting center be like that in the United States.

No conversion or really a bouncy.  Couldn't resist because of the "So..." that started the thread.  But that's damn near the same experience I've had voting, even in last year's Presidential election.  9-10 minutes and I was done.  Spent more time voting for judges than I did to park and walk into the church.

Why other states can't emulate mine is beyond me.
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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2013, 04:47:30 PM »
They said "yes", because the town where he lives is so small, there is only one polling station.
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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 02:14:45 AM »
Before I vote, I always hide in the bushes. I covertly search for fellow bush dwellers while I'm hiding.
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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 06:39:25 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 06, 2013, 02:14:45 AM
Before I vote, I always hide in the bushes. I covertly search for fellow bush dwellers while I'm hiding.
Did you meet any cops?  :???:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 06:49:55 AM »
The DUmmie OP is a mole. Everyone knows how impossible it is to get a valid ID in the first place let alone trying to get it out of a wallet or purse when asked to show one.
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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 07:01:15 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on November 06, 2013, 06:49:55 AM
The DUmmie OP is a mole. Everyone knows how impossible it is to get a valid ID in the first place let alone trying to get it out of a wallet or purse when asked to show one.

Surprised the  DUmmy didn't have to force his way through a phalanx of riot police and German Shepherds*, blocking the door to the rec center. That is one of my favorite parts of the voting adventure!


*Note to lurking DUmmies: "German Shepherds" are a breed of dogs. I wasn't talking about people from Germany who herd sheep.
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Re: So I decided to vote today at a local rec center..
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2013, 02:45:52 PM »
I did not know that some places allow you to choose whether to use a paper ballot or a machine.

Of course, this was written by a DUmmy, so....
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