WilliamPitt (55,665 posts)
embraced by New Hampshire forest that seems to have no end.
Get out of my state, you prick. Go back to The People's Democratic Republic of Massachusetts with your sniveling leftist cronies, and vote yourselves more tax increases.
I'm sorry--your screed reeks of Jeremiah Johnsonesque pretentiousness. A city boy like you has no clue about being self sufficient--despite your misguided, virulent anti-gun stance, I strongly suggest you purchase a shotgun.
If a black bear pays a visit to your back deck and peers inside your slider you won't have time to call the police, you ****ing sissy. You'll need that twelve gauge to protect your newborn or that bear will eat her like a cocktail weenie. Amazing to think how pro-gun you'll suddenly become.