
"One day, you boys, there will be a glorious machine that allows people from very far apart to trade ideas, thoughts, experiences, and information. People
will be able to study, learn, and interact from the comfort of their homes. Commerce will become simpler. People will become more creative. It will be what
I like to think of as a global village."
"Wow, Grandpa! That sounds so exciting I can hardly wait for it! What else will this magical technology allow us to do?"
"Well, in addition to all of that, grown men can also act like pathetic faggots and beg for money from strangers, rather than strap on a pair and go look for work."