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Offline Aristotelian

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DUmmy worried about drug test...
« on: October 26, 2013, 08:14:38 AM »
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After near 3 years of unemployment..............

I have a job, if I pass the drug test (always worried about my prescription for vicodin). Will start Tuesday, driving seniors to various places. Pay $8.75 an hour and no benefits. Last job I had the pay was over $50,000 per year. I can't find anything, I get no interviews for anything even half of what I once made.

I don't qualify for Medicaid, but I did qualify today for food stamps, $200 a month retroactive to October 5. Well with a bit of help from Mom I will be able to pay the mortgage and few other bills, until the money comes in regularly. I will also have to start paying back my student loan. That payment will be based upon my income, so that won't be too bad.

Let's just hope the drug test is okay.

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I'm sure it's the vicodin that you're worried about...really I am...
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2013, 08:20:42 AM »
I want to know the primitive paid the "mortgage" for three years?  And mrmpa is just now getting food stamps after three years.

And if the primitive has a real prescription then there is nothing to worry about, but I am sure there is more to it since none of this little story makes sense.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2013, 08:27:24 AM »
Aren't most primitives worried about the "piss test".
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2013, 09:22:57 AM »
After three years of unemployment?

I thought that after January 20, 2009, that wasn't going to happen any more.

The primitives promised us it wouldn't.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2013, 09:38:29 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 09:22:57 AM
After three years of unemployment?

I thought that after January 20, 2009, that wasn't going to happen any more.

The primitives promised us it wouldn't.

Have the leftists ever made good on a promise?
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2013, 09:42:39 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 09:22:57 AM
After three years of unemployment?

I thought that after January 20, 2009, that wasn't going to happen any more.

The primitives promised us it wouldn't.

There was even a graph -- produced by Nancy Pelosi's office, no less -- that showed how job loss rates plummeted after Obama's Ascension.


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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2013, 09:44:05 AM »
Quote from: No! on October 26, 2013, 09:38:29 AM
Have the leftists ever made good on a promise?

Actually yes. The Empty Suit in the White House promised us change and he has delivered....to the extreme detriment of America.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 09:48:24 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on October 26, 2013, 09:44:05 AM
Actually yes. The Empty Suit in the White House promised us change and he has delivered....to the extreme detriment of America.

Huh...yeah you got me there.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2013, 09:53:38 AM »
Mr MPA spilled the beans when he brought "Mom" into the story.

Think about it. if he used to make $50k a year he would have moved Heaven and Earth to replace that income. 3 years of unemployment would never have been an issue.

No. Mr MPA lives with his Mom. He never had a mortgage. He never had a $50k good life.
That he settles for an $8.75 an hour job means his "Mom" is kicking his lazy ass out.

I hope you're reading this Mr MPA. I'm calling you out...as a LIAR.
If you weren't doing drugs there would be nothing to worry about. Big Baby.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2013, 10:02:56 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 09:22:57 AM
After three years of unemployment?

I thought that after January 20, 2009, that wasn't going to happen any more.

The primitives promised us it wouldn't.

Beat me to it Coach!

I'm sure that having the job (probably getting it) under Bush and then two years in to King Barky The Incompetent's reign of economic doom losing it is you know.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH's fault.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2013, 01:14:43 PM »
What we have here is another Loconuts.  He already knows he ain't going to get the job and will use the "unfair" drug test to mask his complete failure.  The sad thing is that his DUmmie friends will reinforce his delusion and Mom is still stuck with her parasite.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2013, 01:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
What we have here is another Loconuts.  He already knows he ain't going to get the job and will use the "unfair" drug test to mask his complete failure.  The sad thing is that his DUmmie friends will reinforce his delusion and Mom is still stuck with her parasite.


     How pathetic is your life when you're staring down minimum wage, but only if the drug test doesn't detect all the shit you put in your body?

     And these are the people who presume to tell us how to live.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2013, 04:22:45 PM »
Every drug test I have taken they have asked if I was on any prescription drugs, so I would guess they will ask him. I don't know if you have to prove that you have a prescription or not so maybe he's afraid they will ask for proof and he has none.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2013, 04:30:17 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 04:22:45 PM
Every drug test I have taken they have asked if I was on any prescription drugs

"Define prescription."

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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2013, 04:45:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 26, 2013, 09:53:38 AM
Mr MPA spilled the beans when he brought "Mom" into the story.

Think about it. if he used to make $50k a year he would have moved Heaven and Earth to replace that income. 3 years of unemployment would never have been an issue.

No. Mr MPA lives with his Mom. He never had a mortgage. He never had a $50k good life.
That he settles for an $8.75 an hour job means his "Mom" is kicking his lazy ass out.

I hope you're reading this Mr MPA. I'm calling you out...as a LIAR.
If you weren't doing drugs there would be nothing to worry about. Big Baby.

I bet he made $50,000 a year dealing drugs before he got busted and went to prison for 3 years.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2013, 04:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
What we have here is another Loconuts.  He already knows he ain't going to get the job and will use the "unfair" drug test to mask his complete failure.  The sad thing is that his DUmmie friends will reinforce his delusion and Mom is still stuck with her parasite.

I don't know, Lady Freedoom Returns sent out some good vibes. I would think that would counter any negatives on a drug test.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2013, 07:56:41 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 01:18:49 PM

     How pathetic is your life when you're staring down minimum wage, but only if the drug test doesn't detect all the shit you put in your body?

And if you beat the drug test, you have to spend your minimum wage to pay down student loans.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2013, 08:33:37 PM »
He shouldn't be driving anything if he's on vicodin...regardless of what it's for.



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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2013, 08:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 26, 2013, 08:33:37 PM
He shouldn't be driving anything if he's on vicodin...regardless of what it's for.

I would guess he takes so much that a single dose that he takes would kill a normal man.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2013, 03:47:34 AM »
Quote from: Dori on October 26, 2013, 08:33:37 PM
He shouldn't be driving anything if he's on vicodin...regardless of what it's for.

People do all the time. As long as it's not to the point of impairment.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2013, 03:48:19 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 08:37:18 PM
I would guess he takes so much that a single dose that he takes would kill a normal man.


 :lmao:

The acetaminophen would kill him first, at least his liver.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2013, 03:52:49 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 04:22:45 PM
Every drug test I have taken they have asked if I was on any prescription drugs, so I would guess they will ask him. I don't know if you have to prove that you have a prescription or not so maybe he's afraid they will ask for proof and he has none.

The last couple UAs that I had the person collecting the sample did not ask me. But I do get phone calls from the screening company's doctor asking me what pharmacy I use so they can call and verify that I have an Rx for the hydrocodone and diazepam that show up.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2013, 09:18:46 AM »
It's not that hard to pass a drug/pee/STD test.  Don't put anything where it doesn't belong - in yourself or anyone else.

Some time back one of the daughters was scheduled for surgery, and asked me if I would be a 'stand-by' donor in the event she needed blood, because, she said "I know yours will be safe and clean."

It's that easy, DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2013, 09:34:03 PM »
So he is going to be driving seniors around while he's stoned! WTG druggie!
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Re: DUmmy worried about drug test...
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2013, 09:40:30 PM »
Quote from: dane on October 27, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
It's not that hard to pass a drug/pee/STD test.  Don't put anything where it doesn't belong - in yourself or anyone else.

Some time back one of the daughters was scheduled for surgery, and asked me if I would be a 'stand-by' donor in the event she needed blood, because, she said "I know yours will be safe and clean."

It's that easy, DUmmies.

That should be on the wall of HR departments.  Or those occupational testing outfits.
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