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Offline Big Dog

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How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« on: October 24, 2013, 06:43:29 AM »
I don't know, but I do know how many DUmmies it takes to screw in a bus station restroom.





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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 07:07:31 AM »
If it is a male and a female using the missionary position with the male on top....three....somebody has to pick the lazy ass up and drop him on the female multiple times real fast.
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 07:15:26 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2013, 07:07:31 AM
If it is a male and a female using the missionary position with the male on top....three....somebody has to pick the lay ass up and drop him on the female multiple times real fast.

King Hussein would call that a shovel-ready job.
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 07:16:03 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2013, 07:07:31 AM
If it is a male and a female using the missionary position with the male on top....three....somebody has to pick the lay ass up and drop him on the female multiple times real fast.

That "somebody" had damn well better be in MOPP-4 . . . :o
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 07:17:21 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 24, 2013, 07:15:26 AM
King Hussein would call that a shovel-ready job.

Yeah, free housing, welfare, foodstamps, free healthcare, free phones, now they expect us to their F***ing for them.
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 07:21:15 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2013, 07:17:21 AM
Yeah, free housing, welfare, foodstamps, free healthcare, free phones, now they expect us to their F***ing for them.
They have been ****ing us for years over the freebies so they figure "why not?".
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 10:36:19 AM »
Trick question. Dummys don't screw in light bulbs they push them in bulb end first.
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Re: How many DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 24, 2013, 07:15:26 AM
King Hussein would call that a shovel-ready job.


Obamacare is shovel ready.

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