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Offline Traveshamockery

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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2013, 08:03:16 PM »
Quote from: miskie on October 23, 2013, 06:00:31 PM
Wow. Just, wow.

COBOL is a programming language. It isn't designed for(and frankly, is incapable of) feeding data to a browser, such as the scripting language HTML. This is akin to comparing the ozone layer to a walnut. - The only thing these two have in common is they originate on earth. What COBOL and HTML5 have in common is they both run on computers.

Now, it is 'possible' to indirectly display COBOL output on a browser - via a java dumb terminal applet, but it's the applet doing the work, not the browser itself.   


So I guess we can't add computer programming expert to her resume. 
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2013, 08:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 08:03:16 PM

So I guess we can't add computer programming expert to her resume. 

Whoa! Her resume includes the things where she has claimed to have expertise, in a most offensively condescending manner.

If it includes only things where she actually is an expert it will be a blank page, unless we list malaprops, misspellings, and language mangling.

If we argue over her resume, it could become a huge kerfunkle, maybe even fist to cuffs.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2013, 08:42:39 PM »
GNads is walking the plonk again.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2013, 08:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 23, 2013, 01:13:42 PM
So do you think it's deliberate to bankrupt the insurance industry and have the government take it over?

Why wouldn't that surprise me. 

It's sure to wind up in the Supreme Court again.

That's what I believe and have believed since day one.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2013, 08:51:29 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 23, 2013, 08:37:54 PM
Whoa! Her resume includes the things where she has claimed to have expertise, in a most offensively condescending manner.

If it includes only things where she actually is an expert it will be a blank page, unless we list malaprops, misspellings, and language mangling.

If we argue over her resume, it could become a huge kerfunkle, maybe even fist to cuffs.


That's it, GoBucks!  You have now crossed the Rubicon, suffice to say.  Let's duke it out with our riffles. 
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2013, 08:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 08:51:29 PM

That's it, GoBucks!  You have now crossed the Rubicon, suffice to say.  Let's duke it out with our riffles. 
Riffles across a nine-meter-deep drift of hailstones in Mexico City.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2013, 09:03:43 PM »
I like working on stuff that when you hit a brick wall and it seems that it just can't be fixed....the answer is a bigger hammer....the Obamacare program needs a wrecking ball.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2013, 09:58:28 PM »
Long Live FORTRAN
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2013, 10:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 08:51:29 PM

That's it, GoBucks!  You have now crossed the Rubicon, suffice to say.  Let's duke it out with our riffles. 
You guys are just itching to start a kerfunkle.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2013, 10:17:45 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on October 23, 2013, 12:23:55 PM
I would not be surprised if they used Fortran 77 to write that health killer mess.



*college days flashback*

What?!?:!?!    :-)
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2013, 10:18:45 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2013, 10:06:13 PM
You guys are just itching to start a kerfunkle.

With rifffles.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2013, 10:58:10 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on October 23, 2013, 10:18:45 PM
With rifffles.


While crossing the Rubicon, rappelling down the mountainside in rough terrain in Mexico to rescue some gringo, all while taking notes to write an article for the East County Magazine. 

**puts on my "press" cap.   

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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2013, 11:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on October 23, 2013, 09:58:28 PM
Long Live FORTRAN

Well, it's contemporary with the COBOL the Weeble of Wisdom was talking about, at least...
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2013, 09:06:40 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on October 23, 2013, 10:17:45 PM
*college days flashback*

What?!?:!?!    :-)

Yep. I remember the DEC computers with the Amber colored screens and the incredible amount of code/time just to move a Knight chess piece from one end of the chess board to the other.

 I had never seen or heard of another DEC computer in use anywhere after graduation and Fortran 77 was useless in the real world almost immediately after I had learned it.  I wish Matlab or Labview was available at Northeastern back then.
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2013, 09:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 10:58:10 PM

While crossing the Rubicon, rappelling down the mountainside in rough terrain in Mexico to rescue some gringo, all while taking notes to write an article for the East County Magazine. 

**puts on my "press" cap.   

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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2013, 09:47:19 AM »
Now, who made Nadine a computer programming expert?  :mental:
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Re: Nutcase nadin Pinpoints The Healthcare Website Problem
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2013, 09:48:16 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2013, 09:47:19 AM
Now, who made Nadine a computer programming expert?  :mental:
Like all the others, it's a self-appointed position.
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