Are you writing a book about the primitives?
I've said before that when I get around to winning the Powerball lottery, I'll finance a Broadway musical comedy about Skins's island, but when it comes to actually writing anything longer than what I write here, no.
The reference is to the top DUmmies contest that takes place in December. Each of the top
ten primitives gets a long-ish literary masterpiece as the award. Past awards from previous years are in the DUmping Ground, the reference section of the DUmpster. They're scattered all over in that forum--God, there's been tons of them--but "stickied" to the top of the DUmping Ground are the links to each one.