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Offline GOP Congress

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Official CC search engine
« on: October 21, 2013, 05:11:48 PM »
Here is the official search engine:

Nadine it!



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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2013, 05:21:16 PM »
Good one!
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2013, 05:22:09 PM »
That should be spelled "Seerch" and "luuky".
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2013, 05:24:59 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 21, 2013, 05:22:09 PM
That should be spelled "Seerch" and "luuky".

Every result would be accompanied by a paragraph of badly spelled, tangential, self-referential, stupid, and incorrect information, too.
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2013, 05:28:51 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 21, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
Every result would be accompanied by a paragraph of badly spelled, tangential, self-referential, stupid, and incorrect information, too.

And every link or search would have her doing that as the entire first page of search results.

Usually with a riffle, or her "good rig" doing something "crunchy."
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2013, 05:31:53 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 21, 2013, 05:28:51 PM
And every link or search would have her doing that as the entire first page of search results.

Usually with a riffle, or her "good rig" doing something "crunchy."


     And the damn thing wouldn't work half the time, because she's out at a "presser" for some local political crap and she doesn't have time to stir the coconuts on the server.
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2013, 05:55:42 PM »
Suffice it to say, that's funny!

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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2013, 06:23:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 21, 2013, 05:28:51 PM
And every link or search would have her doing that as the entire first page of search results.

Usually with a riffle, or her "good rig" doing something "crunchy."

And my favorite "worst". 
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2013, 06:33:40 PM »
Does it have Misspell check?     :lmao:
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2013, 06:41:20 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on October 21, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
Does it have Misspell check? 

It must not have spellcheck. It misspelled "nadin".
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »
No worries, just change "Nadine" to "Nadin" in the url link, and you are good to go.
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2013, 06:49:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 21, 2013, 06:41:20 PM
It must not have spellcheck. It misspelled "nadin".

Does it always render results from the winner of the Bucky Newshawk award?
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2013, 06:59:22 PM »
I keep getting an error message. something about an iggy list.
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2013, 12:31:06 AM »
So it works just like Nobamas healthcare website then?
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2013, 03:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on October 22, 2013, 12:31:06 AM
So it works just like Nobamas healthcare website then?

It actually works better than Barrycare's hellcare website.

You actually get a result with Nadine's.   :lmao:
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Re: Official CC search engine
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2013, 03:25:19 AM »
Excellent!
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