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Offline Tess Anderson

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These people can NOT think for themselves, can they?:

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So I ride by a group of anti-choice assholes protesting Planned Parenthood every Saturday...


 But the standard procedure is getting monotonous. Every Saturday morning, I ride by, honk my horn and give them the double bird.
 
Maybe I should increase the difficulty. A wheelie and the bird?

I need ideas, people.

The man of the cloth suggests:

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Fri Oct 18, 2013, 11:00 PM

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2. Throw coat hangers at them

MrDorkio suggests to:

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Fri Oct 18, 2013, 11:09 PM

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8. I see the problem here...


You're staying off the sidewalk.

Not that you should run them over though, but just lead them a tad too much and give them time to scurry out of the way.
 
Then again, you could just stay on the street and toss them the triple lindy bird.

hateful morons

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Re: Retread DUmmy "GravityCollapse" asking for ideas on trolling pro-lifers
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2013, 02:31:28 PM »
Gee, that thread just drips with edchUKhayshuny and shit.....

I suggest:  Tall building and walk.  You'll have plenty of time to flip the bird before you hit the pavement.
              

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Re: Retread DUmmy "GravityCollapse" asking for ideas on trolling pro-lifers
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2013, 06:28:54 PM »
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Ever thought of respecting their right to their own opinion? Try it, sometime.
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Re: Retread DUmmy "GravityCollapse" asking for ideas on trolling pro-lifers
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2013, 07:16:49 PM »
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I need ideas, people.

You are asking a group of people that haven't had an original idea since... well never? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Loser.   :loser: :loser:
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Re: Retread DUmmy "GravityCollapse" asking for ideas on trolling pro-lifers
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2013, 07:41:05 PM »
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I need ideas, people.

Pull out in front of traffic and get run over. That'll show them.

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Re: Retread DUmmy "GravityCollapse" asking for ideas on trolling pro-lifers
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2013, 09:14:45 PM »
So much anger towards people who only want to keep people from being murdered.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.