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Offline Chris_

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 06:14:05 PM »
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I'm on disability and have a very limited income. Actually I'm quite lucky to be able to pay my monthly bills with my disabillity check but there isnt anything left over for niceties like a guitar.
I guess it never occurred to this leech to move out of New Jersey.
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 06:15:10 PM »
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'm on disability and have a very limited income. Actually I'm quite lucky to be able to pay my monthly bills with my disabillity check but there isnt anything left over for niceties like a guitar. I've always wanted to have a Django Reinhardt style guitar and be able to teach myself to play authentic Gypsy Swing like Django. I've looked around on EBAY and this is the one I wished for//www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Paris-Swing-GG-42-Django-D-Hole-Acoustic-Gyp sy-Jazz-Guitar-/121053697339?pt=Guitar&hash=item1c2f5cd53b. There Are More expensive Models and cheaper models but this one is Mid-Priced and appears to be a little more adaptable to my style. It is $629 but has free standard shipping.

I decided I wanted to teach myself how to play the flute.

To accomplish that, I saved some money and PURCHASED A FLUTE.

Gawd, what a dumbass I am.  The next instrument I want to learn is violin.  This time I will wish on Unicorn farts.

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2013, 06:20:09 PM »
If I was going to teach myself, I would start with something cheap, as in flea market cheap, before I worked up to a serious instrument. 

 
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2013, 07:13:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 20, 2013, 06:09:55 PM
My new favorite WishaDU beggar - $629 for a guitar:
 

These people are insane.
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2013, 07:35:28 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 20, 2013, 07:13:10 PM
These people are insane.

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2013, 08:26:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 20, 2013, 06:09:55 PM
My new favorite WishaDU beggar - $629 for a guitar:
 

This post should have been addressed to the North Pole.
 

 


Pfhaha! 

Hey, as long as I'm at it, along with the guitar, throw in a couple of hookers and a bottle of Jefferson's Reserve!  I deserve a good time!

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2013, 08:27:36 PM »


Begging...

About the only thing DUers actually put any effort into. 


Like I said upthread...Pathetic.

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2013, 08:29:47 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on October 20, 2013, 06:15:10 PM
I decided I wanted to teach myself how to play the flute.

To accomplish that, I saved some money and PURCHASED A FLUTE.

Gawd, what a dumbass I am.  The next instrument I want to learn is violin.  This time I will wish on Unicorn farts.



If the DUmmy charged for playing the skin flute, like all male DUmmies do, he would raise the needed funds in no time at all.
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2013, 08:33:33 PM »
This may be for Amber, if Frontline will kill lice and bedbugs:

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50 dollars for flea/tick product
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I want to thank everybody who donated for my previous request.  Everything has been taken care of to date, but now I have dogs who need to have some flea product like either Frontline or Advantix or a similar product.

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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2013, 08:43:04 PM »
After reading some of the tails of woe (real or not) on wishadodo.  You have to wonder how totally self absorbed one has to be to come on begging for a guitar of flea collars.
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2013, 08:53:33 PM »
I cannot decide whether this is pitiful, disgusting, or aggravating:
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duffyduff

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I want to thank everybody who donated for my previous request.  Everything has been taken care of to date, but now I have dogs who need to have some flea product like either Frontline or Advantix or a similar product.

We have three dogs.  We go to the vet and BUY the flea products.  We do not ask relatives, neighbors, or anonymous strangers to give us money to buy the flea products.

If we could not afford the flea products for our three dogs, or the other stuff necessary for three dogs, we would not have three dogs.

Why can DUmmies not figure this sort of thing out?
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2013, 08:56:48 PM »
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50 dollars for flea/tick product
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October 2, 2013
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ANIMALS | PETS
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duffyduff

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I want to thank everybody who donated for my previous request.  Everything has been taken care of to date, but now I have dogs who need to have some flea product like either Frontline or Advantix or a similar product.

This just goes to show why you should never help a DUmmy. Because like feeding a stray cat, once you give money to a DUmmy, it will come back over and over and over again expecting more. It never ends.
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2013, 04:33:20 AM »
Hell, I want a Remington 870 Police model with the wood stock.  Maybe I should go to Wishadoo and try to beg for the funds? O-) :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Brother, got any spare change.
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2013, 08:03:56 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 21, 2013, 04:33:20 AM
Hell, I want a Remington 870 Police model with the wood stock.  Maybe I should go to Wishadoo and try to beg for the funds? O-) :whistling: :tongue:
DICK'S has a special on them .....but you can get 'em cheaper some where else.....but if the DUmmies are paying for, WTH.
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