Hey Doug. 
You know, this is so hokey, so stupid, so childish, of the brain-damaged primitive.
It's hard to believe he's right on the edge of being an old man, but of course he is.
One wonders how he got so far in life, being so chronologically and intellectually retarded.
I think the brain-damaged primitive
might have learned that words have consequences, and I suppose it's time he learned that words not spoken (such as an explanation and apology to his fellow primitves) have consequences too.